Status: Soon six Korean boys were shouting in Korean. We are pretty sure there are cuss words mixed in too. We couldn’t hold in the laughter anymore. They turned to us like lions on the hunt. “Don’t you mean colorful chickens on the hunt.” Laughed Rachel
Boys Are Pathetic
Chapter 3: One Shot
Last night we spent hours unpacking. Yesterday we met B.A.P and found out they were NOT happy to see us.
“Understatement.” Said Rachel
It was the next day.
“Well duh.”
“You are going to interrupt my narrating now aren’t you?” I asked her
“Would I do that?”
“Yep!”
Now back to the story!
“Why can’t we just talk and they figure it out?”
Maybe….
“Because we can’t! They need background information.” I told her
We were in my room.
“Sitting on her bed with papers all around us with ideas of pranks to get back at the wonderful, grumpy band of B.A.P.” said Rachel
“I hate you.” I said glaring at her. “What if I try to keep the narrating down?”
“We can try it.”
“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
“Now back to the plans!” I said punching the air
“Weirdo.”
“You are too, Rachel!”
She stuck her tongue at me.
“Let’s start with a classic.” I said ignoring her
“Not one of our originals?” She asked
“Those can be harmful and dangerous so those will be used in extreme emergencies.”
“Which one do you have in mind?”
“Molasses and feathers. It’s safe, easy and a good starting point to get all the members with and we can see how they react to make the pranks more personal.” I explained when I saw the look on her face
“Here or public?”
“Here. But this first one, we need to get all of them. So we either set it up in different places or set up one big one. We will only get one shot at this one. By the way one shot is the name of the chapter!”
“Really Kat?”
“Yes!”
“Hello girls.”
We turned around to find out two fancy suits standing in my doorway.
“Where the hell did you two come from?!?!” both of us yelled
Fancy suit number one walked over to me and handed me a card
. “This is for you two while you are here in Korea. The limit will be roughly $100,000 in your American dollars.”
“One hundred?” I said
“Thousand?” Said Rachel
“AMERICAN DOLLARS?!?!” yelled both of us
“Is that not enough? We can always up your limit.” Said fancy suit number two
“Up it????” I asked I couldn’t believe it how rich were these guys??
“I think that is more than enough.” Said Rachel
“Well if you two need any more than let us know.” Said fancy suit number one
“Will do.” I said
“Have fun.” Said fancy suit number two. “Oh it will be better to set pails over each of the boy’s doors and just hang out downstairs. They will go to their rooms at the same time if you are downstairs.”
They laughed as they walked out.
“They scare me.” Said Rachel
“They creep me out.”
“We have four hours to get this done before the boys get back from rehearsal.”
Rachel went in to her room to get dressed. I grabbed a pair of my blue jeans and a black shirt. I threw them on and was tying my shoes when Rachel walked in dressed in black basketball shorts and an orange t-shirt with her flip-flops.
“All ready?” She asked
“Yep.” I said as I grabbed the credit card, shoving it in my pocket
We ran downstairs and out the front door when it dawned on us.
“How are we going to get to a store?” asked Rachel
“Good question.”
Then a limo pulled into the driveway and the fancy driver waved at us. We ran to it and pulled open the back doors and climbed in.
“I got a call that you two would be needing a ride.” He told us as he pulled out of the driveway
“Yeah. Thanks.” I told him.
“We need molasses and feathers.” Said Rachel
“Don’t ask.” I told him when I saw the look he gave us
He laughed. We talked the whole way to the store. He was nice.
“Do you know why we are here?” I asked
“I am not too sure but I may know a reason. Those two mangers of theirs, nothing is as it seems. You saw how B.A.P is now.”
“They are rude.” Said Rachel
“There is more to it. They don’t care about the fans anymore, they disrespect everyone they meet. In other words the fame has gone to their heads. They use to love the fans and were nice to everyone. The mangers did have a few girls stay with the boys to maybe get them to at least respect the fans again. The girls were gone in a day. They wouldn’t say went on in the house just that they would never be near them again. Maybe the mangers think American girls were stubborn enough to shove those boys back into place.”
“I think there is more to it than that.” I said
“You have a feeling don’t you?” Rachel asked
“Yeah. Bringing two American girls from America to get the boys to respect fans again just doesn’t add up. I think there is more to the story then them just being rude and disrespectable.”
“I think you are right.” Said the driver. “Well here we are. I will wait for you here.”
Rachel and I ran into the store. It was fucking huge!
