South California Adventure

Bus driver: Here guys. *pulls out side the shabbiest hotel they've ever seen.*

Mikey: It's beautiful!

Bob: Well... *is silent*

Frank: Are you blind?

Ray: *licks window* Purty!

Gerard: Mikey and Ray are retards! *giggles*

Mikey: I had eye surgery actually *huff*

Frank: I'm not the retard for once! * starts laughing insanely*

Ray: *spasm*

Bob: You're still a retard, Frank. *yawns* Haha Ray spasmed!

Ray: Did not! *spasm*

Frank: Oh

Gerard: O_O

Ray: Meow!

*native American walks round the corner looking scared and paranoid*

Frank: Fuck you guys!

Bob: What the fuck are you on, Ray!?

Ray: Cat litter *cries*

Gerard: Aww, poor baby! *hugs Ray and strokes the fro*

Ray: *purrrs*

Mikey: I'm lonely! *whimpers*

*N/A walks past Gerard and Ray staring at them like they’re insane -which they are- and walks into Mikey*

Mikey: ouch

Bob: Aw Mikey, I'm here! *helps Mikey up and hugs him*

N/A: So sorry… * very quietly*

Mikey: I love you, Bob! *cries*

Frank: You’re scaring the girl you guys!

Mikey: *sobs*

Ray: What girl? *confused*

Gerard: Whoa, Frank is being normal *O_O*

Mikey: I'm scared

Gerard: I am too, brother...