A Defiant Child and an Infantile Lazy Bum
Ran Intervenes
"What the hell is going on in here?!"
"She...started....it!"
"Yeah, and I started it alright but your lazy ass still wears diapers."
"Not anymore I don't, asshole!"
"Bitch!"
"Asshole!"
"You can go to hell!"
"Already been there, pick something else!"
"Okay, how about a punch in the gut?"
"Not if I pun--Oof!"
"Hehehehe-OW! What the hell? I'm a child!"
"Yeah, well, spare the rod, spoil the child."
"Oh, yeah, well, maybe you should have some black eyed peas!"
"Wait, what--OW!! Motherfucker!"
"Now, stop fighting."
"No, Ran, fuck you!"
"Did you just say 'Fuck you' to me?!"
"Yes, I did, you fucking kitsune vixen bitch!"
"Does little baby Chen want an ass beating?"
"No."
"Then apologize or....should I speak more slowly."
"I'm sorry, Mama Ran."
"Well, that's more like it and I see you've finally did something I told you and you've done it well, though, for you two to beat each other up, well, that wasn't in the plans at all."
"She...started....it!"
"Yeah, and I started it alright but your lazy ass still wears diapers."
"Not anymore I don't, asshole!"
"Bitch!"
"Asshole!"
"You can go to hell!"
"Already been there, pick something else!"
"Okay, how about a punch in the gut?"
"Not if I pun--Oof!"
"Hehehehe-OW! What the hell? I'm a child!"
"Yeah, well, spare the rod, spoil the child."
"Oh, yeah, well, maybe you should have some black eyed peas!"
"Wait, what--OW!! Motherfucker!"
"Now, stop fighting."
"No, Ran, fuck you!"
"Did you just say 'Fuck you' to me?!"
"Yes, I did, you fucking kitsune vixen bitch!"
"Does little baby Chen want an ass beating?"
"No."
"Then apologize or....should I speak more slowly."
"I'm sorry, Mama Ran."
"Well, that's more like it and I see you've finally did something I told you and you've done it well, though, for you two to beat each other up, well, that wasn't in the plans at all."