My Teacher

"Dude calm the fuck down!"Danny softly yells as i pace up and down in her room tapping my finger on my blackberry.
"How do i do this?"i ask twirling around."Uh hi or hello it all depends on the hi or hello Danny i am freaking out!"

Danny rolled her eyes and sighed."Uh hi Andy its Sam. That should do it don't be so weird."
I crash on the floor grabbing the card from my jacket."I am doing it, i am doing it." i whisper as my best friend sits next to me she pulled out a note pad and begin to write.
"Call."

i nod and typed in his number, i press the speaker button putting the phone on the floor.
Danny lifts up the note pad that say *Hi Andy its me Sam.*
"Hello?"He answers on the second ring.

"Hi Andy its me Sam."Danny rip the page and throw it away.

"You called."

*I did. *

"I did."i whisper with a small chuckle.

"Are you still at Danny's house?"

*Yes i am, why do you ask?*

"Yes i am, why do you ask?"i inquire with wide eyes at my best friend writing crazy on the note pad.

"Can i come pick you up?"

i can't contain my gasp neither can Danny. *Yes*

"Yes- what!"I turn to her with a no look.

"I will pick you up in thirty."With that he hanged up.

"Danny are you insane!"

She burst from laughter shaking her head to and fro."You gonna get banged."She fakes a sob."I am so proud."

"He is going to pick me up in thirty minutes, my teacher is going to pick me up in the middle of night to do what Danny? He ain't just gonna talk, he wanna taste this lips again."I snap brushing my finger on my lip."And i have never felt so nervous and freaked out in my life."

"Oh hush."She laughs pulling her self up."You will do amazingly, besides he wants you and you probably want to i don't know change out of your hello kitty pajama's."
"Oh god you are right."i laugh nervously running to Danny's closet."What to wear?"

"How about the same clothes you wore today, you don't wanna be all puffed up for a man who is going to rip off your clothes anyway."She grumbles dryly.
"I don't even know why i am asking you."i groan.
"Did you shave Samantha?"I twirl around with an anger expression.
"Why should i shave?"
"Man don't like hair puss-"
"No!" I bellow."Don't say it."

"Oh come on, he is a biology teacher Sammy, he has saw more vagina's than both of us have."
"You are not helping!"i yell marching to the attach bathroom.
I came out with my jeans on and a shirt and my combat boots."You shaved?"

My tongue on the top of my teeth as i grip phone tight."I am itching as shit Danny."
"I should not laugh right?"She asks biting her bottom lip.
"No!"
jesse J 'domino' blast from my hand seeing Andy's number going off and on my screen."Hello?"

"I am outside."He says softly.
"be there in a sex... i mean sec."I slam the phone shut pushing my hands in my face."i said sex Danny."
I lift up my head seeing my best friend crying from laughter."You should go."Her face red as an apple.

i grab my glasses slowly placing it on my eyes, i walk out with Danny following me."Here."She whispers sliding something in my pocket.

"What is it?"i ask trying to pull it out.
"Don't look now,"she giggles opening the door for me and literally pushing me out the house."Bye see you later."CRAP!
i slowly walk to the car, my lungs just vanished can not believe i am actually doing this, what am i doing?
i climb in with a sensation to puke, but no keep your stuff down Girl."Hi."

"Hi."He says softly.
"Where to?"i ask with a small smile.
"My house."He start the engine and drove off as me looking back to Danny's house mouthing to no one 'help me'
"Seat belt Sam."i slowly turn around with my brow arch.
"What am i five?"

He chuckles as the needle went up to 100. "Don't you live with four other teachers?" I inquire,oh are they going to be there?
"Yes but they are out at a bar, will be home late."He whispers turning down 76th avenue.

"Wait do you live in here, dude how much do you pay?" i gasp neighborhood is for people who shit money. Rich mother fuckers.

