Razor Blades & Guitar Amps
che il cazzo sei? Perché siete su questa linea?
After Roxii almost got her ass ran over and Spencer saved her we decided to just stay out and see
the city of Chicago!
"Uh Candy?"
"What Zeb?"
"Your pants are a ringin'"
"Wah? it's 2 in the morning who would be callin' me?"
As I reached for my phone it hit me. It hit me like the bus that almost flaten Roxii.
I wanted to answer it but I didn't want to seem too eager.
"Candee answer your DAMN PHONE!", Roxii yelled
"Hel...hello?"
"HEY GIRL WHAT'S UP?!"
"Britnay?"
"DUH! who else would it be?"
"I was just hopeing it was going to be someone else"
"Girrrrrl who would call you at 2 in the morning but me?!"
"Good point"
"How was the show?!"
"Amazing but i'm going to spend the rest of the night with my Roxii Cupcake and Zebra!"
"Alright girrl call me latea there's a party in the city tonight and you guys HAVE to come!"
"Hahaha. ok bye brit."
"BYEEEEEEEE"
*Click
"Damn I swear Britnay gets louder on the phone everytime", Zeb said
"And what's this I heard about a party in the city tonight?", Roxii said
"Yeah Britnay brought it up but you guys wouldn't want to go", I said
"FUCK! whatever! we're going!", Roxii screamed
"AHHHHHH! I'm kidding we're all going! like I'd miss a party in the city!"
"So it is now 3 in the morning what would you lovely ladies like to do this fine morning?"
"Pancakes!", I said shyly
"YESS!", both Roxii and Zeb said
It was so funny sitting there waiting for our pancakes because we all had our phones in our hands with
HUGE smiles on our faces. We all knew what eachother was waiting for. Just one call. One text message.
Just something! Anything to let me know that sexy spanish man had not forgotten about little me.
"You guys tonight was a good night", I said
"Yeahh if it wasn't for Roxii or Pete we'd be at home right now!", said Zeb
We just sat and smiled. Our pancakes arrived and we ate them pretty fast. It was late and I was beat.
"You guys ready?", I asked
"Yeah let us go to DREAMLAND! Where the grass is alway green, the boys are always sexy, and Zeb
actually gets laid instead of jerking off to that paramore poster in his room!", Roxii yelled
"HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!", Zeb asked
"Honey the walls are paper thin! Who couldn't hear you!?", I said jumping on his back
He was turning a very deep red.
"Aww it's ok Zebby", Roxii said messing up his hair
We got back to our apartment and I was sooo tired.
"I CALL FIRST SHOWER!!!!", Roxii shouted
"I don't care", I said
Of course I was the last one to take a shower. I didn't mind though it meant I could walk around in my
panties. No like I don't do it anyways. I was making my way to my room when my phone rang. I only hoped
it wasn't Britnay again. I love that girl but damnnn she knew how to piss you off quick!
"Hello?", I answered with a quiet voice
"Aye girl you still awake?"
"Did I not answer my phone?"
"Well I guess you did."
"Who is this?"
"Take a wild guess?"
"How about you save my the trouble and go ahead and tell me"
"It's Gabe"
"Who?"
"We met tonight"
"Who?"
"At the show? we were talking about my ass?"
Of course I knew who it was. I just wanted to see what would happen.
"Oh yeahhh sorry"
"Can you talk?"
"Yeahh I'm good"
"How was your night?"
"Got pancakes you?"
"Drank a little"
"A little?"
"For me it was a little"
"So what you're not drunk enough at a shot of phone sex?", I said
"I'm buzzed what? phone sex?"
"..."
I just made an ass of myself! I didn't even know this guy and I was already talking about sex. Damn.
"Hello?"
"..."
"Candy?"
"Sorry I was just thinking"
"Oh really? 'bout what?", he laughed
"Just uh you know stuff"
"Well I was just thinking about stuff too"
"What kinda stuff?"
