Oh Calamity

Ryder's p.o.v: (The next morning) "Daddy!"
"Daddy!" i hear the twins and they start jumping on the bed and jumping on me and Flynn steps on my uhh... area an i groan in pain
"Daddy are you ok?" Finny asks me and i squeak
"no love. remind me to by a cup to sleep in" i squeak out in pain and topple over. after a few minutes i get up and walk to the living room to see Ezra sitting on my couch and i jump back
"What in the world are you doing here? How did you even get in?" i ask
"I'm here to ask if your mother ever came by and one of the boys let me in" Ezra says likes it's nothing and i look back to see a guilty Flynn
"Flynn Collin Eckes get to your room now" i say sternly and he does as told
"Yes her and my father came by and they want to get to know me." i say and my phone chimes "PAAAAASSSSTTTTAAA!" gotta love my Hetalia ringtone. I open it to see it's from a random number and it says: "Hey Ryder it's your father Collin. Me and Adeline were wondering if y0u'd come to our house for a meal.
I text back: "yeah sure I'd be glad to. can i bring my boyfriend and my little brothers?"
Reply: "Of course. The more the merrier."
"Is Lunch ok?"
"Yeah. see you at 12?"
"Yup. ok see you then. Bye"
"Bye"
"Ezra wanna come to lunch with me and the twins at my parents house?" i ask
"Sure." he replies
"Ok let me get dressed and get the twins dressed" i say
"Let me do that. you just go get ready" Ezra says and i kinda look at him funny
"I've only known you for two months how do i know if you secretly have a fetish for little boy dicks" I tell him jokingly and he scoffs and laughs
"I don't like boys i like guys. men. and i have a little brother of my own. i won't do anything bad to the twins. but to you. I'm not so sure" He says flirtatiously towards the end and he kisses me then my neck
"Is he a vampire Finny?" Flynn asks his twin
"If he is he just turned Daddy" Finny replies to the twin
"you sneaky peekers. Go to your room now and Ezra will find you something to wear" I tell them and Ezra starts walking towards them
"No! not the vampire!" They say in unison and we laugh
"I vant to drink your blood!" Ezra says in a Dracula voice and they start running, giggling, and screaming and and he chases after them. I get dressed and I put on a black Fall Out Boy shirt all my band braclets, black Toms, and blue skinny jeans. I walk in to the twins room and I see Flynn dressed in a shirt that says "I'm Cuter than my twin" and some denim jeans and Finny in a shirt says "I'm the smart one"
"Ahhh shirts that describe the little shits" Ezra chuckles and i hit him upside the head
"C'mon it's almost 12 lets get going" I tell them and We load into Ezra's car and drive to the address Collin gave me. We drive up to this huge mansion looking thing and it has it's own little fountain driveway. We get out of the car and we all stare at it in awe
"And I thought my house was big" Ezra says and we walk up and knock on the door and some maid opens it and leads us in to the living room. When we get there we see Collin and Adeline on the couch with lunch on the table
"Hello Ryder. Who are the little cuties?" Adeline asks
"They are your nephews Flynn Collin and Finnian Carter. I guess Carter used your names for their middle names" I say
"And our middle names as their first names. My full name is Collin Finnian and My older brother was named Carter Flynn. So Ryder we had the idea that if you moved in. with the twins this month that'd it help us get to know you instead of us asking you to visit everyday. What do you think?" Collin says excitedly and grabs Adeline's hands
"What do you think Finny, Flynn? What about living here? Are there enough rooms?" i ask
"More than enough, We have five well four extra rooms. ones a nursery. Adeline is pregnant. With a baby girl" Collin says
"Well I just need to tell the landlord. And I'd be glad to move in, wouldn't you two?" i ask the twins and they nod excitedly
"Lucky, I'd love to live here. pssht invite me over a lot Ryder." Ezra begs
"Haha seems like your boyfriend likes the house. Well he is welcome anytime. Just no sex. We are only 18 years older than you. We still remember what it was like to be a teen" Adeline chuckles
"Don't worry. And Ezra you'll help me move in right?" i ask and look over to him stuffing his face with the sandwiches they set out
"Huh? Oh and the food is delicious" he says with his mouth full then he swallows
"What's in your ears hun?" Adeline asks him and he pays attention to what she says
"What'd she say?" he signs
"She asked what's in your ears but by signing and lip reading i think she caught the drift" i reply
"Oh he's deaf" Adeline points out
"Not Fully but yes" Ezra says
"Oh well You'll help me move in Ez?" i ask again
"Yeah." he replies
"Ok" i say. i hope i like it in this house. Pfft i hope the twins like it here. What they like matters more to me than my own liking's. But knowing them they'll like it. And Collin and Adeline seem real nice. Soon they'll become my parents again