Status: one shot || complete
I’m Not Crazy
“Oliver, is that you? I miss you, Oliver, I really do. When are you coming home? I made us dinner tonight – your favourite, roast vegetables and lamb. I didn’t burn anything so we don’t have to order takeaway.”
“Come on, Oli, come home. Please. For me. I need to tell you about my day; it’s incredibly interesting. I would tell you now, but that defeats the purpose. Oliver, the potatoes are going cold. I just ate one. Hurry up, please.”
“Oliver, where are you – no, don’t answer that. That’s – argh! Oliver. Get your sorry butt home now. Oliver! Oliver!”
“Oli… I love you. Please return to me.”
Dedication goes to Rianne, Aliya, Nikko, Shay and all other Hayliver shippers.
Inspiration comes from “(One of Those) Crazy Girls” by Paramore. (Aliya, it’s your song! Please don’t hate me after this – ah, don’t say anything. Read and find out why.)
“Come on, Oli, come home. Please. For me. I need to tell you about my day; it’s incredibly interesting. I would tell you now, but that defeats the purpose. Oliver, the potatoes are going cold. I just ate one. Hurry up, please.”
“Oliver, where are you – no, don’t answer that. That’s – argh! Oliver. Get your sorry butt home now. Oliver! Oliver!”
“Oli… I love you. Please return to me.”
Dedication goes to Rianne, Aliya, Nikko, Shay and all other Hayliver shippers.
Inspiration comes from “(One of Those) Crazy Girls” by Paramore. (Aliya, it’s your song! Please don’t hate me after this – ah, don’t say anything. Read and find out why.)