50 Shades of 2007

"Heyyyyyyy" - Chloe
"Hey. - me
"Wats rong cutee????! Lyke tel mehhhh "
"Life is miserable, I am humiliated."
"lol like wat how can sum1 as cute as u get humiliateed?? <3"
"Cheering me up won't do the job. I'm sorry Chloe. But anyways, do you wanna hang out sometime?" ( I was still thinking about booty )
"Like OMGGGGGG yes! When?? I'm so excited bae"
"How about right now? But when you see me don't be afraid because I'm pretty ugly in person. Trust me"
"Ohhh bae STAHP !"
"We should meet up at the Suarez park in 5 minutes"
"Oksyyyyy!!!!"

I turn off my laptop and yell for my mom.
"MOOOOOMMMMMMMM can I go to the park?"
"Sure fagggot !!!!"
God she's a bitch. I get my stuff and put it in my Jack Skellington drawstring bag and put on my studded belt. I look in the mirror and straighten my hair and thicken my eyeliner a bit. I'm so ugly.
I walk out the door with my head hanging low kicking the soda cans out of my way. People these days. I get to the park and no one is there. I wait for a bit and suddenly a beautiful pink-haired girl appears.
Her butt isn't as good as it looks in pictures. ( sadly. back to porn for me ) I guess she photoshops it then. Fuck.