Status: In Progress. <3

Are You There God? It's Me, Alex Gaskarth.

Being in a band is great. The fans, the music, the entire experience is an incredible blessing. However, there are always a few setbacks in every case, and every tour has its own set of horror stories. A few crazy fans, long nights away from the ones you love, and most recently- or, currently- being stranded on the side of the road in your band’s brand new $150,000 tour bus. I mean, it doesn’t sound like that big of a dent in our tour schedule. A few hours in a shop and an itchy motel room and we’re back on the road. But, when the bus is being held by two demons, a hell hound, and a pissed off angel in a trench coat, you kind of start wondering if this is God’s punishment for that time you woke up in a stranger’s yard naked and clutching a tire in 2005.
  1. Introduction
  2. Chapter One.
    "It's been almost ten years to the day..."
  3. Chapter Two.
    "You must not know who you really are..."