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Edward the Angsty, and Bella the Thoughtful

Edward Cullen sat at his desk, pen in hand, and wrote in his diary that he had lovingly named Elmo.

"Dear Diary," he wrote, his elegant scrawl seemed to appear across the page as if by magic.

"Today was awful. I felt like no one understood me. I'm feeling so angsty.

-mental sigh-

I've had a horrible week.

First I killed a bunch of my little ant buddies.

Then I lost my puppy named PRISON! (Sorry to yell Elmo, but Alice insisted that it should be named Petunia. )

Then I accidentally broke my favorite Backstreet Boys CD. (I know what you're thinking, that I can just buy another one. But it was a limited edition that they don't sell anymore.)

When, oh when will things get better for me Elmo? Please tell me.

I love you Elmo,
Sincerely Edward "Alfalfa" Cullen."


Edward sighed for what felt like the millionth time this week, shut, locked, and double locked his diary. Then proceeded to hide it in an ultra secure, ultra strong safe.

There was a soft knock on his door, and he wondered as to who it could be.

"Edward, it's me, Bella, let me in please! I got you something," Edward's eyes lit up, and he made a mental note to mention Bella to Elmo.

He walked over to the door and opened it.

He went over and sat on his couch, waiting for Bella to come and sit by him.

That's when he noticed the small shoebox that she was holding.

"I got this for you," Bella's smile was huge as she sat beside him.

He gave her a curious smile and opened the shoebox slowly.

His eyes went wide when he realized what it was, "Oh my god!" He gave an almost girlish shreik.

Bella made a face and handed him the box.

He opened it fully and took the fish in the little bowl out; he bounced happily, "I shall name you Feeshy."

Bella laughed and patted Edward's head.

"Feeshy!" He yelled and put the fish right beside the couch.

"I think he might be hungry," And as if on cue, the fish began to think about food.

Edward pulled the fish food from the box, and poured a little in the bowl.

"Ooh, some food." The fish known as Feeshy ate everything Edward put in there.

Edward was happy.

Edward was happy for a complete two days.

And he fed Feeshy every hour, on the hour. Feeshy grew and grew.

And everytime Edward fed him, Feeshy would think, "Oooh, some food." Which made him giggle.

Then two days after his beloved Bella had given him the beloved fish known as Feeshy, Feeshy died.

He gave a sob as he poured the fish food into the bowl, "Look Feeshy, some food, please eat." If his tear ducts still worked, then they would be flowing quite freely.

Bella was watching this display with Alice and Rosalie, who just shook their heads sadly.

"What happened?" Bella whispered, knowing that Edward couldn't hear her over his dry sobs.

"He fed Feeshy to death." Bella gave the softest of gasps.

And Edward Cullen, was truly, never the same again.