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Favorite Fictional Characters Chat
Chapter Eleven
insaneprsnofdoom: Hi.
NotLordV: Um... hello.
insaneprsnofdoom: Have you ever... really just... wanted to fuckin hurt someone?
NotLordV: Yes, yes I have.
insaneprsnofdoom: did you ever, you know... actually do it?
NotLordV: well of course >:D
insaneprsnofdoom: Okay, because I really want to fucking kill someone right now.
NotLordV: Is it that James guy again?
insaneprsnofdoom: Yes. Why does he have to glue pizza to my television?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
NotLordV: I could mentor you. We could be great you know...
insaneprsnofdoom: No thanks... I just... I don’t know. Wish everything would just go away. I just want to be alone, and no one seems to fucking understand that. Sometimes I don’t LIKE people up in my face.
NotLordV: I know what you mean -_- Bellatrix is like that.
insaneprsnofdoom: really? my whole FAMILY is like that.
NotLordV: Well do what I did! Fuck family! I murdered them all.
insaneprsnofdoom: Yeah, well... I DO have a heart, even though it doesn’t seem like it. I’m not the one who deals out death sentences, and I’m not the one who chooses who gets to live and who gets to die.
NotLordV: If you had the choice... would you?
insaneprsnofdoom: ...well... yes I suppose. Then there wouldn’t be anyone I despised... all the idiots would be gone... JUSTIN BEIBER WOULD BE TORTURED TO DEATH!
NotLordV: I like you.
insaneprsnofdoom: Yeah... I noticed. You’re corrupting me. Haha.
KingElessar has logged on
KingElessar: What have I told you about talking to Voldemort on your own?
insaneprsnofdoom: But... he’s supportive! and encouraging!
KingElessar: -_- you CANNOT kill anyone.
insaneprsnofdoom: You kill people...
KingElessar: … I kill ORCS!
insaneprsnofdoom: yeah well, maybe Orcs have feelings too!
KingElessar: Maybe. I doubt it.
insaneprsnofdoom: ...you’re dumb. I’m leaving. It’s not like anyone cares anyways.
insaneprsnofdoom has logged off
NotLordV: Oh COME ON DUDE! I was gonna use her! She was PERFECT FOR MY PLAN!
KingElessar: Um, no.
NotLordV: I just wanted her to brainstorm ways to kill people with me. What the hell?!
KingElessar: OOOOh like a strategy plan?!
NotLordV: Yes.
KingElessar: I think I can help you out with that...
MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD!
Rehtaeh stormed away from her computer, now thoroughly pissed with Aragorn, Voldemort, and pretty much the world in general. She was in a very angsty mood, and needed to find someone to punch. She rounded the corner and saw James sitting in a chair innocently eating pizza. She smiled to herself.
“Hey Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames...” she grinned, pulling out her meatcleaver. Unfortunately for Rehtaeh, Dj happened to see the meatcleaver and take it from her. She started pouting and whining at him, but he just scolded her and put the meatcleaver in a place where she couldn’t reach it. Rehtaeh went to her room and didn’t come back out for the rest of the night.
KingElessar: and THAT’S what a strategy plan is like.
NotLordV: Ooooh. Heehehehehehe! HEHEHEHE! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
KingElessar: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah...
Little_Greenleaf has logged on
Little_Greenleaf: Gorny, what are you doing?
KingElessar: going over strategies with Lord Voldemort.
Little_Greenleaf: AH WHAT?!
KingElessar: What did I- oh. Shit.
NotLordV: MUAHAHAAHAAHAA
shukaku132 has logged on
shukaku132: Hi! Rehtaeh? Harry? Ron? HELLO?!
NotLordV: Hello little girl!
shukaku132: EW PEDO!
KingElessar has logged off
Little_Greenleaf has logged off.
shukaku132: great. I’m gonna be raped by an old smelly man.
NotLordV: HEY!
theking3982 has logged on
theking3982: GET AWAY FROM MAH WOMAN!!