“And we are going to get lost and Kat will narrate then Rachel will hit Kat in the head.” Said Rachel
“Well we can ask someone.” I suggested
“We are in Korea.”
“So someone must know English.”
Oddly enough no one that we ran into did but we did find an abandoned empty cart!
“I hate you.” glared Rachel as we walked looking at everything
I just smiled. “Rachel look molasses!!”
“This is a lot of molasses.” Said Rachel as she looked at two jars. “This is two different kinds.”
“I think there are like six different kinds in front of us.”
“You’re fucking kidding me! We are going to be here all day to pick a kind!!!”
“Nope.” I said putting jars in the cart
“You are just grabbing all aren’t you?”
“Yep. How many jars to you think we will need?”
“Let’s see, there are six members.”
“And there are six different kinds.”
“EACH MEMBER GETS A DIFFERENT KIND!!” we both said a little too loudly
“We are awesome!” I said
We ended up with 4 jars per member.
“Now the feathers.”
Turns out they have several colors of feathers.
“Color that their bunnies are?” I asked
“Yep.”
“Now we need six pails and six nets.”
“And rope.”
“And rope.”
It wasn’t hard to find everything. We did get weird looks, so we have feathers, molasses, pails, nets and ropes, it’s not like we are planning anything.
“Noootttthhhiiinnnggg at all.” Said Rachel as I gave the card to the check-out girl.
We laughed as we walked out. Even the driver laughed when he saw what we got.
“I sadly hope that is for the band.” He said
We just smiled reeeaaallll big.
“I have a question.” He said while helping us load everything into the trunk
“Shoot.” Said Rachel
“Why do you narrate?” he said pointing to me
“Hobby?” I said tilting my head to the side
“Ignore her; she is nutter than a nut.”
“Rachel!! Don’t tell him that!!! It’s a secret!!!!” I said as we got into the limbo
On the way back we told him how the boys acted yesterday.
“I’m sorry you have to deal with them.” He said
“It’s no problem.” Said Rachel
“No problem at all. They are going to regret and it’s going to be fun for us.”
“And funny! Don’t forget funny!”
“And funny. So why worry about it?”
He laughed. “I guess you’re right. Their bad attitude is going to bite them in the ass.”
“Oh you have no idea.” I said with a Cheshire grin
We finally reached the house and loaded everything in the house. Waving bye to the driver, we smiled evilly at each other.
“We have two hours.”
“Then let’s get to work.”
We grabbed everything and hauled it upstairs to their rooms. Upstairs in front of our doors was a ladder already too go. We stood in front of the circle of doors.
“Start Right and go left?” asked Rachel
“Works for me.”
So we went to the farthest door on the right to open it. It was locked.
“Great.” Said Rachel
“I’ll get the bobby pins.” I said
I ran into Rachel’s room to her bathroom and grabbed the box of bobby pins.
“Here you go.” I said handing her the box when I got back
Taking out one I bent it open a bit. Sticking it in the key hole I started working on the lock and in no time I got it unlocked.
“Sweet!” said Rachel as she opened the door
As Rachel filled the pail up with molasses, I went into the room to figured out whose it was. Finding some fan mail, I assume since it was in English, I read the name.
“This room belongs to Dae Hyun.” I said walking out
“White feathers it is!” Said Rachel as she climbed up the ladder
Rachel stuck rolled up duct tape in four places above the door where I stood. As I acted to open the door.
“Alright I’m ready for the net.”
I handed her the net and she put the four corners on the tape then took a little bit of tape to loosely tape over the corners. The net arched in the middle making a little nest thingy for the feathers.
“Speaking of.” Said Rachel
I handed her the bags of white feathers till we filled up the net. Thankfully the holes were small enough for the feathers not to fall through. Rachel then tied one end of the rope to the net, while I tied the other end to the pail. Being careful not to put too much on the rope I gave the pail to Rachel. Working together we got the pail set up perfectly where it wouldn’t fall and the door looked closed enough to where unless the boys were really paying attention they would never know.
We repeated the process on each door. Besides ours. Next to Dae Hyun’s was Jong Up’s. He got the green feathers.
“Well duh.” Said Rachel
I stuck my tongue at her. Next was Zelo’s.
“Should we really do this to Zelo?” I asked
“Just because he is your favorite shouldn’t be the reason we skip him. You forget he wasn’t happy either.”
I sighed. We rigged Zelo’s. Then it dawned on me, I couldn’t help but laugh.
