Favorite Fictional Characters Chat

insaneprsnofdoom has logged on

insaneprsnofdoom: … Once upon a time... there was a monster named Boris. He lived under a nice big bed in a young boys room. Yes, I know, monsters usually live under beds. However, Boris was a d-

shukaku132 has logged on

shukaku132: HAAAAAAAAAI!

insaneprsnofdoom: >.> I WAS WRITING A STORY!

shukaku132: sorry. Carry on! :)

insaneprsnofdoom: ANYWAYS!! Boris was a differ-

NotLordV has logged on

NotLordV: Hello.

insaneprsnofdoom: MOTHERFUCKER! REALLY VOLDEMORT?! REALLY?!

NotLordV: … What did I do?

insaneprsnofdoom: JUST NEVERMIND.

shukaku132: Awe, I wanted to hear the story

insaneprsnofdoom: well you can thank Voldy, cuz you’re not going to.

shukaku132: WOW. THANKS VOLDEMORT.

NotLordV: you’re welcome. XD

insaneprsnofdoom: ugh...

snakecharmer;) has logged on

insaneprsnofdomo: ugh again.

snakecharmer;): hehehe...

insaneprsnofdoom: what, Draco? I’m gonna fuckin punch you.
snakecharmer;): ooooh nothing. Except these NUUUUDE PIIIIICS!! there are... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7... 8!

insaneprsnofdoom: Oh? Okay then...

snakecharmer: Yeah, I’m showing them to EVERYONE I KNOOOOOOW!

insaneprsnofdoom: Nude pics of yourself?

snakecharmer;): nooo of.. well, I think you know this person very well ;)

insaneprsnofdoom: Is it Harry? Is he sending naked pictures to unsuspecting girls? And by that I mean you?

snakecharmer;): >.> NO.

shukaku132: BAHAHA PWNED!

insaneprsnofdoom: wow Shelby.

snakecharmer;): No, they’re not of me or Harry. They’re of a very sexy person ;)

insaneprsnofdoom:... MY HUSBAND?!?!?!

snakecharmer;): -_- no...

insaneprsnofdoom: NIKKI SIXX?!

snakecharmer;): who?

insaneprsnofdoom: MEEEEE?!?!?!

snakecharmer;): Yes, and might I say you like pretty sexy. I wish I could have a piece of that...

insaneprsnofdoom: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! I’M GONNA KILL COLIN!!

shukaku132: hehehehehe

NotLordV: Oh, wow, those are some... very nice pictures... heh... I am... uh...

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insaneprsnofdoom: EWWWWWWW HE’S JACKING OFF TO MY PICTUUUUUURES!!

shukaku132: um... I really hope Ron doesn’t log on.

insaneprsnofdoom: why?

shukaku132: because. He might also cheat on me with YOOOOU!

insaneprsnofdoom: those were MEANT for my husband! I’m not a hooker. usually.

snakecharmer;): whatever you say, Mistress Bondage.

insaneprsnofdoom: DON’T YOU HAVE TO BE A FAG SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

shukaku132: fag is a bad word!

insaneprsnofdoom: you’re right. I’m sorry. GO AWAY FAIRY!

snakecharmer;): I will. By the way... Hagrid likes them too!

insaneprsnofdoom: O_____________O

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insaneprsnofdoom: oh my god...

shukaku132: XD

thePLAYAHHH!!6491 has logged on

thePLAYAHHH!!6491: hey guys. *busts out laughing*

insaneprsnofdoom: >.>

thePLAYAHHH!!6491: *laughs harder*

insaneprsnofdoom: :(

shukaku132: Harry don’t be mean!

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thePLAYAHHH!!6491: I’m sorry! haha! But this are just so funny!

shukaku132: how is this funny?

thePLAYAHHH!!6491: bc! First Rehtaeh had scandalous pictures... and NOW HERMIONE DOES!

shukaku132: XD YES! YEEES! AHAHAHA!

thePLAYAHHH!!6491: She did get pretty hot though.

shukaku132: >.>

thePLAYAHHH!!6491: sorry.

shukaku132: you better be. I HAVE A PLAN LOG OFF!

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xHalfaPrincex has logged on

shukaku132: SNAPE HELP ME

xHalfaPrincex: with what?

shukaku132: I need revenge on Ron and Hermione. Can you take 400 points from each of them every time they talk to each other?!

xHalfaPrincex: YES. But I need a reason

shukaku132: 400 points from Ron for talking to someone SO ugly, and 400 from Hermione for being so ugly.

xHalfaPrincex: YES. YES OF COURSE I WILL.

shukaku132: YES! thanks Snape!

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lucious_mayun has logged on
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lucious_mayun: I HEARD OF EVIL BEING PLOTTED?! *pirouette*

xHalfaPrincex: Yeah, just some kid stuff, don’t worry about it

bellabellabellaTRIX!: Alright. :D HEHEHE

snakecharmer;): papa, why is aunt bella so happy?

lucious_mayun: because she just got laid.

snakecharmer;): 0_O eWWWEEEEwwwww

lucious_mayun: xD

bellabellabellaTRIX!: :D

NotLordV: yes, yes she did ;)

snakecharmer;): EW!

bellabellabellaTRIX!: you wish you were being laid...

xHalfaPrincex: xD yeah, he has naked pictures of some chick in his pockets.

snakecharmer;): HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

xHalfaPrincex: HAHAHA IT’S THE MUGGLE CHICK!

lucious_mayun: I am very disappointed in you.

bellabellabellaTRIX!: ew...

NotLordV: xD

snakecharmer;): VOLDEMORT HAS THE PICTURES TOO!

NotLordV: yeah, but I do what I want.

snakecharmer;): >.<

insaneprsnofdoom has logged on

insaneprsnofdoom: I’M NOT A GODDAMN MUGGLE.

xHalfaPrincex: lol I love the pictures...

insaneprsnofdoom: shut your dick, Prince boy.

xHalfaPrincex: … what?

insaneprsnofdoom: I don’t even know. THEY WERE FOR MY HUSBAND, OKAY?!

xHalfaPrincex: suuuure....

snakecharmer;): I wish I was your husband. Hot DAMN! You don’t know what I’d give to bang a girl THAT hot.

insaneprsnofdoom: O_O

snakecharmer;): I’d become a RAPIST to get that hot piece of ass...

insaneprsnofdoom: I’M GOING TO GO LIVE IN A HOLE UNDERGROUND SOMEWHERE FOR A WHILE BAI.

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NotLordV: … your son is just awkward Lucius.

luscious_mayun: -_- tell me about it...

snakecharmer;): MEANY HEADS.

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bellabellabellaTRIX!: that poor confused little boy...

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NotLordV: WAIT UP BELLA!

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lucious_mayun: … uh...

xHalfaPrincex: uh...

lucious_mayun: it was nice speaking to you Severus. I’ll see you at the next quidditch match. Bye

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WILL REHTAEH EVER LIVE THIS DOWN?! WILL SHELBY’S EVIL PLAN WORK?! WILL SNAPE AND LUCIUS EVER ACTUALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER IN FRIENDLY TERMS?! WILL DRACO BECOME A RAPIST?! WILL DJ EVER LOG ON AGAIN?! WILL COLIN GET KILLED?! DID HAGRID REALLLY SEE THOSE PICTURES?! ALL THIS AND MORE IN THE NEXT CHATROOM! STAY TUNED!