Status: Soon six Korean boys were shouting in Korean. We are pretty sure there are cuss words mixed in too. We couldn’t hold in the laughter anymore. They turned to us like lions on the hunt. “Don’t you mean colorful chickens on the hunt.” Laughed Rachel
Boys Are Pathetic
Chapter 1: B.A.P
Two American girls are on their way to Korea. Why? You asked. Well it's because they were asked to come by the manager of the boy band, B.A.P.
"Kat why are you narrating it like this is one of your stories?" Asked the brown haired, brown eyed Rachel, one of the American girls.
Rachel was dressed in bright orange shorts, and a yellow tank top with black flip flops. She sat next to her best friend Katrina better known as Kat.
Kat was a black haired and blue eyed American girl, who was sitting on the plane on her way to Korea. She was dressed in blue jeans and a black shirt with Dexter on it with black skate shoes. Kat is also me.
"Kat!" Said Rachel
"What?" I asked
"Stop! This is not one of your stories."
"But it could be." I said as I pulled out a pad of paper and a pen.
She raised an eyebrow. "Where did you...? Never mind I am not going to ask."
I smiled sweetly at her.
In less than a few hours we were at the airport in Korea.
"Few hours!? That was like ten hours! Of sitting!" Yelled Rachel
"Shh we are in a very coward and loud airport." I told her with my finger to my lips.
She gave me the evil eye.
"Hey! We are in an airport we can dance our bands dances!'
"No."
"But Rachel!"
"I said no."
"You're mean!"
"We are meeting B.A.P we should at least dance theirs." I said sweetly
"It doesn't work Kat. I. Said. No."
"Fine."
"Miss Kat, Miss Rachel?" asked a Korean guy in a fancy suit
"Yes?' we both asked
"If you will follow me." he really had a thick accent
We followed him to a black car. He opened the trunk so we could put our bags in it. He closed the trunk and opened the back door for us. We hopped in, he shut the door, got in the driver's seat and off we went.
We pull up to a tall building. There was a sign in front. It was in Kanji but underneath it was in English. It said TS Entertainment.
"Here we are ladies."
We walked into the building.
"I will take your stuff to the house. The boys are on the third floor. I wish you two luck, they aren't happy. I will see you two soon."
The fancy suit walked off and we found an elevator, pressing three we rode it up to the third floor.
We walked out of the elevator to the main desk. The girl was talking on the phone in Korean. She pointed to the hallway to the right and held up three fingers.
We walked down the hallway to the third door. But there was a door on the right and a door on the left.
"One: stop narrating and Two: which door?" asked Rachel
"But it's fun!"
"Don't care."
"K. Let’s try the right."
"K!"
We opened the door on the right. And inside was......
"KAT!"
I smiled sweetly.
And inside was a bunch of people that were having a board meeting.
"Sorry! We are looking for B.A.P!" We said
I don't know if they understood us or it they heard the B.A.P but they all pointed to the left door.
"Thanks." we said as we closed the door
We walked over to the left door. And Rachel started to reach for the doorknob. Then she put her hands on her hips. And glares at Kat because Kat is narrating again.
"Kat."
"Yes?"
"I give up."
"Smart woman." I mumbled
"What was that?"
"Nooooottthhhhhiiiinnnngg."
She went to poke me in the ear.
"No touching the ears!"
"What did you say?"
"Open the damn door!"
"You."
"No you."
"You."
"No you."
"You."
"Fine."
I walked over to the door to open it. And it opened all right. I just wasn't the one who opened it. The door got slammed into my mouth. A Korean guy dressed in a suit came out yelling in Korean. Rachel was on the ground laughing while I was on the floor near the door holding my mouth. He stopped for a few seconds and looked at us.
"Are you two the Americans?"
"Yosh maweit ssssound like Amewicansss are bad bugsssss." I said behind my hand
He looked confused.
"She said you make it sound like a bad thing." said Rachel. "You wacked her in the mouth."
He yelled something back into the room and ushered us in after Rachel helped me up still laughing. We walked into the room and there were the six members of B.A.P yelling at another fancy suit.
"What is going on?" Rachel asked
"Nothing important." said fancy suit number one
I walked over to the boys and fancy suit number two.
"Boys, boys calm down. What's wrong?" I asked
They all turn and glared at me before going back to yelling at fancy suit number two.
"Well you are all sooooo nice." I mumbled
Fancy suit number one walked up to me with Rachel.
"I am sorry about this. The band isn't too happy with you two coming."
"Why are we here?" I asked
He looked confused. Again.
"The boy with the blue-grey hair is Bang Young Guk."