NotLordV: Uh, you can have her
NotLordV has logged off
theking3982: thaaaaaaaaaat’s what I thought.
shukaku132: RON! hi!
theking3982: Hey babeh. Waz goin on?? *winks*
shukaku132: waiting for Rehtaeh and DJ and Harry.
theking3982: Ooooh okay! Harry will be on when Hermione finishes his homework.
shukaku132: -_- wow. Okay then!
insaneprsnofdoom has logged on
dj_hehe909 has logged on
thePLAYAHHH!!6491 has logged on
insaneprsnofdoom: DEEEEJAAAAY! We need a hobbit hole!
dj_hehe909: Really? a hobbit hole? We’re not hobbits!
insaneprsnofdoom: well, what about a place in Rivendell?
dj_hehe909: Do you KNOW the cost of living in RIVENDELL?!
shukaku132: hey gu-
insaneprsnofdoom: How about Gondor? We could live in Minas Tirith with my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great GREAAAAT! *gasp* Grandfather!
dj_hehe909: do we LOOK like Gondorians?!
shukaku132: what’s u-
insaneprsnofdoom: my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great GREAAAAT! Grandfather *gasp* is the King. Jesus DJ.
dj_hehe909: well, okay. What about Rohan though?
shukaku132: how are y-
insaneprsnofdoom: Rohan is for losers!
dj_hehe909: What about Ithilien??
insaneprsnofdoom: NO. MINAS TIRITH!!
shukaku132: -_- GUYS!
insaneprsnofdoom&dj_hehe909: what?
shukaku132: what’s up?
dj_hehe909: we’re moving to middle earth!
insaneprsnofdoom: yep! to Minas Tirith with my grandfather and grandmother!
shukaku132: OOH I LOVE ARWEN!
insaneprsnofdoom: yeaaah that’s a little weird
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: You love her grandmother? I wish I HAD A GRANDMOTHER! *wizard angst*
theking3982: awe, Harry, you can share my family with me!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: thanks man. You’re the best friend a boy could have!
dj_hehe909: Lets call Aragorn and get a house in Minas Tirith!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay!
WILL DJ AND REHTAEH MOVE TO MINAS TIRITH?! WILL RON MARRY SHELBY?! WILL VOLDEMORT RAPE SHELBY WITH HIS PEDONESS? WILL HARRY FIND HIS GRANDPARENTS?! STAY TUUUUUNED!
NotLordV: Um... hello.
insaneprsnofdoom: Have you ever... really just... wanted to fuckin hurt someone?
NotLordV: Yes, yes I have.
insaneprsnofdoom: did you ever, you know... actually do it?
NotLordV: well of course >:D
insaneprsnofdoom: Okay, because I really want to fucking kill someone right now.
NotLordV: Is it that James guy again?
insaneprsnofdoom: Yes. Why does he have to glue pizza to my television?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
NotLordV: I could mentor you. We could be great you know...
insaneprsnofdoom: No thanks... I just... I don’t know. Wish everything would just go away. I just want to be alone, and no one seems to fucking understand that. Sometimes I don’t LIKE people up in my face.
NotLordV: I know what you mean -_- Bellatrix is like that.
insaneprsnofdoom: really? my whole FAMILY is like that.
NotLordV: Well do what I did! Fuck family! I murdered them all.
insaneprsnofdoom: Yeah, well... I DO have a heart, even though it doesn’t seem like it. I’m not the one who deals out death sentences, and I’m not the one who chooses who gets to live and who gets to die.
NotLordV: If you had the choice... would you?
insaneprsnofdoom: ...well... yes I suppose. Then there wouldn’t be anyone I despised... all the idiots would be gone... JUSTIN BEIBER WOULD BE TORTURED TO DEATH!
NotLordV: I like you.
insaneprsnofdoom: Yeah... I noticed. You’re corrupting me. Haha.
KingElessar has logged on
KingElessar: What have I told you about talking to Voldemort on your own?
insaneprsnofdoom: But... he’s supportive! and encouraging!
KingElessar: -_- you CANNOT kill anyone.
insaneprsnofdoom: You kill people...
KingElessar: … I kill ORCS!
insaneprsnofdoom: yeah well, maybe Orcs have feelings too!
KingElessar: Maybe. I doubt it.
insaneprsnofdoom: ...you’re dumb. I’m leaving. It’s not like anyone cares anyways.
insaneprsnofdoom has logged off
NotLordV: Oh COME ON DUDE! I was gonna use her! She was PERFECT FOR MY PLAN!
