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Gerard: The Explorer 3.0
Museum of Awesomeness
Map: To get to the Museum of Awesomeness first you must go past Swiper’s Fox Hole--
Dora: Wait a minute! That’s just like asking him to swipe our stuff.
Map: Shut it bitch!
Dora: But--
Map: I said shut it! Then you go past Tico The Squirrel’s Tree, and that’s how you get to the Museum of Awesomeness.
Dora: Ugh, I can’t believe we have to go past Swiper’s fox hole.
Gerard: I talked to Swiper last night, he said he went to a concert last Saturday, and it rocked.
Dora: When he gets you knocked up with his stupid kids you won’t like him nearly as much.
Gerard: Dude, that’s like bestiality….
Dora: Whatever…it was rape. That’s mah story and I’m sticking to it!
Gerard: Ugh…stupid people, always trying to get Swiper in trouble.
Dora: Bitch.
Gerard: Gah, you make it so hard to try and censor my words bitch.
Dora: Why do you have to try and censor your words.
Gerard: So I won’t loose my job.
Dora: It’s not like you don’t have MCR why do you need this job fuckface.
Gerard: Because I like bugging you, bitch.
Dora: Ho.
Gerard: Hold up, hold up, hold up, I am not garden tool motherfucker.
Dora: Bitchsucker.
Gerard: Assfucker.
Boots: Have we lost sight of this whole mission.
Gerard and Dora: Fuck off!
Boots: Bitches.
Swiper: Hi Gee!
Gerard: Hey Swiper!
Swiper: Oh my god, remember first season, I was such a teenie, now I’m calling you by your nickname like I’ve known you all my life!
Dora: We have something for you Gerard, something worse than the bugs in the first season.
Gerard: Worse?
Dora: Yep, clapping zebras!
Zebra # 1: You made it
Zebra # 2: Over the first
Zebra # 1 1 & 2: Obstacle
Gerard: Oh god, I’m going to hate this season!
Dora: Wait a minute! That’s just like asking him to swipe our stuff.
Map: Shut it bitch!
Dora: But--
Map: I said shut it! Then you go past Tico The Squirrel’s Tree, and that’s how you get to the Museum of Awesomeness.
Dora: Ugh, I can’t believe we have to go past Swiper’s fox hole.
Gerard: I talked to Swiper last night, he said he went to a concert last Saturday, and it rocked.
Dora: When he gets you knocked up with his stupid kids you won’t like him nearly as much.
Gerard: Dude, that’s like bestiality….
Dora: Whatever…it was rape. That’s mah story and I’m sticking to it!
Gerard: Ugh…stupid people, always trying to get Swiper in trouble.
Dora: Bitch.
Gerard: Gah, you make it so hard to try and censor my words bitch.
Dora: Why do you have to try and censor your words.
Gerard: So I won’t loose my job.
Dora: It’s not like you don’t have MCR why do you need this job fuckface.
Gerard: Because I like bugging you, bitch.
Dora: Ho.
Gerard: Hold up, hold up, hold up, I am not garden tool motherfucker.
Dora: Bitchsucker.
Gerard: Assfucker.
Boots: Have we lost sight of this whole mission.
Gerard and Dora: Fuck off!
Boots: Bitches.
Swiper: Hi Gee!
Gerard: Hey Swiper!
Swiper: Oh my god, remember first season, I was such a teenie, now I’m calling you by your nickname like I’ve known you all my life!
Dora: We have something for you Gerard, something worse than the bugs in the first season.
Gerard: Worse?
Dora: Yep, clapping zebras!
Zebra # 1: You made it
Zebra # 2: Over the first
Zebra # 1 1 & 2: Obstacle
Gerard: Oh god, I’m going to hate this season!
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