Boys Are Pathetic

New Years have been here and gone again. Rachel and I have been threaten by the fancy suits that if we continued to bring fun to the lives of B.A.P we will be kicked out and forced to the streets of South Korea.

“It’s Chapter 6 and you’re still narrating?!” asked a very annoyed Rachel. “Of course I am annoyed! It’s Chapter 6 and you’re still narrating and B.A.P either haven’t noticed or noticed and is just ignoring you.”

“They haven’t noticed.” I told her

She raised an eyebrow. “How on earth?”

She began to mumble to herself.

“Rachel.” I said

*mumble* *mumble*

“Crazy?” I tried and failed

*mumble* *mumble*

“What are you doing?” asked a voice from my bedroom doorway

I turned and found…..the FANCY SUITS!

“KAT!” yelled Rachel

Ok, ok it was B.A.P. They hadn’t changed either so don’t get your hopes up.

“Who the hell are you talking too?” asked Young Guk

See haven’t changed and Rachel is staring at them with her mouth opened.

“Am not!” said a horrified Rachel

“You were. And it was kind of cute” Said Dae Hyun trying to whisper the last part but I heard him

“Heard what? What did he say?” said Rachel as I refused to tell her. “KAT!”

“Again. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?” yelled a mad Young Guk

“Did you guys really just noticed?” asked a surprised Rachel

“I assume she does this often.” Said a very bright Young Jae

“Yes. Think of it as her talking to herself.” Said Rachel

“Shhhh Rachel. That’s supposed to be a secret.” I whispered loudly

Rachel just looked at me.

“I’ll make Angel appear!” I threaten

“You can’t she isn’t in Korea or in this story.” Said Rachel

By this time the boys had backed out slowly and running away to their rooms scared of the crazy American girls.

“And it’s all your fault.” Said Rachel

And then our good friend Angel appears in the doorway.

“Hi guys!!” she said

“HOW THE FUCK?” screamed Rachel

At this point I am laughing.

“I don’t know. One minute I am at home reading Yaoi and the next I am here.” Said Angel. “How is living with B.A.P?”

“HOW THE FUCK?” screamed Rachel. “HOW ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT?!”

Angel just shrugged.

“KAT! MAKE HER GO BACK!” screamed Rachel.
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​"I love you too bitch." Said Angel hands on her hips​​​​
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​"I'm sorry Angel. I love you but I can't handle you appearing here. You aren't even in the story.
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​"Goodbye Angel." I said waving to her​​​​​​​​​ and laughing
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Angel waved before disappearing from my door way and going back home. Rachel was in shell shock and I was bored so I left, grabbing my camera. I went to the door next to mine and knocked. Zelo answered and looked at me confused.

“Thought you wanted to come with me next time?” I asked him holding up the camera.

“Really?” asked Zelo with a big smile on his face.

“Yes but you have to make sure you won’t be recognized and don’t say a word to anyone.” I told him

He nodded before shutting his door to get dressed. I went to the living room downstairs to wait for him. A few minutes later a boy walked down the stairs. He had a red ball cap on with red sunglasses. He was dressed in tattered jeans and a plan black tee. He looked nothing like the Zelo true fully he kind of reminded me of Young Guk with pink hair. That pink hair was going to be a problem.

He held up a black wig. “I need some help.”

I smiled at him as I made him sit down so I can put the wig on. Once it was on we were out the door and walking when our diver came
running up to us. He gave Zelo a weird look.

“Who is he?” the driver asked

“Zelo.” I replied

“You sure that is wised?”

“Zelo?” I asked him

“I won’t say a word to anyone.” Was Zelo’s replied

“Alright.” The driver said as we continued the walk

We ran into a teenage girl with a B.A.P shirt on.

“Ma’am?” I asked

“Yes?” she said in English

“May I ask you a few questions about B.A.P?” I asked her

She looked a little scared. “Um like what?”

“Like have they changed since their debut? Don’t worry about getting into trouble. I am making a video to show B.A.P what they have become and how much the fans really do love them.” I tried to explain

“So you don’t need my name?” she asked

“Nope. But I would like to film you saying your story.”

“I think that is ok.” She said

I turned on the camera.

“Ok Miss, has B.A.P changed?”