"You tell me first"
"A girl never tells her secrets first"
"I was thinking about what you're wearing"
"Oh...well you could've just asked"
"What are you wearing?"
"Doctor about my laxitives is there anyway I could get them extra strength?"
"Candy?"
"Gabe?"
"I'm here"
"Something happened with the line but I'm here"
"Ok"
"So uh tell me again what you're wearing?"
"I'm not wearing any pan..."
"DOCTOR! ARE YOU THERE?! I REALLY NEED MY LAXITIVES!"
"Aye bro I ain't got no lax for you!"
"What?! then who the hell is this?!"
"I think our lines got mixed up"
"che il cazzo sei? Perché siete su questa linea?"
"GABE?!"
"There was something going on with the line it cut off to some old guy yelling about lax or some sorta
shit anyways I'm here now"
"I knew giving you my number was a stupid idea just forget the whole thing"
"Noo! just uh gimme another shot?"
"No"
"Ahhh come on CandyCane"
I knew he was making a sad face.
"Fine but this time YOU have to tell ME what you're wearing"
"Well I'm glad you asked"
"I couldn't sleep so I took off my tight pants"
"Go on"
"And it got kinda hot so I took off my shirt"
"Mhm"
"And well it seems my boxers are getting kinda tight so I might have to take them off too"
"This is making me happy"
Gabes' POV
Damn this girls already making me beg. That's something I thought no girl could ever do. It's not like
I'm saying she's that special. She's just around and I could really use her right now.
"Now tell me what you're wearing"
"Well I just got outta the shower"
"Mhmmmmmmm"
"Just my shirt on"
"No panties?"
"What do you think?"
"Ohhh girl come on don't tease me"
"Of course I'm not wearing any panties"
As soon as I was reaching my hand down for my member the curtain opened quick and there was a video
camera and Ryland laughing and Alex talking about what I was NOT DOING!
"So you couldn't wait until you got back home to your girl to have ACTUAL sex instead of pitty phone
sex with some random girl?", Ryland asked
"Man you fucken RUINED IT!"
Normal POV
I heard yelling and laughing on the phone and the words 'your girl' and 'random girl' clearly.
That stupid prick used me to JERK OFF!
"Now I'm softed! Man get the fuck outta here!"
I heard some more yelling.
"I'm real sorry that..."
I cut him off.
"That what? you got caught about to masterbate to some 'random girl' or that I found out you already have
a girlfriend?!"
"..."
"That's what I thought! You just used me so how many other girls have you used?"
"None"
"That's a lie!"
"Yo would you just hear me out for a second?"
"Why?"
"To lemme tell you the story"
"No"
"CANDY! shit girl just lemme talk"
"Quickly"
"Damn girl"
"Do you want me to hang up?!"
"Alright listen my girlfriend dumped me last week and I've been pretty bummed so I didn't tell anyone"
"So you just found someone you could use?!"
"NO! fuck lemme finish"
"GO on"
"So when I saw you and your friends stand there I thought you were pretty cute so I wanted to talk to you"
I was blushing.
"You think I'm cute?"
"DUH! I would've gone up to an ugly chick"
"Alright so finish your story"
"Well I heard you laugh and I thought your laugh was pretty cute too but listen I really don't have a
girlfriend alright I just haven't told anyone she dumped me so could you just keep it to yourself?"
"No"
"Ahhh come on girl! You got me begging you! That should mean something?!"
"Alright! I won't tell anyone! As long as you don't tell your friends I'm just some 'random girl'"
"Deal"
"So you really think I'm cute?"
"Shit girl! you gonna have me running circles for you"
"That's the plan"
"Alright so the phone sex failed what'd you doing tonight?"
"Going to a party with my friends and yourself?"
"Going to a party with my friends too"
"Hahaha. crazy"
"Where's your party at?"
"In the city"
"Chicago?"
"DUH! what else would be the city?"
