The "How to Disappear" Game

Drop to your bony knees on cold tile floors(you'll get some gnarly bruises)and lift the lid of the porcelain throne. Hurry now, position yourself above the sea of toilet water. Shove two fingers in your throat. Keep going; even when you gag. Don't take your fingers out when your lunch starts coming back up, I mean yeah you'll get vomit on your hand but what's the big deal? Keep puking until you taste acid or until you see your stomach bile in the sea of nowhere near digested food. Remove your shaky fingers and flush the toilet. Grab the counter as you stand up. Way too quickly. Hold on as your head spins. Wash your hands four times, no six...get the stench of vomit off of them. Rinse your mouth out with Listerine. Breathe. One.Two.Three. Okay. The spinning has stopped, now go back to your room and wake up your best friend.