Band Yong Guk turned and glared before going back to yelling in Korean. He was dressed in a white tank-top and a blue WWII camo style jacket with baggy blue jeans and white shoes.
"The boy with black hair is Him Chan."
Him Chan did the same thing; he glared before going back to yelling at the fancy suit number two. He was dressed in a black t-shirt with a blue jean vest and black, baggy jeans and dark blue shoes.
"The boy with the dirty blonde hair is Dae Hyun."
Again Dae Hyun turned, glared and went back to yelling. He was dressed in a black t-shirt with a fishnet shirt over it and blue jeans with red shoes.
"The boy with white hair is Young Jae."
"Don't you dare turn and around a glare." I said
He looked at us raised an eyebrow before the glare, and going back to yelling. He was dressed in a grey zipped up jacket and black jeans with bright orange shoes.
"I want his shoes." said Rachel
"Steal them later." I told her
"The boy with brown hair is Jong Up."
He turned, glared and went back to yelling. Surprise!
"The turn, glare, turn, go back to yelling is getting old quick." I said crossing my arms
"Yep."
Jong Up was wearing a grey tank-top with black splatters on it and shredded in the back and front with blue jeans and pink shoes.
"And last is Zelo. Who has the pink hair."
"Don't even try glaring you will still look adorable." I said
He just turned and looked at us. He blinked a few times before going back to yell at him. He was dressed in a black shirt with a sweeter over it. It hanged off of one shoulder and the sleeves were pushed up. He wore grey jeans with black and white shoes with different designs on them. He had on one of his black masks around his neck.
I walked up to the boys again this time I went up to Young Guk and Him Chan and slammed their heads together. Then I went to Dae Hyun and Young Jae and slammed their heads together. I slammed Jong Up and Zelo's head together.
I heard a bang. I turned to find Rachel on the floor laughing. I turned back around to find all the boys glaring with their hands on their foreheads. I looked at Zelo and couldn't help it.
"Awwwwwww."
"Awwwwwww." I heard Rachel behind me
They all gave me a face like what the hell. Then said something in Korean.
"I don't know Korean but I am going to assume that means "What the fuck?!" and like I said before Zelo still looks adorable while glaring." I said
Rachel came up behind me. "Zelo there is nothing you can do cause no matter what you do you will always look adorable."
"Now before you boys go back to glaring and yelling can someone tell me WHY THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL ARE WE HERE?!?!" I yelled
The boys started yelling at us in Korean.
"Boys in English or better yet fancy suit number two behind you can tell us." I told them
"Fancy suit number two?" both fancy suits questioned
"Yes. You tow are wearing suits and we don't know your names and will most likely forget them." I said
"Oh well you two are here to.....hang out with B.A.P." said fancy suit number two
The boys turned towards him but before they started yelling I interrupted they.
"There is more to it isn't there?" I asked
"Yeah did we win a contest that we never entered?" asked Rachel
"No you didn't win a contest." said fancy suit number one
"Then why are we here?" We questioned
The boys said something then left.
"Your car is downstairs. It will take you to your new home."
We went down to the car where our fancy suit driver stood waiting for us.
"How was your meeting with the band?" he asked
"Just lovely." I replied
"Just wonderful." said Rachel.
"That bad, huh?" he said shutting the door behind us.
Where the car stopped we both swore we were in a dream. The car had stopped in front of a mansion.
"This is where we will be living?!" We said in awe as we got out
"Your bags are in your rooms. I wish you luck." He said as he drove off
"Wish us luck?" I said
"Why?" asked Rachel
"I have a bad feeling."
We walked up to the door and opened it. Inside was...there are no words to describe it.
"Kat, you are doing it again."
I smiled sweetly.
We walked into a living room with black leather chairs, a fake tiger skin rug and all kinds of cool things but what made our smiles drop was what sitting in the chairs.
In the chairs were.....the two fancy suits!
"KAT!"
Ok, ok in the chairs was B.A.P.
"Happy Rachel."
"Yes. Cause if it was the fancy suits how would they get here before us?"
"Shortcut, secret tunnel, or teleport."
"Really?"
"Yes."
The boys looked at us like we were crazy. Ok, maybe we are.
"Why are you here?!" they all asked
"OMG YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!" We yelled pointing at them.
They glared at us.
"Awwww Zelo your so adorable!" we coed
Zelo turned a bright ass red. So adorable.
"Zelo just stop." said Jong UP in English!
