Saying Sorry

You were jerked awake the next morning when Jacoby’s radio went off, playing Ammunition, by Switchfoot.
‘Turn that fucking thing off Jacoby’ Dani groaned just before you did.
‘You! Its right next to you’ he complained back. You were just thinking about how nice they were to each other in the morning when you remembered why Jacoby had even set the alarm.
‘Oh my god. Get the fuck outta bed you sluts’ you yelled, ripping the covers off Dani who was in the bed and kicking Jacoby as you walked by. ‘Hurry up! I wanna see Sonny!’ you screeched when they still didn’t move.
‘Who?’ Dani asked. You could kill him sometimes.
‘Sonny you fucking fool. Come on Warped starts today’ you said, shoving him before grabbing a towel. ‘Dibs on the shower’ you finished, walking into the bathroom.
‘Bitch’ Jacoby yelled after you.
‘Love you too’ you called back, before shutting the door.

You emerged from the bathroom 20 minutes later, followed by a cloud of steam.
‘Samantha James there had better be hot water left. Dibs’ Dani said, glaring at you, and then shot gunning the bathroom a second before Jacoby did.
‘You suck’ was all Jacoby said, before going back to stuffing his face with Cereal.
‘Thank you’ Dani said, before walking into the bathroom.
‘Sooo’ you said, plonking down in the seat next to Jacoby, pulling the second bowl of cereal out from under his spoon.
‘Hey I did actually want that you know!’ he complained, as you started eating them.
‘You eat too much as it is. I was doing you a favor. You might be a skinny little fuck now but I promise that it will all catch up to you one day’ you said, smiling, before shoveling another spoonful into your mouth. ‘Besides, I didn’t eat last night’
‘So?’ Neither did I’ he said.
‘But you live here. You can just help yourself. I can't’
‘It's never stopped you before’
‘So? I was being polite for a change’
‘More like you’ve got no better arguments’
‘Smartass’ you muttered, flipping him off.
‘Awww you do love me’ he teased.
‘I know I do’ you said, leaning over the table, kissing him on the lips. He went bright red and as you pulled away Dani walked into the room.
‘Oh. My. Fucking. God. What the hell was that? Sam, I thought you liked Sonny. And yet you just kissed Jacoby. Im so fucking confused right now’ he rambled.
‘Oh kewl it. I was just stirring him. Sides I don’t like Sonny’ you said, smiling when both their jaws dropped ‘I love him’ you finished.
‘You had me scared for a minute there’ Dani said.
‘I knew that. It was just unexpected was all’ Jacoby said, trying to smooth over why his jaw had dropped. You just laughed at him.
‘Hey that’s not nice you know’ he said, hopping off his stool before starting to tickle you. You remembered then why being tickled sucked so much.
‘Jacoby, STOP! I’ll piss myself otherwise’ you stuttered out, while giggling and squirming around.
‘Oh ok but I’m only stopping cause I personally don’t want piss all over me’ he said, stopping.
‘Flirts’ Dani muttered smiling.
‘Nut uh’ you smiled.
‘Ya huh’ he argued back.
‘Nut uh’
‘Ya huh’
‘No’
‘Yea’
‘I’m going to shower before the bus gets here’ Jacoby said, trying unsuccessfully to get yours and Dani’s attention.

When Jacoby walked out of the shower 15 minutes later you and Dani were on the floor wrestling.
‘So this is what happens when I leave you two alone hey?’ he asked smiling ‘Well now you both need to be punished’ he said, as you and Dani continued to wrestle. That was until he jumped on you both pinning you under him and Dani.
‘Oomph, Jacoby you fat fucking deadweight, get off me’ you grunted out from under him.
‘Nah I don’t think so. I’m pretty damn comfy up here’ he said, with ease, obviously not lacking breath. This made you extremely jealous as you were sure you were starting to turn blue.
‘I swear to god if you don’t get off me I will sack you so bad that you will never be able to get it up let alone reproduce’ you threatened slowly, but harshly.
‘I tell you what, if you promise me you won’t sack me and that you and Dani will stop fighting I will get off you'
‘Yup’ you and Dani both managed to grunt out. Then Jacoby got off you which allowed Dani to get off you. The ease you suddenly had at breathing made you extremely grateful.
‘Jacoby, I hope you’re a fast runner, cause when I get my breath back, I’m gunna put so much weight on you, you’ll be able to eat yourself for breakfast you’ll be so fucking flat’ you threatened. You were just about to start after him when a horn honked outside.
‘What the hell?’ you questioned, spinning around.
‘That’ll be the bus’ Dani said.
‘The bus…?’ you questioned.
‘Yea, the bus. You know, as in tour bus’ he said.
‘YOU GOT A TOUR BUS???’ you squealed ‘oh my god’ you said, throwing yourself at Jacoby, causing him to flinch, thinking you were going to hit him. Instead you just hugged him ‘I love you guys. This is going to be so awesome’ you finished, kissing Jacoby, then Dani. You grabbed as much stuff as you could, before marching out of the house and onto the HUGE bus. Well it was huge in your opinion anyway. You dropped the stuff you had and slowly turned around, taking it all in. It was a two story bus. The bottom half had a kitchen, bathroom, couch and a space at the back you knew would be perfect for parties. Then you decided to go up to the next level. In the front half was 8 bunks and the back half was pretty much a game room, with couches all around the sides and a TV in one corner.
‘Shit better then I thought it would be’ Dani said from behind you.
‘It’s fucking amazing’ you said, turning around to hug him.
‘Uh a little help please guys. And I want one of those hugs I’m sure you just gave Dani’ Jacoby called out from the lower level.
‘Coming. And I suppose I could spare one’ you yelled out. Twenty minutes later you guys had the bags on the bus and were off.