Dear Santa

Wrote this as a response to a writing prompt by the fabulous Indigo Umbrella. Read her stuff if you haven't yet, she's amaze-balls.

Prompt: You are a fifty-three-year-old woman living in Chicago. Write a letter to Santa.

This is my attempt at being humorous, let me know if I succeed. This is a writing exercise, it's not to be a masterpiece.

Prompt given by Indigo Umbrella.

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