"We uh I'm going to a party in Chicago too"
"Oh are you now?", I said with a smirk
the city of Chicago!
"Uh Candy?"
"What Zeb?"
"Your pants are a ringin'"
"Wah? it's 2 in the morning who would be callin' me?"
As I reached for my phone it hit me. It hit me like the bus that almost flaten Roxii.
I wanted to answer it but I didn't want to seem too eager.
"Candee answer your DAMN PHONE!", Roxii yelled
"Hel...hello?"
"HEY GIRL WHAT'S UP?!"
"Britnay?"
"DUH! who else would it be?"
"I was just hopeing it was going to be someone else"
"Girrrrrl who would call you at 2 in the morning but me?!"
"Good point"
"How was the show?!"
"Amazing but i'm going to spend the rest of the night with my Roxii Cupcake and Zebra!"
"Alright girrl call me latea there's a party in the city tonight and you guys HAVE to come!"
"Hahaha. ok bye brit."
"BYEEEEEEEE"
*Click
"Damn I swear Britnay gets louder on the phone everytime", Zeb said
"And what's this I heard about a party in the city tonight?", Roxii said
"Yeah Britnay brought it up but you guys wouldn't want to go", I said
"FUCK! whatever! we're going!", Roxii screamed
"AHHHHHH! I'm kidding we're all going! like I'd miss a party in the city!"
"So it is now 3 in the morning what would you lovely ladies like to do this fine morning?"
"Pancakes!", I said shyly
"YESS!", both Roxii and Zeb said
It was so funny sitting there waiting for our pancakes because we all had our phones in our hands with
HUGE smiles on our faces. We all knew what eachother was waiting for. Just one call. One text message.
Just something! Anything to let me know that sexy spanish man had not forgotten about little me.
"You guys tonight was a good night", I said
"Yeahh if it wasn't for Roxii or Pete we'd be at home right now!", said Zeb
We just sat and smiled. Our pancakes arrived and we ate them pretty fast. It was late and I was beat.
"You guys ready?", I asked
"Yeah let us go to DREAMLAND! Where the grass is alway green, the boys are always sexy, and Zeb
actually gets laid instead of jerking off to that paramore poster in his room!", Roxii yelled
"HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!", Zeb asked
"Honey the walls are paper thin! Who couldn't hear you!?", I said jumping on his back
He was turning a very deep red.
"Aww it's ok Zebby", Roxii said messing up his hair
We got back to our apartment and I was sooo tired.
"I CALL FIRST SHOWER!!!!", Roxii shouted
"I don't care", I said
Of course I was the last one to take a shower. I didn't mind though it meant I could walk around in my
panties. No like I don't do it anyways. I was making my way to my room when my phone rang. I only hoped
it wasn't Britnay again. I love that girl but damnnn she knew how to piss you off quick!
"Hello?", I answered with a quiet voice
"Aye girl you still awake?"
"Did I not answer my phone?"
"Well I guess you did."
"Who is this?"
"Take a wild guess?"
"How about you save my the trouble and go ahead and tell me"
"It's Gabe"
"Who?"
"We met tonight"
"Who?"
"At the show? we were talking about my ass?"
Of course I knew who it was. I just wanted to see what would happen.
"Oh yeahhh sorry"
"Can you talk?"
"Yeahh I'm good"
"How was your night?"
"Got pancakes you?"
"Drank a little"
"A little?"
"For me it was a little"
"So what you're not drunk enough at a shot of phone sex?", I said
"I'm buzzed what? phone sex?"
"..."
I just made an ass of myself! I didn't even know this guy and I was already talking about sex. Damn.
"Hello?"
"..."
"Candy?"
"Sorry I was just thinking"
"Oh really? 'bout what?", he laughed
"Just uh you know stuff"
"Well I was just thinking about stuff too"
"What kinda stuff?"
