Naruto Fan Crap

This summer, Deidara remains at home, taking care of family.
>Deidara: Looks like you finished, father.
He also went to the zoo and saw scorpions and stuff.
>Deidara: KYAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
And worked on art.

Tobi randomly dissappeared the entire summer, probably looking at gay porno.
>Tobi: KU KU KU...

Itachi, during summer vacation, got a seeing eye bunny named Crispy...
>Itachi: ...I like this one. Let's find him a robe. (Holding dead, pink bunny)
...and Kisame accompanied him.
>Kisame: o...ok...
Itachi and Kisame also went to Kisame's family reunion at the beach.
>Kisame: Itachi-san, why don't you join us? The water is just WONDERFUL!!!
>Itachi: No...I'm JUST fine here on land...

Sasuke was...ummmmm...
(Shows a door)
>Sasuke: ooooh...Naruto...
>Naruto: A-aaaah...

Orochimaru stayed in his cozy cave all summer...
>Orochimaru: Yo, Suigetsu.
>Suigetsu: 'Sup.
...with the occational visiter.

Suigetsu visited just about everyone for a small reunion. That's it.
>Suigetsu: Hey!!!! Sasuke!!!!

Zetsu did basically the same thing Suigetsu did, only on accident.
>Zetsu and Deidara: WOOOOW!!!!! (looking at fireworks)

Karin was devising new ways to make Sasuke love her...all in vain.
>Karin: KU KU KU...

Kazuku just recieved money for countless bounties, and is now working on sewing a quilt for Hidan.

Hidan had been praying to Jashin for 2 days straight, and is writing his birthday list.
(on the list: 1. Kazuku 2.)

Konan decided she really DOES love Pein, and told her best friend, Deidara.
>Konan: ...
>Deidara: ...*blush*... (thinks: I...I KNEW it!!!)

And Pein...
>Pein: (thinks of Konan)
...went to Albany.

Sasori...
...is impossible to track down!!!
>Sasori: ...?
Hopefully, since he'd been traveling so much, he wasn't looking at yuri.

Jugo kinda locked himself in his room all summer to save lives.
>Picture unavailable because you touch yourself at night. (I can't draw Jugo)

Deidara: How'd you like my report?! I worked REALLY hard on it!!! ...well...? Well? WELL?!
Tobi: (thumb up) YEAH!!!
Everyone else: LIES!!!!!

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