“Yes they have. I have been backstage a few times and the first two they were nice almost loving to their fans. They would even let girls without backstage passes come to the back or they would go out and try to talk to as many as they could. The last time though, something was wrong. They were hatful. A fan wanted Zelo’s and Young Guk’s autograph, she tripped and spilled soda all over both boys. She repeated sorry but both of them just poured the rest of the soda from her cup and their waters on her. She ran away crying. They were so mean. How can you do that to a girl, a fan who adores you?” she said crying at the end.

“Miss? Are you that girl?” I gentle asked

She nodded crying harder.

“And yet you still seem to be loyal to them?” I asked

Again she nodded. I turned the camera off and hugged her. “I am sorry that happened to you. But me and my friend we are trying to turn them back into their loving selves. Thank you so much for your story and your time.” I told her

Our driver handed her a tissue. She whipped her nose and eyes. “You’re welcome and thank you.” She said before leaving.
I turned to Zelo and I noticed tears running down his cheeks.

“Zelo.” I whispered

He dropped to the ground, on his knees.

“Oh Zelo.” I said kneeling in front of him

“Are we really that bad?” he asked

“Sadly yes. I wish I could tell you different.” I told him

“I can’t believe we really did that.” He said. “I remember her and doing that to her but I don’t remember feeling sorry like I do now.”

“I know Zelo. I know.” I said. “You can go back home.”

“I think I will.” He said as he got up. “And Kat, thank you.”

I smiled. “You’re welcome.”

He walked off as we watched him go. One down, five to go. I think bringing Zelo along was a good idea after all.

“Your right.” Said our driver, really need to get his name

“My name is Jae Beom.” Said the diver laughing

“Well Jae Beom let’s get back to work.”

It was dark out when we got done and we got three more people with good stories to show the boys. That now makes five stories totally. I will never give up! Never give up is the title by the way! I made my way home; Jae Beom already went home, when my cell rang. It was Rachel.

“Sup Rachel?” I said

“Come home now!” she said before hanging up

“What?” I said looking at my phone

I hurried home and ran all the way to my room ignoring the boy’s questions. I busted into my room where Rachel sat on my bed with my laptop, headphones in her ears.

“Shut the door.” Said Rachel

I did what I was told and sat on my bed next to her. She handed me the other set of headphones, turning on a video from our camera in the living room. It was the fancy suits and you could even see B.A.P hiding in the background.

“Those girls are ruining our plan!” said fancy suit one

“We have to get rid of them.” Said fancy suit two as they walked out the front door

Looking at the time we saw it was right before the boys came into my room this morning. We looked at each other and knew they came up here to tell us what happened so it was time to tell them what the fancy suits has been telling us.

After getting the boys in my room with the door shut we told them how we are being threatened to be kick out of the streets if we bring fun into their lives.

“I don’t get it.” Said Jong Up

“I thought one of the reasons they brought you here was to show us to be nicer to the fans.” Said Zelo

“Why threaten to kick you to the streets?” asked Dae Hyun

“We won’t let them.” Said Young Guk standing up

“WHAT?!” we all shouted

“We will keep you girls safe.” Said Young Guk

“I thought you hated us the most.” I asked

“Yeah, well you have grown on me.” Said a blushing Young Guk

“AWWWWW.” Cooed me and Rachel

“Stop it! I’m not Zelo!” he cried

“Yeah you have grown on all of us.” Said Young Jae ignoring he leader, Young Guk

“Rachel.” I said

“Yes Kat.”

“It’s time.” I told her

“YES!” she shouted

“Time for what?” questioned a Young Guk

“Don’t you trust us?” I asked

“No.” said all six boys

“Well you’re no fun.” I faked pouted

Rachel brought me a stack of papers. “Which one?”

“You are way too happy.” Stated Dae Hyun

“This one.” I said giving one piece of paper to Rachel

She grinned like an idiot when she saw which one I picked.

“Please Kat?” asked a very adorable Zelo

“Oh Zelo you are a jerk.” I sighed. “It is one of our original Pranks.”

“Original pranks?” asked a scared Young Jae

“More pranks?” asked a freaked out Young Guk

“But this prank will be for the fancy suits.” Replied Rachel

“What prank?” asked Jong Up

“That is for the next chapter.” I grinned

“Next chapter?” asked Dae Hyun

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?” yelled Young Guk

“Ignore her.” Said Rachel. “Do you want to help us?”

The all nodded.

“Let the pranks begin.” Sang me and Rachel