Andy did not reply he just drove and drove till we reach a white double story house. My eyes grew wide,i swear if is still have my 3D glasses on the house would look like Hogwarts.
the car stopped in the driveway slowly, i open unbuckled the seat belt and quickly grabbed my phone.*Dude, me here in the lions den. sammy*

Instant reply.*Dude, you gonna get bang bang he fucked you down bang bang you hit the ground bang bang, your Andy fucked you down! Danny*
Really Danny?i shook it off and push my phone in my jacket pocket."Come on."He smiles holding out his hand to me. i nod placing mine in his.

We walk to the door in silence and am i going to get screwed tonight,oh please don't say that. I don't know what to do when i am in that moment. I don't know where touch, where to feel and where to kiss. I am so inexperienced i could of learned people how to be a nun i would be pretty good at that... i think.
"Something to drink?"
"No thanks."i mummer with a small smile.
"Lemme show you something." Andy grinned pulling me up the stairs. Here it is.Lord forgive me for what this man is going to do with me now, he is going to devour me and eat me and stuff. Amen.

He open the door and my breath hitched."Oh god batman?"i ask trying not to puke again or let hulk appear."Your room?"i gulp.
"I love batman,"
"Yeah you do."The black batman curtains from the bed sheet, its literally Dracula's coffin in here, minus the blood and the hookers.Andy shut the door behind us letting me jump up like a little girl.

"I want to apologize for the way i have been acting Sam, i am your teacher i can get fired for what i have done."
what did he done? Kissed me that's all."You did not rape me."Why the fuck would i say that, and in a cheery tone, oh god.

"Its weird you know,"he laughs sitting on the edge of the bed."Most of the girls flirt with me, but you don't for a minute i thought you were lesbian. But when you were high i knew you weren't."Wait he thought i was a lesbian, hey i can pull of being one. I like girls. i saw a porno once about girls sucking each others - you know what i can be lesbian."Why do you make faces when you think?"

"What no i don't."yes i do, everyone ask me that."You were saying something about me being lesbian."i grumble sitting next to him out of breath.
"I am really sorry for giving you that detention slip,"he shrugs."I just wanted an excuse to be close to you."
Biology teacher next to me said whaaat?"i...uh."i am lost for words.

"Samantha,"he sighs placing his hand on my leg.Oh god he is almost touchingmyvagina, and talking about vagina mine itches. i need to scratch it bad. Damn you Danny for making me shave."I like i really do, and i want to kiss you so bad right now but you have to promise me not to tell anyone, i don't want to get into trouble."

"Dude, back track a bit. You wanna have a relationship with me?"
"What i want now,"he mummers pulling off my glasses placing it on the nightstand. He slowly lay me down as his hands caresses my thighs. Oh god, Oh god. Oh god. His lips touched mine once more. Andy's tongue massaging minewith his,i am a good kisser so he says....Hishand goes to my sex i believe or vaginaas he slowly rubbed my wall of my sex making me moan slightly in his mouth.Fuck i wish i knew what to do know, i really wish i was an experience slut like my sister.

He twirl me around as i am now on top of him both his hands on my ass squeezing it slapping it hard."You have a tight little ass, just hope your cunt is tight as well."
Okay Sam don't laugh he will think you are immature, cunt really why don't you just call it a vagina, or a doughnut. Andy rolled a set of my hair in his hand yanking it backwards so he has entrance to my neck, he bit it. HE BIT MY NECK WHY! oh but it feels so good.

"Danny knows about you."i mummer as i push him down.
"And i know about her and Jack."
My brow arch as my eyes narrow."You said what now?"
"Jack is my friend, i knew and i saw them doing the after school special."What the fuck is an after school special? See?

I Don't know for shit. I need Google.
My hands slide down my pockets when i realize about the thingDanny put in my pocket. My eyes grew wide on what i pulled out. "Really Danny?"
i look down at Andy as i am on top of him."You thought we were having sex?"he ask amused.

"No."i scoff."Danny slide it in my pocket i forgot about it."
"You want to have sex with me Samantha?" Are you kidding did you just ask me that? What do i say? Help me please inner goddess.
"I am -"

"Yeah, yeah i know you are a virgin, i figured it out when i ask you about it in class."He says dryly brushing his finger around my nipple through my class making it hard, so hard."The question still states do you wanna have sex with Samantha?"