“What?” asked Rachel
“Zelo’s room is next to mine.”
“That is funny! But no time for laughing we got three more rooms.”
So we moved to the one next to Rachel’s room. Which was Young Guk’s. He got extra molasses and red feathers. The room next to him got yellow feathers.
“Meaning it was Young Jae’s which also means our last room belongs to Him Chan.”
“Meanie.”
When we were done, we cleaned up and went downstairs. Checking our phones we only had a few minutes left. Then we hear doors slam so make that now.
“That was close.” Said Rachel
“Yeah.”
We sat in the living room where the boys were last night. We heard the front door and the sound of boys talking in Korean floated to our ears and soon the owners of the voices walking into the room only to stop when they saw us.
“Hello boys.” I said
“You still here?” said Young Guk
“Of course.” Said Rachel
And sure enough the boys went right upstairs. Holding back laughter we silently followed them up, phones out and already taping. It had to be a miracle or something was tired of their attitudes too because they opened the doors at the same time and our rigs worked nicely. When the pail came down the rope attached would pull down the net of feathers.
Soon six Korean boys were shouting in Korean. We are pretty sure there are cuss words mixed in too. We couldn’t hold in the laughter anymore. They turned to us like lions on the hunt.
“Don’t you mean colorful chickens on the hunt.” Laughed Rachel
“That’s a good one.”
They were now walking towards us.
“Hold it!” I said. “I suggest you stop or this goes on YouTube.”
They stopped.
“That’s what we thought.”
“What do you want?” asked Young Jae
“Oh several things.” I said
“Number one. Be nicer.” Said Rachel
“More to come soon.” I said in a sing along voice
We walked calmly to our rooms. Well till we heard them go into their rooms to take shower then Rachel came into my room.
“That worked just nicely.” Said Rachel
“Too nicely.” I said “We are going to need more than a video of them covered in feathers.”
“So next plan.”
“Next chapter.”
“Really?”
“Gives the readers something to think about and get excited.”
“And you want to see if they have any ideas.”
“Well of course.”
“Our ideas not good enough?”
“It’s not that! It helps the readers get involve without being involved.”
“Fine.”
That ends Chapter 3: One Shot! Bye guys! Till next time! Rachel say bye.
“Bye.”
Look for Chapter 4: Warrior
“Well it’s technically should be Warriors but their song is called Warrior.”
“Understatement.” Said Rachel
It was the next day.
“Well duh.”
“You are going to interrupt my narrating now aren’t you?” I asked her
“Would I do that?”
“Yep!”
Now back to the story!
“Why can’t we just talk and they figure it out?”
Maybe….
“Because we can’t! They need background information.” I told her
We were in my room.
“Sitting on her bed with papers all around us with ideas of pranks to get back at the wonderful, grumpy band of B.A.P.” said Rachel
“I hate you.” I said glaring at her. “What if I try to keep the narrating down?”
“We can try it.”
“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
“Now back to the plans!” I said punching the air
“Weirdo.”
“You are too, Rachel!”
She stuck her tongue at me.
“Let’s start with a classic.” I said ignoring her
“Not one of our originals?” She asked
“Those can be harmful and dangerous so those will be used in extreme emergencies.”
“Which one do you have in mind?”
“Molasses and feathers. It’s safe, easy and a good starting point to get all the members with and we can see how they react to make the pranks more personal.” I explained when I saw the look on her face
“Here or public?”
“Here. But this first one, we need to get all of them. So we either set it up in different places or set up one big one. We will only get one shot at this one. By the way one shot is the name of the chapter!”
“Really Kat?”
“Yes!”
“Hello girls.”
We turned around to find out two fancy suits standing in my doorway.
“Where the hell did you two come from?!?!” both of us yelled
Fancy suit number one walked over to me and handed me a card
. “This is for you two while you are here in Korea. The limit will be roughly $100,000 in your American dollars.”
“One hundred?” I said
“Thousand?” Said Rachel
“AMERICAN DOLLARS?!?!” yelled both of us
“Is that not enough? We can always up your limit.” Said fancy suit number two
“Up it????” I asked I couldn’t believe it how rich were these guys??
“I think that is more than enough.” Said Rachel
“Well if you two need any more than let us know.” Said fancy suit number one
“Will do.” I said
“Have fun.” Said fancy suit number two. “Oh it will be better to set pails over each of the boy’s doors and just hang out downstairs. They will go to their rooms at the same time if you are downstairs.”
