Dalton Academy of Fangirls
||00|| Introduction
To whom it may concern,
My name is Mrs. Simmons and I am the headmaster of the Dalton Academy of Fangirls. Your daughter was chosen because, well, she’s a fangirl duh!
Anyways, here at DAF, she will have a wonderful experience with an entire student body of 1600 students. I personally know that she will have an awesome time here. She can finally talk about her biggest obsession without getting the crazy looks from your next door neighbor calling the police because she has that weird, ultra-crazy obsession(s).
Here, she can talk about 1D, 5SOS, The Wanted, Little Mix, Emblem3, Mindless Behavior, Glee, The Voice, X-Factor, etc., and that will be accepted. She might even get to meet them.
I can fangirl myself, which is why I am the headmaster. The headmaster of DAF, not Hogwarts or Pigfarts. Why would I be headmaster of Pigfarts? It’s all the way in space on Mars. Where do I go shopping?!?! We also have a 24/7 security, a mall, a swimming pool, hot tub, a library, and an arena.
We have a long list of teachers here. Here is your daughter’s schedule:
Period One: Acting Class - Trevino, Michael A; Galifianakis, Zachary, K; Tatum, Channing M
Period Two: All About Fangirling: Oakley, Tyler J
Period Three: The Difference Between Good/Horrible Music - Cowell, Simon P
Period Four: Let’s Talk About Youtubers: Dawson, Shane L; Graceffa, Joey M
Period Five: ~~LUNCH AND MALL PERIOD~~
Period Six: Let’s Talk About Random Stuff - Horan, Niall J; Malik, Zayn J; Payne, Liam J; Styles, Harry E; Tomlinson, Louis W
Period Seven: Let’s Go Cray-Cray In Dance Style - Sevani, Adam G; Stoner, Allison; Ballas, Mark A
This is just a tentative schedule at the moment. She can change it when she gets here.
This is not a boarding school nor a school where you have to wear uniforms. You can just wear clothes that matches the following school colors:
Dark Blue
Red
Grey
White
Those are our school spirit colors. Show our Dalton pride!
Umm…..What else? Oh yeah, the school is almost like a college so your daughter can either stay home and travel back and forth or she can stay at the school. She can stay in the 14 dormitories below as follows:
Gryffindore (For your Harry Potter girls)
Heartbreak Girl (For your 5SOS girls)
Directioners United (For your 1D girls)
Sport-ers (For your sporty girls)
Step By Step (For your musicale girls)
Mixers (For your random girls)
Madea Goes To Jail (XD/For the troublemakers)
W.L.H.S. (Short for We Love Harry Styles/For the Harry girls)
Zefron (For your Star Kid girls)
DarrenCriss (A legendary man who made the school)
Marshall Mathers III (Eminem for those who don’t know/For your other weird girls)
Bellas (For your preppy girls)
21Crew (For your Emo girls)
A Dorm Full of Random People (For your weird girls)
We also have a cafe where students can rejoice and have fun, and also eat. We have a wide variety of food from healthy to junky to random mixes.
We have a fashion designer’s parlor. The parlor is where this group of five amaZAYN women go and make clothes in any form. You want a dress? They’ll make you a dress! You want a blanket? They’ll make you a blanket! You want to marry Riker Lynch? That can’t happen. Sorry. :P
About that last comment, you can in our new and improved Role Play class. Get all negative thoughts out of your tiny little head of yours for one second and read this. Our role playing class is where the students will go if they want to imagine a life being married to someone who’s way outta their league. She’ll enjoy it. Trust me. I do!
If you have any questions, call me at (***) ***-****. I’ll answer at any time. That is unless I’m sleeping. Then I won’t answer.
Anyways, I hope you consider it. If you want to change your schedule, just come out to the office and tell them what classes you want to change.
I hope you have a wonderful day.
May the odds be in your favor,
Mrs. Simmons
P.S.: I almost forgot our motto! Here it is:
“Once a fangirl, always a fangirl. Don’t let no one tell you different!”
