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I'm an Asshole, Baby.

"Jerk."

I can't stand myself,
I'm an asshole baby.

I'm fashionably late,
I'm the one you love to hate.

"Goody-two-shoes."
Cause I can't stand myself,
Cause I'm an asshole, baby.

I'm an asshole.
I'm an asshole.
I'm an asshole.
"Asshole."


Asshole aka Xavier Henry Ward |
Sweetheart aka Samantha Gretel Robinson
  1. O n e
    I'm nobody.
  2. T w o
    Whoa, look at his eye.
  3. T h r e e
    Will, you know I don't make promises.
  4. F o u r
    You look like shit.
  5. F i v e
    Dance with me.
  6. S i x
    Was I really that drunk.
  7. S e v e n
    You ask a lot of questions.