Sorry, but I've Made up My Mind

So, this is the new story I've got. I've had it planned for like a year but never got around to writing it because I'm a lazy shit who procratinates life. Yay!

But I've decided to start it now because . . . I don't even know. Why not? I guess I just love putting my work out there and getting feedback on it, it feels like a million warm hugs when I get votes and comments because it's just like 'aww, some people like me, I'm not a complete failure in life!'

So anyway. This title probably suggests a massive triggering FanFic about suicide and stuff. I'm not gonna lie, there should probably be a mild trigger warning on this due to small mentions of suicide and also I'm not too sure about any extras (i.e self harm) I may want to add in the future, but that is by far not the main plot on this story, so if you came here for a clichefic about about how much they want to die and shit, then you're in the wrong place (No hate against those sort of fics - I actually enjoy reading them, and I'm even writing one called 'Why Me?' which is currently on hiatus).

But yeah. The main thing in this FanFic is gonna be murder. Sweet, sweet murder. I think I may have problems or something, because everything I write turns into a bloody killing spree. Even why I try to write a 'normal' story, it ends up with some type of murder plot twist. I have no doubt that if I ever take 'Why Me?' off hiatus, it will include someone getting killed because I just cannot help myself. 'Secrets Better Kept' (My Jenna McDougall X Tay Jardine fic) will also definately include attempted murder/successful murder when I take it off Hiatus.

This story's gonna be set in Cyprus, because it's where I used to live and also where I came up with this story. I was at break once and thinking about how much I fucking hated everyone so I just started to imagine a bunch of serial killers running in and killing them all and then I ended up with this FanFic! (They were all assholes, seriously. Apart from maybe a couple. And my best friend is just a complete fucking bitch! *cough* Vicky *cough* [You better be reading this bitch or I'll look like an idiot XD])

Wait, can I tag her in this? @nirvanagirl16

Whatcha gonna do now?

I also get very deep and personal in these authors notes sometimes, and I ramble about random shit a lot. Just like I am now. Did I ever tell you about the time I accidentaly stole a Primark basket? Or the time I got one of me best friends grounded for four months and suspended from school with a piece of paper? Or the various times I've tripped over thin air? No? Well, don't cry, because you'll be sure to be hearing about them in full detail sometime later in the story.

I'm getting off topic. I do that a lot.

Ahem. I dunno when the first chapter will be posted. The updates for this story will be slow and unpredictable because like I said, I'm a lazy shit who procrastinates life. Also because my Jalex story 'Revenge And Its Thrills' is taking full priority (This story also contains a lot of murder).

I don't know why, there's just something about writing murder scenes that I absaloutely love. I love imagining that I'm writing about someone I hate getting brutally stabbed 20 times, but then I finish and it's like 'I just wrote about Becca Macintyre getting her throat slit open' and I have to lie down and cry for three hours. But if I imagine I'm writing about, say, the kid who messages me on a regular basis telling me to kill myself, then it's all good.

I just shared my tip to writing murder scenes on the internet. You should all be greatful. Bow down to me, peasants.

I love you all.