"I am not sure,"i shrug biting my lip.
He leans in ripping my lip from my teeth with his teeth, what the fuck."I won't pressure you i am not a teenage boy."Okay what the fuck does that mean?
"So?"i ask.

"I am going to take you back to your friends house, than Monday we will act like nothing his wrong okay, and when you are ready i will show you the best gift God has given me, and no its my looks."He grins kissing my chin.No its not his looks, Yes god has given Andy more than usual, the looks, the heart of gold, the pure insanity of people wanting to fuck him and now his gift. THE PENIS. Okay i sound like that hobbit thing in Lord of the rings."You are trying to figure out what i am referring to right?"he brush his finger down my cheek."When you think your face express it."

"Yeah, but now i know what you are actually referring to."i say in awe.

"Let me take you home." islowly get off of grabbing my glasses, pushing my hair back with it."Text me when you going to sleep okay?"

I nod,should i lean in for a kiss."You don't have to ask you know, you can kiss me."Andy mummers.

I kiss his lips once again feeling fire works and drums and other stuff.
Ugh... i really want to see this man's penis for some reason.

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SUNDAY

I woke up with a headache, the only problem was i did not drink last night, i had something way, way, way more poisoning.My biology teacher; the tall God with the blue eyes and amazing lips. The problem with this picture in my head is that i actually wanted to have sex with Andrew, but i am scared. Scared that he won't find me that attractive. I don't have the best body type or whatever, i do not have a tight 'cunt' or something. What i do have is brains. That's why i am here on a damn Sunday with my best friend at a day clinic three miles out of town.

"Morning after pills, uh what else?"My best friend asks going through the 'do you have herpes' pamphlet,One that is weird. Two its funny.
"Uh,"I pull down my beanie down to my eyeslowering myself in the chair."I don't know. I am new at this."
"Sam i am sure Andy don't have herpes or crabs or ADSL."
i turn to my best friend confused as hell"Danny its STI not ADSL, ADSL is a land line, not a disease."

She bit her lip and nod."Sure man whatever he does not have it."She pat me lightly on the back returning to the pamphlet about herpes.
"Why don't you lend me some of yours?"i inquire.
"Friends share burgers, some times boyfriends but friends never share Birth control pills, don't be stupid."
I grunt heavily with a small pout.Crap."Juliet Simms?"The woman called.

"I still can't believe you use your sisters name."Danny breaths.
"I am here,"i stood up kicking my best friend. "Come in with me."

A few minutes later i and my best friend came in the room seeing a young woman scribbling on her note pad, her blonde hair flowing down her like water from a tap. "Please sit."
I turn to my friend who gave me a 'sit idiot' look. i roll my eyes and sat down in the hard wooden chair. "Hey i am doctor Smith, what can i do for you?"The doctor asks with a warm smile.

"I... Birth something."Really Sam you can't even say that word?
The doctor laughs and nods."Miss. Simms are you ready for sex?"

I did not know it was an intervention that i have to answer questions, if that was the case i could of stolen some condoms at the mini mark.
"Yes i am,"i whisper."I am ready for that yes."
"How old are you?"

"i am eighteen."i answer pushing my legs together, feeling really uncomfortable in, my best friend in fact was checking out the room and like she is begins to laugh and the vagina on the wall.
"That's what your vagina looks like from the inside."Danny laughs her eyes widen trying to freak me out.

"Are you sure you want this, is your boyfriend forcing you into this?"Both i and my best friend's brow arch confused. "I am sorry but i have to ask this sort questions."
"Oh," i shrug. "We have known each other for four years now, he is not forcing me into anything."It is true, me and Andy knows each other for four years, i was a freshman when i first met him, he was not my teacher but he was the guy who saved me from a football once four years ago, I guess that is the moment i actually fell in love with him. But my feelings magnified this year seeing i am senior and still a virgin.