"Why are you here?" asked Young Jae
"I thought we covered this in the building thingy. We don't know." I said
"Why are you in this house?" asked Young Guk a little pissed
"We were told we are to live here now." Rachel said
"WHAT?!?!" they yelled
"I take that as you weren't told but then again they didn't tell us you lived here." I said
"Kat why are you narrating it like this is one of your stories?" Asked the brown haired, brown eyed Rachel, one of the American girls.
Rachel was dressed in bright orange shorts, and a yellow tank top with black flip flops. She sat next to her best friend Katrina better known as Kat.
Kat was a black haired and blue eyed American girl, who was sitting on the plane on her way to Korea. She was dressed in blue jeans and a black shirt with Dexter on it with black skate shoes. Kat is also me.
"Kat!" Said Rachel
"What?" I asked
"Stop! This is not one of your stories."
"But it could be." I said as I pulled out a pad of paper and a pen.
She raised an eyebrow. "Where did you...? Never mind I am not going to ask."
I smiled sweetly at her.
In less than a few hours we were at the airport in Korea.
"Few hours!? That was like ten hours! Of sitting!" Yelled Rachel
"Shh we are in a very coward and loud airport." I told her with my finger to my lips.
She gave me the evil eye.
"Hey! We are in an airport we can dance our bands dances!'
"No."
"But Rachel!"
"I said no."
"You're mean!"
"We are meeting B.A.P we should at least dance theirs." I said sweetly
"It doesn't work Kat. I. Said. No."
"Fine."
"Miss Kat, Miss Rachel?" asked a Korean guy in a fancy suit
"Yes?' we both asked
"If you will follow me." he really had a thick accent
We followed him to a black car. He opened the trunk so we could put our bags in it. He closed the trunk and opened the back door for us. We hopped in, he shut the door, got in the driver's seat and off we went.
We pull up to a tall building. There was a sign in front. It was in Kanji but underneath it was in English. It said TS Entertainment.
"Here we are ladies."
We walked into the building.
"I will take your stuff to the house. The boys are on the third floor. I wish you two luck, they aren't happy. I will see you two soon."
The fancy suit walked off and we found an elevator, pressing three we rode it up to the third floor.
We walked out of the elevator to the main desk. The girl was talking on the phone in Korean. She pointed to the hallway to the right and held up three fingers.
We walked down the hallway to the third door. But there was a door on the right and a door on the left.
"One: stop narrating and Two: which door?" asked Rachel
"But it's fun!"
"Don't care."
"K. Let’s try the right."
"K!"
We opened the door on the right. And inside was......
"KAT!"
I smiled sweetly.
And inside was a bunch of people that were having a board meeting.
"Sorry! We are looking for B.A.P!" We said
I don't know if they understood us or it they heard the B.A.P but they all pointed to the left door.
"Thanks." we said as we closed the door
We walked over to the left door. And Rachel started to reach for the doorknob. Then she put her hands on her hips. And glares at Kat because Kat is narrating again.
"Kat."
"Yes?"
"I give up."
"Smart woman." I mumbled
"What was that?"
"Nooooottthhhhhiiiinnnngg."
She went to poke me in the ear.
"No touching the ears!"
"What did you say?"
"Open the damn door!"
"You."
"No you."
"You."
"No you."
"You."
"Fine."
I walked over to the door to open it. And it opened all right. I just wasn't the one who opened it. The door got slammed into my mouth. A Korean guy dressed in a suit came out yelling in Korean. Rachel was on the ground laughing while I was on the floor near the door holding my mouth. He stopped for a few seconds and looked at us.
"Are you two the Americans?"
"Yosh maweit ssssound like Amewicansss are bad bugsssss." I said behind my hand
He looked confused.
"She said you make it sound like a bad thing." said Rachel. "You wacked her in the mouth."
He yelled something back into the room and ushered us in after Rachel helped me up still laughing. We walked into the room and there were the six members of B.A.P yelling at another fancy suit.
"What is going on?" Rachel asked
"Nothing important." said fancy suit number one
I walked over to the boys and fancy suit number two.
"Boys, boys calm down. What's wrong?" I asked
They all turn and glared at me before going back to yelling at fancy suit number two.
"Well you are all sooooo nice." I mumbled
Fancy suit number one walked up to me with Rachel.
"I am sorry about this. The band isn't too happy with you two coming."
"Why are we here?" I asked
He looked confused. Again.
"The boy with the blue-grey hair is Bang Young Guk."
Band Yong Guk turned and glared before going back to yelling in Korean. He was dressed in a white tank-top and a blue WWII camo style jacket with baggy blue jeans and white shoes.
"The boy with black hair is Him Chan."
Him Chan did the same thing; he glared before going back to yelling at the fancy suit number two. He was dressed in a black t-shirt with a blue jean vest and black, baggy jeans and dark blue shoes.