KingElessar: Um, no.
NotLordV: I just wanted her to brainstorm ways to kill people with me. What the hell?!
KingElessar: OOOOh like a strategy plan?!
NotLordV: Yes.
KingElessar: I think I can help you out with that...
MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD!
Rehtaeh stormed away from her computer, now thoroughly pissed with Aragorn, Voldemort, and pretty much the world in general. She was in a very angsty mood, and needed to find someone to punch. She rounded the corner and saw James sitting in a chair innocently eating pizza. She smiled to herself.
“Hey Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames...” she grinned, pulling out her meatcleaver. Unfortunately for Rehtaeh, Dj happened to see the meatcleaver and take it from her. She started pouting and whining at him, but he just scolded her and put the meatcleaver in a place where she couldn’t reach it. Rehtaeh went to her room and didn’t come back out for the rest of the night.
KingElessar: and THAT’S what a strategy plan is like.
NotLordV: Ooooh. Heehehehehehe! HEHEHEHE! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
KingElessar: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah...
Little_Greenleaf has logged on
Little_Greenleaf: Gorny, what are you doing?
KingElessar: going over strategies with Lord Voldemort.
Little_Greenleaf: AH WHAT?!
KingElessar: What did I- oh. Shit.
NotLordV: MUAHAHAAHAAHAA
shukaku132 has logged on
shukaku132: Hi! Rehtaeh? Harry? Ron? HELLO?!
NotLordV: Hello little girl!
shukaku132: EW PEDO!
KingElessar has logged off
Little_Greenleaf has logged off.
shukaku132: great. I’m gonna be raped by an old smelly man.
NotLordV: HEY!
theking3982 has logged on
theking3982: GET AWAY FROM MAH WOMAN!!
NotLordV: Uh, you can have her
NotLordV has logged off
theking3982: thaaaaaaaaaat’s what I thought.
shukaku132: RON! hi!
theking3982: Hey babeh. Waz goin on?? *winks*
shukaku132: waiting for Rehtaeh and DJ and Harry.
theking3982: Ooooh okay! Harry will be on when Hermione finishes his homework.
shukaku132: -_- wow. Okay then!
insaneprsnofdoom has logged on
dj_hehe909 has logged on
thePLAYAHHH!!6491 has logged on
insaneprsnofdoom: DEEEEJAAAAY! We need a hobbit hole!
dj_hehe909: Really? a hobbit hole? We’re not hobbits!
insaneprsnofdoom: well, what about a place in Rivendell?
dj_hehe909: Do you KNOW the cost of living in RIVENDELL?!
shukaku132: hey gu-
insaneprsnofdoom: How about Gondor? We could live in Minas Tirith with my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great GREAAAAT! *gasp* Grandfather!
dj_hehe909: do we LOOK like Gondorians?!
shukaku132: what’s u-
insaneprsnofdoom: my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great GREAAAAT! Grandfather *gasp* is the King. Jesus DJ.
dj_hehe909: well, okay. What about Rohan though?
shukaku132: how are y-
insaneprsnofdoom: Rohan is for losers!
dj_hehe909: What about Ithilien??
insaneprsnofdoom: NO. MINAS TIRITH!!
shukaku132: -_- GUYS!
insaneprsnofdoom&dj_hehe909: what?
shukaku132: what’s up?
dj_hehe909: we’re moving to middle earth!
insaneprsnofdoom: yep! to Minas Tirith with my grandfather and grandmother!
shukaku132: OOH I LOVE ARWEN!
insaneprsnofdoom: yeaaah that’s a little weird
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: You love her grandmother? I wish I HAD A GRANDMOTHER! *wizard angst*
theking3982: awe, Harry, you can share my family with me!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: thanks man. You’re the best friend a boy could have!
dj_hehe909: Lets call Aragorn and get a house in Minas Tirith!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay!
WILL DJ AND REHTAEH MOVE TO MINAS TIRITH?! WILL RON MARRY SHELBY?! WILL VOLDEMORT RAPE SHELBY WITH HIS PEDONESS? WILL HARRY FIND HIS GRANDPARENTS?! STAY TUUUUUNED!