My name is Mrs. Simmons and I am the headmaster of the Dalton Academy of Fangirls. Your daughter was chosen because, well, she’s a fangirl duh!
Anyways, here at DAF, she will have a wonderful experience with an entire student body of 1600 students. I personally know that she will have an awesome time here. She can finally talk about her biggest obsession without getting the crazy looks from your next door neighbor calling the police because she has that weird, ultra-crazy obsession(s).
Here, she can talk about 1D, 5SOS, The Wanted, Little Mix, Emblem3, Mindless Behavior, Glee, The Voice, X-Factor, etc., and that will be accepted. She might even get to meet them.
I can fangirl myself, which is why I am the headmaster. The headmaster of DAF, not Hogwarts or Pigfarts. Why would I be headmaster of Pigfarts? It’s all the way in space on Mars. Where do I go shopping?!?! We also have a 24/7 security, a mall, a swimming pool, hot tub, a library, and an arena.
We have a long list of teachers here. Here is your daughter’s schedule:
Period One: Acting Class - Trevino, Michael A; Galifianakis, Zachary, K; Tatum, Channing M
Period Two: All About Fangirling: Oakley, Tyler J
Period Three: The Difference Between Good/Horrible Music - Cowell, Simon P
Period Four: Let’s Talk About Youtubers: Dawson, Shane L; Graceffa, Joey M
Period Five: ~~LUNCH AND MALL PERIOD~~
Period Six: Let’s Talk About Random Stuff - Horan, Niall J; Malik, Zayn J; Payne, Liam J; Styles, Harry E; Tomlinson, Louis W
Period Seven: Let’s Go Cray-Cray In Dance Style - Sevani, Adam G; Stoner, Allison; Ballas, Mark A
This is just a tentative schedule at the moment. She can change it when she gets here.
This is not a boarding school nor a school where you have to wear uniforms. You can just wear clothes that matches the following school colors:
Dark Blue
Red
Grey
White
Those are our school spirit colors. Show our Dalton pride!
Umm…..What else? Oh yeah, the school is almost like a college so your daughter can either stay home and travel back and forth or she can stay at the school. She can stay in the 14 dormitories below as follows:
Gryffindore (For your Harry Potter girls)
Heartbreak Girl (For your 5SOS girls)
Directioners United (For your 1D girls)
Sport-ers (For your sporty girls)
Step By Step (For your musicale girls)
Mixers (For your random girls)
Madea Goes To Jail (XD/For the troublemakers)
W.L.H.S. (Short for We Love Harry Styles/For the Harry girls)
Zefron (For your Star Kid girls)
DarrenCriss (A legendary man who made the school)
Marshall Mathers III (Eminem for those who don’t know/For your other weird girls)
Bellas (For your preppy girls)
21Crew (For your Emo girls)
A Dorm Full of Random People (For your weird girls)
We also have a cafe where students can rejoice and have fun, and also eat. We have a wide variety of food from healthy to junky to random mixes.
We have a fashion designer’s parlor. The parlor is where this group of five amaZAYN women go and make clothes in any form. You want a dress? They’ll make you a dress! You want a blanket? They’ll make you a blanket! You want to marry Riker Lynch? That can’t happen. Sorry. :P
About that last comment, you can in our new and improved Role Play class. Get all negative thoughts out of your tiny little head of yours for one second and read this. Our role playing class is where the students will go if they want to imagine a life being married to someone who’s way outta their league. She’ll enjoy it. Trust me. I do!
If you have any questions, call me at (***) ***-****. I’ll answer at any time. That is unless I’m sleeping. Then I won’t answer.
Anyways, I hope you consider it. If you want to change your schedule, just come out to the office and tell them what classes you want to change.
I hope you have a wonderful day.
May the odds be in your favor,
Mrs. Simmons
P.S.: I almost forgot our motto! Here it is:
“Once a fangirl, always a fangirl. Don’t let no one tell you different!”