"The boy with the dirty blonde hair is Dae Hyun."
Again Dae Hyun turned, glared and went back to yelling. He was dressed in a black t-shirt with a fishnet shirt over it and blue jeans with red shoes.
"The boy with white hair is Young Jae."
"Don't you dare turn and around a glare." I said
He looked at us raised an eyebrow before the glare, and going back to yelling. He was dressed in a grey zipped up jacket and black jeans with bright orange shoes.
"I want his shoes." said Rachel
"Steal them later." I told her
"The boy with brown hair is Jong Up."
He turned, glared and went back to yelling. Surprise!
"The turn, glare, turn, go back to yelling is getting old quick." I said crossing my arms
"Yep."
Jong Up was wearing a grey tank-top with black splatters on it and shredded in the back and front with blue jeans and pink shoes.
"And last is Zelo. Who has the pink hair."
"Don't even try glaring you will still look adorable." I said
He just turned and looked at us. He blinked a few times before going back to yell at him. He was dressed in a black shirt with a sweeter over it. It hanged off of one shoulder and the sleeves were pushed up. He wore grey jeans with black and white shoes with different designs on them. He had on one of his black masks around his neck.
I walked up to the boys again this time I went up to Young Guk and Him Chan and slammed their heads together. Then I went to Dae Hyun and Young Jae and slammed their heads together. I slammed Jong Up and Zelo's head together.
I heard a bang. I turned to find Rachel on the floor laughing. I turned back around to find all the boys glaring with their hands on their foreheads. I looked at Zelo and couldn't help it.
"Awwwwwww."
"Awwwwwww." I heard Rachel behind me
They all gave me a face like what the hell. Then said something in Korean.
"I don't know Korean but I am going to assume that means "What the fuck?!" and like I said before Zelo still looks adorable while glaring." I said
Rachel came up behind me. "Zelo there is nothing you can do cause no matter what you do you will always look adorable."
"Now before you boys go back to glaring and yelling can someone tell me WHY THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL ARE WE HERE?!?!" I yelled
The boys started yelling at us in Korean.
"Boys in English or better yet fancy suit number two behind you can tell us." I told them
"Fancy suit number two?" both fancy suits questioned
"Yes. You tow are wearing suits and we don't know your names and will most likely forget them." I said
"Oh well you two are here to.....hang out with B.A.P." said fancy suit number two
The boys turned towards him but before they started yelling I interrupted they.
"There is more to it isn't there?" I asked
"Yeah did we win a contest that we never entered?" asked Rachel
"No you didn't win a contest." said fancy suit number one
"Then why are we here?" We questioned
The boys said something then left.
"Your car is downstairs. It will take you to your new home."
We went down to the car where our fancy suit driver stood waiting for us.
"How was your meeting with the band?" he asked
"Just lovely." I replied
"Just wonderful." said Rachel.
"That bad, huh?" he said shutting the door behind us.
Where the car stopped we both swore we were in a dream. The car had stopped in front of a mansion.
"This is where we will be living?!" We said in awe as we got out
"Your bags are in your rooms. I wish you luck." He said as he drove off
"Wish us luck?" I said
"Why?" asked Rachel
"I have a bad feeling."
We walked up to the door and opened it. Inside was...there are no words to describe it.
"Kat, you are doing it again."
I smiled sweetly.
We walked into a living room with black leather chairs, a fake tiger skin rug and all kinds of cool things but what made our smiles drop was what sitting in the chairs.
In the chairs were.....the two fancy suits!
"KAT!"
Ok, ok in the chairs was B.A.P.
"Happy Rachel."
"Yes. Cause if it was the fancy suits how would they get here before us?"
"Shortcut, secret tunnel, or teleport."
"Really?"
"Yes."
The boys looked at us like we were crazy. Ok, maybe we are.
"Why are you here?!" they all asked
"OMG YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!" We yelled pointing at them.
They glared at us.
"Awwww Zelo your so adorable!" we coed
Zelo turned a bright ass red. So adorable.
"Zelo just stop." said Jong UP in English!
"Why are you here?" asked Young Jae
"I thought we covered this in the building thingy. We don't know." I said
"Why are you in this house?" asked Young Guk a little pissed
"We were told we are to live here now." Rachel said
"WHAT?!?!" they yelled
"I take that as you weren't told but then again they didn't tell us you lived here." I said
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This is my first story/fan fiction I have ever put online. So I hope it's good. Its for my friend Rachel. Now she can finish her story and bugging me every 5 seconds to write more. Happy Rachel?