Status: This book is just a joke, calm down
50 Shades of 2007
Chapter 3
MARCUS POV
At school my friends, dark lord and moonshine sit with me all through my classes. My schools name is Anryms High School. I don't like this school considering the fact that everyone here does heroin and yells at me to get a haircut. My hair is swept to the side because it makes me look hardcore at best. Dark Lord and Moonshine are my best friends and helped me with this terrible life I am living. My science class is the only class without them and I feel lonely. I sit in my science class glaring at this guy named Will that I envy so much. He looks back at me and says, "What are you looking at you stupid gay bitch?"
I don't say anything back. I stop staring and that means I have to look at my science teacher now. She has short hair and talks like she knows everything. What a bitch.
The bell rings and I get my bag from under my desk and I accidently brake my nail.
"Ow! Goddamnit!" My nail. It is broken. My black nail Polish has broken off also. It is broken like my soul.
I walk out of the school with a placid look on my face trying not to smile at my friends as I walk beside them talking about blood and how much we love vampires.
My bus smells like pot when I get on ( no surprise there, fucking potheads ). Marijuana should be down deep in the depths of hell because it is evil.
I get off the bus and go to my bright fucking house and I hate it. One day I will paint the house black and I will burn it to the ground. Mmmm.
I go in my room and set my bookbag on my bed and get my laptop. My myspace page is never full of notifications. Nobody cares about me. I am lonely most of the time. No one likes me. I am a failure.
Suddenly I see this girls page and she is very bright, which I hate. But she got dat booty. ( did I really just say that? ) I send her a friend request, hoping she will accept it to see if she is depressed deep down also. Booty.
At school my friends, dark lord and moonshine sit with me all through my classes. My schools name is Anryms High School. I don't like this school considering the fact that everyone here does heroin and yells at me to get a haircut. My hair is swept to the side because it makes me look hardcore at best. Dark Lord and Moonshine are my best friends and helped me with this terrible life I am living. My science class is the only class without them and I feel lonely. I sit in my science class glaring at this guy named Will that I envy so much. He looks back at me and says, "What are you looking at you stupid gay bitch?"
I don't say anything back. I stop staring and that means I have to look at my science teacher now. She has short hair and talks like she knows everything. What a bitch.
The bell rings and I get my bag from under my desk and I accidently brake my nail.
"Ow! Goddamnit!" My nail. It is broken. My black nail Polish has broken off also. It is broken like my soul.
I walk out of the school with a placid look on my face trying not to smile at my friends as I walk beside them talking about blood and how much we love vampires.
My bus smells like pot when I get on ( no surprise there, fucking potheads ). Marijuana should be down deep in the depths of hell because it is evil.
I get off the bus and go to my bright fucking house and I hate it. One day I will paint the house black and I will burn it to the ground. Mmmm.
I go in my room and set my bookbag on my bed and get my laptop. My myspace page is never full of notifications. Nobody cares about me. I am lonely most of the time. No one likes me. I am a failure.
Suddenly I see this girls page and she is very bright, which I hate. But she got dat booty. ( did I really just say that? ) I send her a friend request, hoping she will accept it to see if she is depressed deep down also. Booty.
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Booty