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Elmo has signed on

Elmo: -reads yesterdays conversation- so cay cay fell for the clickable name…..that poor girl….

Cay-T has signed on

Cay-T: -twitches- yup….i will never look at life the same way again…..

Elmo: -hand on shoulder- I feel your pain….

Bill has signed on

Bill: I think we ALL feel your pain….

Elmo: -looks at watch- I should have a friend signing on soon….

Shan-Poo has signed on

Elmo: and there she is!!!

Shan-Poo: Lindsay!!

Elmo: Shanaynay!!

Shan-Poo: sorry I didn’t come on earlier!!

Elmo: No girl its all goooood!!!

Pete has signed on

Pete: I have some bad news….

Elmo, Cay-T, Shan-Poo, and Bill: What!?

Pete: Max was caught cheating on Lindsay with some girl from one of their music videos…click my name to see the horrid truth….

Elmo: -clicks name with tears in eyes- No, that just cant be him….It just cant be!!

Pete: sorry, linds, it’s the truth…

Elmo: That jerk!! –cries-

Cay-T: I have to go comfort her!!

Cay-T has signed off

Max: Hi everyone!

Everyone: glares

Max: -reads above- Oh no, Lindsay, it’s not what it looks like.

Elmo: well it looks like you hanging all over some bleached blonde tramp!! How could you do this?

Max: I have needs!!!

Elmo: and needs mean getting freaky with someone who’s not your girlfriend!?

Max: I cant help it….the girl was hot….

Elmo: Just get out of here you jerk!! Don’t you dare think you can sign on again!!! You and me are done and I never want to see you again!! –throws chair and goes on a rampage-

Cay-T has signed on

Cay-T: Pete, would you mind coming over here and help me keep Lindsay from destroying her house and from throwing the cat out of a three story window?

Pete: I’ll be right over!!

Pete has signed off
Max has signed off

Patrick has signed on

Patrick: I never thought that Max would do something like this…

Bill: Me neither!

Patrick: Lindsay is gonna be so beat up over this…it’s not the first time this has happened to her…

Shan-Poo: It has happened before??

Patrick: Yeah, with her last two bfs actually…she gets really mad for a while then she gets extremely sad…

Shan-Poo: That’s terrible…

Sammie has signed on

Sammie: Oh my Cheeseyfudge!! PATRICK YOURE ON!!!

Patrick: This is not a good time Sammie..!

Sammie: Why?

Patrick: Max cheated on Lindsay…

Sammie: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!? I AM GONNA KICK THAT BEOTCHS LITTLE ASS!! WHERE IS HE!?!? LET ME AT HIM, WORTHLESS SCUM BAG!!

Patrick: calm down…

Sammie: CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN!? HOW COULD I CALM DOWN AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?

Patrick: don’t worry, we don’t have to see Max for a long time…

Elmo: That doesn’t help the pain!!!

Shan-Poo: I’m so sorry Lindsay! –huggles-

Elmo: -sniffles- It’s ok…

Shan-Poo: damn, I have to go…

Elmo: will you be on tomorrow?

Shan-Poo: Of course! I’ll talk to you tomorrow! Bye everyone!!

Everyone: bye!

Cay-T: I think I’ve got her pretty calm now…

Elmo: I think I can go on….

Bill: -crouches to Lindsay’s level- do think you will be alright??

Elmo: -nods-

Bill: Well, I’m going to go for now…Tom wants to make a cake!!! Weeeee!! –spins in circles-

Elmo: -hiccup, giggle-

Bill: at least your laughing…we will find a way to get max back for what he’s done to you!

Bill has signed off

Elmo: I don’t usually believe in revenge….but in this case lets do it!!

Cay-T: Yes!! –high five-

Elmo: well, I think I need to go take a nap….

Everyone: go ahead!

Elmo: ok, talk to you all later!

Everyone: love you!

Elmo has signed off

Cay-T: I DO BELIEVE THAT I SHOULD BE GOING TOO!

Patrick: whats with the caps lock?

Cay-T: sorry…I thought it would help me vent..

Patrick: oooook.

Cay-T: bye!!

Cay-T has signed off

Sammie: well, it looks like it’s just you and me now….

Patrick: No

Patrick has signed off

Sammie: Damn!

Sammie has signed off