Avengers Text

Tony: Hey Coulson, welcome to the text club

Coulson: Why do you call it the text club Stark?

Tony: I just wanted to call it that, that's all.

Coulson: I see

Tony: Question, Why are you such a fan of Capsicle?

Coulson: Why should I tell you! and his name is Captain America not Capsicle.

Tony: Just answer the damn question!

Coulson: *sigh* Ok, well Captain America is my idol. He is heroic, brave...

Tony: Go on

Coulson: Rogers is a valuble member of The Avengers. He is a great leader, everyone listens to him.

Tony: Not everyone

Coulson: He is very good looking, he can swoon anyone woman with that smile of his.

Tony: That's hurtful

Coulson: He is just handsome, the blonde hair, those blue eyes, those abs and biceps.

Tony: *Snicker*

Coulson: Not to mention dat ass.

Steve: Ahhhh...

Coulson: Wait what.

Tony: LOL

Coulson: Cap wait! I didn't know you were here.