South California Adventure

Candy machine: Can I commit suicide?

Ray: Nooo!!

candy machine: Why I'm a machine with no feelings therefore I can't love you

*Loz and Gerard: nakedness*

Lodz: WTF!?

Frank: *gets hard on from seeing Gerard naked*

Loz: *blush*

Candy machine: I want some action

Gerard: *looks at Frank's knob* O_O

Ray: *pounces on Candy Machine*

Frank:*looks at gerard*

*shmex*

Bob: Mikey, cover your eyes!

Bob: You too, Frank!

Mikey: *O.o*

*shmex over*

Bob: *brightly* Okay, open them *smile*

Frank:*carries on looking*

Bob: Mikey, wanna have shmex?

Mikey: *O.o* After what you did to me?! *huff*

Bob: *hugs Mikey* I'm sorry, baby, I love you more than anyone and anything. Even more than skittles!

Gerard: *over dramatic gasp*

Frank: Aww

Mikey: *hugs Bob*

Bob: Wanna have shmex now? *is hard*

Mikey: Uh, ok *uneasy look*

Loz: Put it away, Bob!

Mikey: Gerard, I'm scared

Gerard: No shmex, little kids around!

Frank: Like who?

Loz: Aww *sad face*

Gerard: Like you, sweetie.

Frank: *gasp mortally affened*

Bob: *hugs Mikey* I Love you.

Mikey: I love you too Bob! *hugs back*

Frank: No one loves me

Lodz: I love you, Frank! *Grins*

Gerard: Who loves me? *sad face*

Loz: I do!

Frank: I'm loved! Lets have sex!

Lodz: Ok!

*gets hard on*

Loz/Gerard: *close eyes*

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER! THE END!