"You tell me first"
"A girl never tells her secrets first"
"I was thinking about what you're wearing"
"Oh...well you could've just asked"
"What are you wearing?"
"Doctor about my laxitives is there anyway I could get them extra strength?"
"Candy?"
"Gabe?"
"I'm here"
"Something happened with the line but I'm here"
"Ok"
"So uh tell me again what you're wearing?"
"I'm not wearing any pan..."
"DOCTOR! ARE YOU THERE?! I REALLY NEED MY LAXITIVES!"
"Aye bro I ain't got no lax for you!"
"What?! then who the hell is this?!"
"I think our lines got mixed up"
"che il cazzo sei? Perché siete su questa linea?"
"GABE?!"
"There was something going on with the line it cut off to some old guy yelling about lax or some sorta
shit anyways I'm here now"
"I knew giving you my number was a stupid idea just forget the whole thing"
"Noo! just uh gimme another shot?"
"No"
"Ahhh come on CandyCane"
I knew he was making a sad face.
"Fine but this time YOU have to tell ME what you're wearing"
"Well I'm glad you asked"
"I couldn't sleep so I took off my tight pants"
"Go on"
"And it got kinda hot so I took off my shirt"
"Mhm"
"And well it seems my boxers are getting kinda tight so I might have to take them off too"
"This is making me happy"
Gabes' POV
Damn this girls already making me beg. That's something I thought no girl could ever do. It's not like
I'm saying she's that special. She's just around and I could really use her right now.
"Now tell me what you're wearing"
"Well I just got outta the shower"
"Mhmmmmmmm"
"Just my shirt on"
"No panties?"
"What do you think?"
"Ohhh girl come on don't tease me"
"Of course I'm not wearing any panties"
As soon as I was reaching my hand down for my member the curtain opened quick and there was a video
camera and Ryland laughing and Alex talking about what I was NOT DOING!
"So you couldn't wait until you got back home to your girl to have ACTUAL sex instead of pitty phone
sex with some random girl?", Ryland asked
"Man you fucken RUINED IT!"
Normal POV
I heard yelling and laughing on the phone and the words 'your girl' and 'random girl' clearly.
That stupid prick used me to JERK OFF!
"Now I'm softed! Man get the fuck outta here!"
I heard some more yelling.
"I'm real sorry that..."
I cut him off.
"That what? you got caught about to masterbate to some 'random girl' or that I found out you already have
a girlfriend?!"
"..."
"That's what I thought! You just used me so how many other girls have you used?"
"None"
"That's a lie!"
"Yo would you just hear me out for a second?"
"Why?"
"To lemme tell you the story"
"No"
"CANDY! shit girl just lemme talk"
"Quickly"
"Damn girl"
"Do you want me to hang up?!"
"Alright listen my girlfriend dumped me last week and I've been pretty bummed so I didn't tell anyone"
"So you just found someone you could use?!"
"NO! fuck lemme finish"
"GO on"
"So when I saw you and your friends stand there I thought you were pretty cute so I wanted to talk to you"
I was blushing.
"You think I'm cute?"
"DUH! I would've gone up to an ugly chick"
"Alright so finish your story"
"Well I heard you laugh and I thought your laugh was pretty cute too but listen I really don't have a
girlfriend alright I just haven't told anyone she dumped me so could you just keep it to yourself?"
"No"
"Ahhh come on girl! You got me begging you! That should mean something?!"
"Alright! I won't tell anyone! As long as you don't tell your friends I'm just some 'random girl'"
"Deal"
"So you really think I'm cute?"
"Shit girl! you gonna have me running circles for you"
"That's the plan"
"Alright so the phone sex failed what'd you doing tonight?"
"Going to a party with my friends and yourself?"
"Going to a party with my friends too"
"Hahaha. crazy"
"Where's your party at?"
"In the city"
"Chicago?"
"DUH! what else would be the city?"
"We uh I'm going to a party in Chicago too"
"Oh are you now?", I said with a smirk