Honey Whiskey

CYBER PUNK | FT. | ROCK N' ROLL

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D.O.B: January 17th, 1985
TRAITS: eats ice cream in the bathtub | hides in hard-to-reach places | hardcore ships merlin and arthur
PROBLEMS IN 2016: walked in on her fiancé and stepsister doing it
LOCATION: currently in her honeymoon suite watching lesbian french films and crying


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D.O.B: August 22nd, 1972
TRAITS: steals condoms and instant ramen | cries to aspca commercials | plays music for girls he likes
PROBLEMS IN 2016: found out his ex-wife is happier than he is
LOCATION: currently working at four seasons where he swears the girl in her honeymoon suite is watching lesbian french films and crying


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