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Rikers Island Jail Football Program

Outraged Connie Jenkins Takes to Twitter: F*** it! I’ll do it!

(April 4th, 2012) The struggle to find a coaching staff has apparently driven Connie to emense frustration.

The widow of “The Warden” took to Twitter earlier this afternoon with 2 heated Tweets.

@RIPtheWARDEN: F*** it! I’ll do it!

@RIPtheWARDEN: I will be this team’s fearless leader! Haters will regret laughing at me!!! #ItsOVER

Connie’s tweets indicate that she is naming herself the head football coach of the Rikers Island football team. This is a shocking move, but considering the lack of options, probably the only possible move that makes sense if she hopes to have a team together by the kickoff of the 2012 season this fall.

Connie’s heated tweets may cause some NCAA fines due to profanity and threating language. Since she is now naming herself the coach, she must abide by the rules or face fines and suspensions.