The Dog That Brought Them Together

Jessies POV-
"Lily, What do you want?" Neil asked, squeezing my hand even tighter.
"I want you back baby. You know you like me more than that bitch." She replied, stepping closer.
"Nah, I'll stick with this one." He replied, moving our arms out.

"I realized how lost I am without you." She moved closer.
"Uh-huh." He replied. She moved closer.
And closer.
And closer.
Until she pushed out a hand and it landed on his crotch.
Whats up with this chick and grabbin' dudes?

"Waaa-" Neil began "Stop touching me."
"Why." She asked.
"Because. I don't want your hand on my man parts." He spat. I couldn't help but smile.
"I'm coming for your bitch asses." She turned on her heels and left.

"Dayum." I remarked.
"Uh-huh." He replied, dragging me off toward the store.

~ Back at the house, after lunch at Taco bell, around 3PM~
Neils POV
Jessie stood and went off to the bathroom.
"So, What did you guys do?" Jeremy asked, wiggling an eyebrow. I stared at him blankly for a moment.
"Not much." I lied.
"Lair" He replied.
I sighed heavily, "Well.. We sorta..." I began.
"You sorta... what."
"We like.."

"What? Kissed, Made out, had sex, had a three- NEIL WESTFALL, DID YOU HAVE A THREESOME." He half screamed.
"No... And not so loud, jerk." I replied.
"Sorry. But, Seriously, What happened."
"We kissed... And then Lily turned up." I said.
"Oh my god! That's great Neil!" He knew how much I wanted to kiss her, "Wait.. Who's Lily." He furrowed an eyebrow.
"My Ex, You idiot."
"Oh yeah." He replied. "Well.. How'd tha-" He was interrupted by Jessie returning. "Hey Jess."

"Yo." She replied. "So whats this about Neil having a threesome?" She asked. I face-palmed.
"I was messin' with him." Jeremy replied, looking over at his phone.

"OH! LOOK AT THAT! ITS 3:56! MY..... BATHROOM CLEANING TIME!" He screamed, running to the back of the house.
"I hate him sometimes." I replied.
"Mhm." She responded.

Jeremys POV-
I listened closely, It was difficult to hear from the bathroom, so I threw water everywhere and hid in Jessie's room.

"So, What are you doing tomorrow?" Neil asked.
"Nothing? Why." Jessie replied
"Erm.. Wanna go out again?" He asked.
"Sure." I silently whispered 'Thats my boy'

I walked back in, shoved Neil off the couch, got him to stand, and then pushed him into Jessie.
"GET SOME!" I shrieked, Running into the kitchen.

"FUCK YOU!" Neil yelled. Jessie only replied with uncontrollable laughter.

~Ten Minutes later~
I walked back in from getting the mail, and crept into the living room.
Only to see Jessie and Neil holding hands and staring into each other's eyes.
"Oooooh." I replied, as I took a picture.

"Damnit. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE PEOPLE." Neil screamed.
"I'm sending this to everyone." I said, sitting down and sending it to everyone who knew Neil and Jessie. Kevin, Alex, Adam (photographer), Kevin, Josh, And even Neil and Jessie themselves.

Then to make it better, I uploaded it to Instagram and Twitter.
'@neilwestfall44 and his *hopefully* soon to be girlfriend.'
There were alot of 'Awww's and 'Good for him!'s And then there were the 'NEIL NEEDS TO BE WITH MEEEEE's

Neil himself commented with-
'Fuck you Jeremy.'
Josh commented-
'AWW! I KNEW IT'
Kevin -
'HA! He probably just broke the record for world biggest boner.'
Alex-
"We knew it would happen eventually....'
Adam-
'Aw, Good for them.'
Then finally, Jessie-
'Hm. I guess we make an ok couple.'