Frank Iero: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual

Congratulations on your purchase of a FRANK IERO unit! Please carefully read all instructions before assembly of your new FRANK IERO.
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The Basics
Name: FRANK IERO
Date of Manufacture: 31 October, 1981
Place of Manufacture: Belleville, NJ
Height: Needs improvement
Weight: Approximately that of a breadbasket
Serial Number: FI200307

Your FRANK IERO comes pre-packaged with the following set of accessories:

1 ct. Revenge uniform
1 ct. The Black Parade uniform
1 ct. Skeleton Crew T-shirt
1 ct. Skeleton gloves
1 ct. Handgun
3 ct. Assorted sodas
1 ct. iPod with headphones
8 ct. Assorted tattoos
6 ct. Assorted guitars
1 ct. Smashed guitar
1 ct. Tie
20 ct. Boxes of cigarettes
1 ct. Not-T-shirt company, Skeleton Crew
19 ct. Boxes of Popsicles
1 ct. Stuffed Animal friend
1 ct. Fire Extinguisher

All other accessories sold separately.