White Christmas

"Three days, really? That's all you lasted?" He asked, incredulously as his young wife was attempting to turn up the thermostat.

"Shut up!" She whined. "It's fucking cold!"

"You big baby, it is not that cold!" he argued.

"Just turn up the heat for me."

"Absolutely not, put on a sweater."

"Then I'll get all sweaty, just turn it up!"

"No way." He crossed his arms over his chest.

"But babe!"

"Nope."

"I'll give you extra sex?" She tried to bribe.

"Not budging." He told her.

"I'll give you extra sex and three blow jobs."

"Not gonna happen honey."

"I'll give you one of your Christmas presents early!"

"No."

"I'll pay the difference in the heating bill."

"It's still not going to happen."

"What will it take to get you to turn up the heat then."

"Admit that I'm right and that the snow sucks." Her eyes widened when he said that.

"But..."

"No buts."

"But..."

He raised an eyebrow at her.

"Alright, you were right and I was wrong, the snow sucks."

He shooed her from in front of the thermostat and turned it up for her with a smirk on his face.