"Very well."she nods and stood up."Just give me a moment."
She leaves the room leaving i and my best friend alone."Dude check it out,"Danny nudge me to look at a cartoon penis. "Jack is a little bit-"
"no,"i snap cutting her off."We are not talking about penises now, maybe later." i groan.

The doctor came back with two sets of pills in her hand, she took her place back behind the table with a soft smile."Okay, you have to drink one every day,"she mummers waiving the the multi-color pills in front of me. She throws in a small bag and held up another. "If you are uncertain drink this, is called-"

"The morning after pill."Danny interjects with a smile.
"Yes, wait at least seven days before you have intercourse okay. I put a string of rootsuit in the bag as well. Just for in case."
"Nurse- i mean doctor dude what is a rootsuit?"Danny asks confused.

I am well is confused as shit.
"A rootsuit is a condom girls."
I turn to Danny who begins to turn red, same with me. Don't laugh, relax.
My doctor gave me a lollipop. here i get a rootsuit and pills."Thank you doctor."i whisper.

"Sure, be safe girls."Both i and my friend stood up as Doctor Smith hands me my goody bag.
"The word of today is rootsuit Danny."
When we came out of the clinic there we burst from laughter. "Oh, god. i just dripped."Meaning she almost peed her self.
"You wanna get some tacos?" i ask pushing my goody bag in my real bag.
"More like nacho's."She grins.

SUNDAY NIGHT

God this was a fucked up weekend, now i just need my bed and need to hide my pills before i get killed. "Hey sweetie how was Danny's?"My mother asks as i enter the living room.
"Good,went to the movies,"sucked face with my teacher went to a clinic and got some condoms and birth control pills. "And we just chilled."I say giving a small smile.

"Alright, your plate is in the microwave, i made chicken like KFC."oh dear god.
"Mom, you cooked?"My mom can barley make an egg led alone fried chicken. My dad is the cook in this house not her."Where is dad?"

"He will be home soon."She grins."Don't tell your dad okay i kinda bought at KFC."knew it.
"I wont tell but i am tired so i am just gonna turn in. Night mom."

"night Sammy."i march my way up to the stairs but something caught my eye. I stop dead in front of Juliet's room, her door cracked so i can see her movement, she is on the phone....but with who. She looks pissed.

"I get it, but what about school?"What about school Juliet?"but i want to run away with you as well, you know how much i love you Ashley."

My hand slam to my mouth hard trying not to gasp on what i just heard.Wait hold up. Why is every fucking teacher want to fuck students, is it a new trend. Oh god i can't breath. There is no Ashley at our school there is no student at our school called Ashley, which is weird. But there is a teacher who's name is Ashley. And i am wrong that slap me with a fish but if i am right....... no can't blackmail my sister. I am sorta not dating Andy as well. Danny is dating Barakat . Why am i saying dating? there is not dating involve. Dating means dates, in public. Its fucking, everyone is fucking, just fucking, fucking fucking. fuck me!

I slowly creep to my room slamming the door shut so she knows i am home. I crash on the bed and sighed heavily.
Life is weird. The only problem with life is that life is a bitch meaning she is chick. And when you screw with a chick the chick will screw you back, harder and longer. Than comes Karma also a bitch, she is also a chick. I do not get it;
Hope. Karma. Life. Destiny. All of them are woman. a chick. But why screw us girls the most? The ocean is a woman she just drown men. Why does life not give us a damn break screw over men a bit.

Now the question states i state to myself. When will i get screwed in the butt?
Figuratively of course. if i go on this open road and supposedly have sex with Andy what will life give me? I hope is not a child. i hope its not herpes and i hope its not Andy going to jail. But i am legal. Sort of.so cancel the last one out.

I am not even gonna tell my sister i know about Ashley. I not even got sweat it screwing Andy, even though i am the one who is getting screwed. The point is i am going to do what i set out to do; and that is leave that high school a legend,
a warrior

and not a virgin.