Someone, Somewhere

Ryder's p.o.v: I see the girl Cal brought home wake up and cover her mouth
"Third door to the right walk in and turn left" I say and she thanks me and runs into Callisto's bathroom and pukes
"Ahh I remember being that young. Eww I sound old" Ezra tells me
"We are only thirty three don't get your knickers in a twist" I say and he kisses me
"I love your British slang" he says in my ear
"Uhh kids in the room!" Carsyn says with sunglasses
"Bud your grounded" Ezra says and Carsyn scoffs
"Why dad?! Flynn and Callisto were there too!" Carsyn says in disbelief
"They asked. Now to your room" I say and he scoffs and storms off
"Kids these days!" Ezra whines
"I don't know what your whining about. He acts like you fifteen years ago" I tell him
"True, but I was an idiot. And so is he" Ezra says and kisses me
"You sent chica to Cal and Carsyn's room huh?
"Well I don't want our beautiful bathroom smelling like barf. Do you?" I ask him
"Good choice" He says
"I know" I reply and I hear vomiting and we walk into Cal and Carsyn's room to see Cal holding the girls hair back and I go to get her clothes from Calypso's room. I look for something decent in her room but there is nothing that isn't slutty. She is no longer shopping on her own. I find something ok. It's a black tank and jeans. I lay it on Cal's bed and I get water and medicine to help her stomach. Ezra is patting her back and I hand her the cup of water and the pills
"Here hun, they'll help" I say and she takes them and chugs the water
"So who's chica here?" Ezra asks
"This is Aya Garret" Callisto says
"She's a hottie" Carsyn says
"And you're short" Cal adds
"Hey!" Carsyn exclaims
"I thought we were stating the obvious." Cal says like its nothing
"So you do find me attractive?" Aya says
"I thought that was obvious" Cal says awkwardly and she looks like she's gonna kiss him
"AH! No. Mouthwash hun. If you kiss him that will be disgusting" I say and she nods embarrassed
"May I brush my teeth?" She asks
"Yeah. There's a spare tooth brush in the cabinet and everything is on the sink" Cal says and she nods, grabs the clothes and closes the door
"Ohh You got it bad!" Ezra sings
"Yes you got it bad!" I join in
"Oh Yes! Callisto Evan has got it bad!" we sing together
"And" (Ezra)
"He's" (me)
"Got" (Ezra)
"The" (me)
"Hickies" (Ezra)
"To" (me)
"Prove"(Ezra)
"It" we sing with our backs touching and jazz hands and Aya is giggling and Cal and Carsyn being embarrassed
"Mission complete!" Ezra says victoriously
"MWAHHAHAAHHAH! we have embarrassed the teenage boys!" I chuckle and high five my husband
"And those are my dads. They are very immature" Cal says ashamed
"It's funny" Aya tells him
"Would you rather us be uptight parents. We can be" Ezra says
"Well I could but goofy here couldn't" I tell them
"True. Well lets give Mrs. Garret a ride home" Ezra says and they nod
"Well c'mon American missy" I say
"I'm Canadian you Brit" She tells me
"Fine then Canadian missy. Lets get you home" I say and she gives me and Ezra directions. and we drop her off
"She seems nice" I tell Cal who is in the back seat
"Yeah and she's pretty" Ezra says
"She is both" Cal says and we drive home