They laughed as they walked out.
“They scare me.” Said Rachel
“They creep me out.”
“We have four hours to get this done before the boys get back from rehearsal.”
Rachel went in to her room to get dressed. I grabbed a pair of my blue jeans and a black shirt. I threw them on and was tying my shoes when Rachel walked in dressed in black basketball shorts and an orange t-shirt with her flip-flops.
“All ready?” She asked
“Yep.” I said as I grabbed the credit card, shoving it in my pocket
We ran downstairs and out the front door when it dawned on us.
“How are we going to get to a store?” asked Rachel
“Good question.”
Then a limo pulled into the driveway and the fancy driver waved at us. We ran to it and pulled open the back doors and climbed in.
“I got a call that you two would be needing a ride.” He told us as he pulled out of the driveway
“Yeah. Thanks.” I told him.
“We need molasses and feathers.” Said Rachel
“Don’t ask.” I told him when I saw the look he gave us
He laughed. We talked the whole way to the store. He was nice.
“Do you know why we are here?” I asked
“I am not too sure but I may know a reason. Those two mangers of theirs, nothing is as it seems. You saw how B.A.P is now.”
“They are rude.” Said Rachel
“There is more to it. They don’t care about the fans anymore, they disrespect everyone they meet. In other words the fame has gone to their heads. They use to love the fans and were nice to everyone. The mangers did have a few girls stay with the boys to maybe get them to at least respect the fans again. The girls were gone in a day. They wouldn’t say went on in the house just that they would never be near them again. Maybe the mangers think American girls were stubborn enough to shove those boys back into place.”
“I think there is more to it than that.” I said
“You have a feeling don’t you?” Rachel asked
“Yeah. Bringing two American girls from America to get the boys to respect fans again just doesn’t add up. I think there is more to the story then them just being rude and disrespectable.”
“I think you are right.” Said the driver. “Well here we are. I will wait for you here.”
Rachel and I ran into the store. It was fucking huge!
“And we are going to get lost and Kat will narrate then Rachel will hit Kat in the head.” Said Rachel
“Well we can ask someone.” I suggested
“We are in Korea.”
“So someone must know English.”
Oddly enough no one that we ran into did but we did find an abandoned empty cart!
“I hate you.” glared Rachel as we walked looking at everything
I just smiled. “Rachel look molasses!!”
“This is a lot of molasses.” Said Rachel as she looked at two jars. “This is two different kinds.”
“I think there are like six different kinds in front of us.”
“You’re fucking kidding me! We are going to be here all day to pick a kind!!!”
“Nope.” I said putting jars in the cart
“You are just grabbing all aren’t you?”
“Yep. How many jars to you think we will need?”
“Let’s see, there are six members.”
“And there are six different kinds.”
“EACH MEMBER GETS A DIFFERENT KIND!!” we both said a little too loudly
“We are awesome!” I said
We ended up with 4 jars per member.
“Now the feathers.”
Turns out they have several colors of feathers.
“Color that their bunnies are?” I asked
“Yep.”
“Now we need six pails and six nets.”
“And rope.”
“And rope.”
It wasn’t hard to find everything. We did get weird looks, so we have feathers, molasses, pails, nets and ropes, it’s not like we are planning anything.
“Noootttthhhiiinnnggg at all.” Said Rachel as I gave the card to the check-out girl.
We laughed as we walked out. Even the driver laughed when he saw what we got.
“I sadly hope that is for the band.” He said
We just smiled reeeaaallll big.
“I have a question.” He said while helping us load everything into the trunk
“Shoot.” Said Rachel
“Why do you narrate?” he said pointing to me
“Hobby?” I said tilting my head to the side
“Ignore her; she is nutter than a nut.”
“Rachel!! Don’t tell him that!!! It’s a secret!!!!” I said as we got into the limbo
On the way back we told him how the boys acted yesterday.
“I’m sorry you have to deal with them.” He said
“It’s no problem.” Said Rachel
“No problem at all. They are going to regret and it’s going to be fun for us.”
“And funny! Don’t forget funny!”
“And funny. So why worry about it?”
He laughed. “I guess you’re right. Their bad attitude is going to bite them in the ass.”
“Oh you have no idea.” I said with a Cheshire grin
We finally reached the house and loaded everything in the house. Waving bye to the driver, we smiled evilly at each other.
“We have two hours.”
“Then let’s get to work.”
We grabbed everything and hauled it upstairs to their rooms. Upstairs in front of our doors was a ladder already too go. We stood in front of the circle of doors.
