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Someone, Somewhere

Chapter 13: Quinceañera!

Callisto's p.o.v: Well when we went shopping lets just say......... Pops and dad like my sense of style better that Calypso's. But they are letting it slide because they let us express ourselves.... To a point. And Callie's style is almost on that point. All she needs to go to that is short shorts that show her V and shirts that show her Boobs. Then Ryder and Ezra will start dressing her like a catholic nun. Well today is Lena's sweet sixteen and Raven's and Calypso's Quinceañera. And us dudes have to wear tux's... Dressing fancy isn't my thing... Well we are just wearing a button up, slacks, dress shoes, and a vest. The girls have to wear either a purple strapless dress and a purple mask if they are there for Calypso, a turquoise strapless dress and a turquoise mask for Raven, or a gold strapless dress and a gold and silver mask for Lena. And we MEN are just wearing a white button up, a black vest and jacket, and black slacks and dress shoes. We've got it all set up and my friend Katarina DeLune. She has my type of music and she is a DeeJay. And she's playing for free. And Grandma Adeline and Grandpa Collin are gonna watch Rikki. They don't really wanna go since its loud. But Aunt Lorretta is going. So are all the Aunts and Uncle DeMarcos, and Dawson, and Evette, and Colette. Well it's one hour till and Dad, Pops, Uncle Ethan, Uncle Eros, and Aunt Winona are flipping out with last minute preparations.
"Ezra put down the flask before I slap you silly" Ryder says sternly while Ezra is about to take a drift from Ethan's flask. He puts it down and Ryder snatches it and throws it away
"Do you two really wanna be drunk for your daughter's party?" Ryder asks and Eros is getting the flask out of the trash to drink some
"Eros Trey DeMarco. Put. That. Back. In. The. Trash. Before I remove your tongue" Ryder seethes and Eros drops it in fear. Man Pops gets scary when he's stressed.
"Ok honey. calm down" Ezra says and hugs Ryder and he sighs
"Ok. Well it's going to start soon" Ryder tells them and I walk into the make up room they have the girls
"Show time! Show Time my pretty little prostitutes!! Let's show them what you have and lets... Sell Sex!" I say in a Jersey accent and Calypso and Lena laugh and Raven looks at me in disgust
"Oh c'mon princess take a joke. You're too naive for your age honey. And your Eros' kid for Pete's sake! I guess you didn't inherit his funny gene" I tell her and she glares at me
"Well it is almost time. You all look two quince girls look like puff balls and Lena you look like you belong at a high class gala with snooty people with big noses, fake boobs, and fake butts. But you don't have boobs or a butt" I tell them and before they can yell at me I run out . The party starts and they give Ryder a mic to speak
"Well welcome to my two niece's and daughter's Quinceañera and Sweet Sixteen. Thank you for coming. Well this isn't going to be very religious or in all Mexican tradition because I think by my red hair and my British accent you can tell I'm not one lick of Mexican" Ryder says and people laugh
"But I'm half Mexican so is Eros and Ethan is just..... Ethan" Ezra says and the audience laughs again and Ethan steals the mic
"I'm Italian for your information" Ethan points out
"Ok whatever you pasta loving freak. Well back to talking. Well We are celebrating tonight as an honor to mi hija, and my hermanos' hijas turning into women. Well have fun and lets start this party!" Ezra yells and me and Katarina start the music with Meteorites by Lights and Calypso walks in with her boy toy Richard Dominguez, and her friends walk in. Which includes Rosie. She's friends with my sister. Raven walks in with her novio Luka, and her friends, Lena and her girlfriend Kiki and her friends, and for some reason Anatome and Auggie walk out like they are a part of it but they are mocking the older girls and everyone laughs at the 5 ft '9 twins. I'm talking to the twins when someone taps on my shoulder and I turn around to see Aya.
"Hey Aya" I say
"Hey Callisto." She says
"What are you doing here? and you look pretty" I ask and complement her and I see her wearing one of Calypso's friend dresses
"Your here for Calypso" I say
"Yup. She invited me" Aya tells me
"Hi I'm Auggie. Callisto's new little brother." Auggie tells her
"And I'm his whiter, blonder twin Anatome" Anatome introduces herself
"Nice to meet you. So you've got three new siblings and lost one to the coo coo bin" Aya says
"Yes. And Finnian got admitted to a mental institution" I say rudely
"For what? Cutting too much like the stereotypical emo, or is he a real nutter who thinks Santa is speaking them. Man those people are retarted" She chuckles and I wipe my tears away
"He's schizophrenic you bitch. He doesn't know if you or me are real or his voices are. Think before you Say Aya Garret" I snap
"Dude... I'm sorry..... I really didn't know. I knew he was special but I didn't he was clinically crazy" She says sadly and sorrowfully
"It's fine," I say and Stay Away From My Friends by Pierce the Veil starts playing
"Would you like this dance?" I ask her and put my hand out and she grabs my hand we dance and then start making out

Auggie's p.o.v: Me and Anatome are talking and sitting on a bench when some older kid walks up to us with a beer in his hand. He's only about my and Anatome's height and he staggers up to us and sits next to us
"Hey hot stuff. What do you say you and me find a place where we can be alone" The guy says to Anatome and she pushes him away
"I'm only thirteen you Perv!" she screeches
"So. I'm only sixteen" He says
"Gino leave the poor kids alone" Some guy says and the idiots look up
"Aww Erik I'm just having a bit of fun. You can have the boy if you want. We all know you swing that way" The "Gino" dude says
"Just leave them alone." the "Erik" guy says and the "Gino" dude puts his hands up and walks away. Man that Erik guy is cute
"Are you ok signorina?" He says and I notice he has an Italian accent. Oh he just gets cuter cuter at the moment
"Yeah I'm fine. Auggie stop drooling" Anatome says and I blush and Erik laughs and for some reason Pornstar Dancing by My Darkest Days pops on
"Man this song! Haha I like this song. it makes me laugh" Erik says
in"Oh wait I never introduced myself. I'm Erik Vargas" he says and puts his hand out and I shake it and I know this isn't some fucking Disney love story but I swear I feel sparks
"Augustus DeMarco-Eckes" I say and let go of his hand
"Your cute Augustus. Wanna dance?" He asks
"You can call me Auggie. And Yeah sure" I say while blushing and he puts out his hand while Disturbia by Rihanna play and I kinda just stand there
"I don't know how to dance" I tell him
"Ok well put your arms around the back of my neck and I'll put my arms around the small of your back" He says and I do as told and he puts his arms on the small of my back and we dance and it's wonderful. He goes to the school I'm going to go to! Oh god I sound like a girl.

Ezra's p.o.v: "Aww our little boy is dancing with another boy!" Ryder squeals
"I know. It's so cute. and That's my brother Eros' football player. And he's in his Upper limits class. Very smart kid, very athletic too" I say until I see my youngest making out with that Erik kid. I clench my fists and Ryder puts his hand on my shoulder
"Just leave it. It's bound to happen some day. And as you said the kid is a good kid" Ryder says and I calm down
"Yeah" I say and the party ends and we clean up and go home