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Someone, Somewhere

Chapter 15: Today You Become a Man.... And In a Month You Becomes The Son Who Knocked Up a Girl

Callisto's p.o.v: It always starts with me?! Doesn't it Ann! Oh twell. It's because the readers love my looks, my hearing aids, my blue eyes, and my arrogant attitude. Because that's what all the girls love huh Nat? Well lets get out of this broken fourth wall and back to my world in Newport. It's been another month and it's October and dad's birthday is coming up! He turns 34! And Pops turned 34 in August. Dad's Killian event is long gone but he's still a little shaky. But other than that he's okay.
"DAD!" I yell
"WHAT?" He yells back and him and pops walk into the living room
"What do you want for your birthday?" Calypso asks him
"A day alone with your father. And a day WITHOUT kids" Dad tells us then slaps Pops' ass and us kids pretend to puke and Pops smacks Dad up the head.
"Bloody perv. But a day without you guys would be lovely. You try raising eight kids. It isn't easy" Ryder says and Dad and him sit down on the couch. Rikki's greatest talent is crying which he just started..... (-.-). Ryder and Ezra stand up but Calypso stands up too and tells them to sit down. They do as so and in seconds they are both asleep.
"Are you serious?!" Carsyn whines
"Carsyn stop whining before I stab your eye out" Dad seethes and sits up with Pops falling to the floor waking up
"Carsyn to your room. AND I MEAN NOW!" Pops yells and Carsyn runs to his room
"What'd you do that for?" I ask
"He's annoying and I did wanna sleep" Ryder says and we laugh and I put on How I Met Your mother. Man this show came out like 26 years ago. Shit. Well I know that my dad's never got out their "Horny" faze because at this moment my fathers are making out and kissing eachothers necks and moaning..... My dads are something
"This is our cue" I mouth to Calypso, who is holding Rikki, the twins Auggie and Anatome, and Flynn who is trying avoid our dads. We walk out the door but first get Carsyn and we drive off in Flynn's car and we head to Uncle Eros' house so Calypso can hang out with Raven, knowing Eli is going to be there the twins will have someone hang out with. I know Flynn and Carsyn are going to take off since he had plans to go see his clone and take him to get ice cream and spend the weekend there and before that he's dropping Carsyn off at a party. And I'll take care of Rikki. We arrive and knock on the door and Eros lets us in after we tell him that Ezra and Ryder were probably fucking by now. Winona lets me leave and says she'll watch Rikki. and I go to Aya's. I arrive there and I knock on the door. She lets me in and I sit on the couch. She gets me chips and soda.
"So what do you wanna do?" I ask her and she kisses me
"I was wondering if we could be like... Boyfriend and girlfriend?" she asks
"I'd love that" I say and she kisses me.... and then it spirals off from there and we..... you know...... Have sex?

(A month later) I'm really fucking scared! It's been a month since me and Aya slept together and she's been sick, like puking then eating bizarre stuff. I remember when Aunt Winnie was PREGNANT! she acted like this. Right now I'm at home waiting for Aya to arrive and give me the news. She arrives and I rush her to my room
"So?" I ask her and she looks at me in guilt then pulls out a pregnancy test from her purse. She shows me the little plus sign and I gasp.
"Oh god" I say and stare at her wide eyed and she looks at me in more guilt
"I won't give up this baby in anyway but I can raise it on my own if i need" She tells me and I grab her hands
"Nope. I'll help you raise it. Not backing out of this like a douche canoe" I tell her and she smiles and I kiss her cheeks and her forehead. I walk down to my parents room and I open the door
"Your keeping the kid. If she gets kicked out she will live here and we will help you and you will finish school while working at your great Aunt Mimi's coffee shop. Done. now goodbye" Ryder and Ezra say and mine and Aya's jaws drop
"It's called butt dialing honey. Make sure to prevent it Callisto Evan" Ezra says and we leave to tell her parents. Her parent's aren't home very often and they really don't like her because of her sense of opinion, style, attitude, boys, and many other things. We get there by the transportation of my dads and They walk down with us. We knock on the door and her mom opens it. Her mom is very old school. Her family acts like they are in 1950's.
"Hello Aya, Caleb. And who are you two? Some of Aya's friends? Always attracting an older crowd" Her mom says rudely and my dad glares at the lady
"No m'am I'm Ezra DeMarco-Eckes and this is my husband Ryder. May we come in?" Dad asks her and she gasps
"I will not let in to Homosexuals! You things are Revolting and vile and disgusting!" Her mom yells and my dad gets mad so does my pops
"Listen here you little skank-" Ryder says and Ezra covers his mouth and picks him up
"Ezra let me down!" Ryder says muffled then bites Ezra and Ezra drops the 5'7 ginger and Ryder goes back up to the woman
"Ok you will listen here you bloody homophobe you will listen and you will listen good. Me and my husband came to support our kid and yours So you will listen to your daughter and our son!" Ryder yells and Aya's dad walks out
"Ok Aya, Caleb tell us" Her dad says
"His name is Callisto or Cal. Not Caleb Mother and Father. And I'm pregnant! Preggers! Have a bun in the oven!" Aya says
"See if your son was raised by a hetro family this wouldn't be happening!" Her scrawny father says and Ezra punches him
"Our sexuality has nothing to do with our parenting! At least my kids express themselves and be who they want! You don't like your daughter because she is different! Man your family is fucked up" Ezra seethes
"Aya pack your things. you can live with them. They probably live in some two bedroom apartment with eight kids" Her dad seethes
"Actually My family is very wealthy you dick. We happen to live in one of the best houses in New Port. C'mon Aya let's get your things." Ryder says and pushes her parents out of our way and we pack her things then leave. We get to the house and they set up her room which they put on the other side of the house. And they said once we find out the gender we'll start setting up the nursery room.... I hope We can make it through this...... I know we can make it through this... Me, Aya, and Player #3