“Start Right and go left?” asked Rachel
“Works for me.”
So we went to the farthest door on the right to open it. It was locked.
“Great.” Said Rachel
“I’ll get the bobby pins.” I said
I ran into Rachel’s room to her bathroom and grabbed the box of bobby pins.
“Here you go.” I said handing her the box when I got back
Taking out one I bent it open a bit. Sticking it in the key hole I started working on the lock and in no time I got it unlocked.
“Sweet!” said Rachel as she opened the door
As Rachel filled the pail up with molasses, I went into the room to figured out whose it was. Finding some fan mail, I assume since it was in English, I read the name.
“This room belongs to Dae Hyun.” I said walking out
“White feathers it is!” Said Rachel as she climbed up the ladder
Rachel stuck rolled up duct tape in four places above the door where I stood. As I acted to open the door.
“Alright I’m ready for the net.”
I handed her the net and she put the four corners on the tape then took a little bit of tape to loosely tape over the corners. The net arched in the middle making a little nest thingy for the feathers.
“Speaking of.” Said Rachel
I handed her the bags of white feathers till we filled up the net. Thankfully the holes were small enough for the feathers not to fall through. Rachel then tied one end of the rope to the net, while I tied the other end to the pail. Being careful not to put too much on the rope I gave the pail to Rachel. Working together we got the pail set up perfectly where it wouldn’t fall and the door looked closed enough to where unless the boys were really paying attention they would never know.
We repeated the process on each door. Besides ours. Next to Dae Hyun’s was Jong Up’s. He got the green feathers.
“Well duh.” Said Rachel
I stuck my tongue at her. Next was Zelo’s.
“Should we really do this to Zelo?” I asked
“Just because he is your favorite shouldn’t be the reason we skip him. You forget he wasn’t happy either.”
I sighed. We rigged Zelo’s. Then it dawned on me, I couldn’t help but laugh.
“What?” asked Rachel
“Zelo’s room is next to mine.”
“That is funny! But no time for laughing we got three more rooms.”
So we moved to the one next to Rachel’s room. Which was Young Guk’s. He got extra molasses and red feathers. The room next to him got yellow feathers.
“Meaning it was Young Jae’s which also means our last room belongs to Him Chan.”
“Meanie.”
When we were done, we cleaned up and went downstairs. Checking our phones we only had a few minutes left. Then we hear doors slam so make that now.
“That was close.” Said Rachel
“Yeah.”
We sat in the living room where the boys were last night. We heard the front door and the sound of boys talking in Korean floated to our ears and soon the owners of the voices walking into the room only to stop when they saw us.
“Hello boys.” I said
“You still here?” said Young Guk
“Of course.” Said Rachel
And sure enough the boys went right upstairs. Holding back laughter we silently followed them up, phones out and already taping. It had to be a miracle or something was tired of their attitudes too because they opened the doors at the same time and our rigs worked nicely. When the pail came down the rope attached would pull down the net of feathers.
Soon six Korean boys were shouting in Korean. We are pretty sure there are cuss words mixed in too. We couldn’t hold in the laughter anymore. They turned to us like lions on the hunt.
“Don’t you mean colorful chickens on the hunt.” Laughed Rachel
“That’s a good one.”
They were now walking towards us.
“Hold it!” I said. “I suggest you stop or this goes on YouTube.”
They stopped.
“That’s what we thought.”
“What do you want?” asked Young Jae
“Oh several things.” I said
“Number one. Be nicer.” Said Rachel
“More to come soon.” I said in a sing along voice
We walked calmly to our rooms. Well till we heard them go into their rooms to take shower then Rachel came into my room.
“That worked just nicely.” Said Rachel
“Too nicely.” I said “We are going to need more than a video of them covered in feathers.”
“So next plan.”
“Next chapter.”
“Really?”
“Gives the readers something to think about and get excited.”
“And you want to see if they have any ideas.”
“Well of course.”
“Our ideas not good enough?”
“It’s not that! It helps the readers get involve without being involved.”
“Fine.”
That ends Chapter 3: One Shot! Bye guys! Till next time! Rachel say bye.
“Bye.”
Look for Chapter 4: Warrior
“Well it’s technically should be Warriors but their song is called Warrior.”
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HERE IS CHAPTER 3!!!!!!!! I hope you are loving it! If you have any questions or praise comment or message me! And ideas on what Kat and Rachel should do next? Message Me!