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An original cliche written by an original Shay
1. She/He is a Disney movie!
Definition: Amazing, jaw-dropping, may make you cry, the absolute best, wonderful etc.
2. Type like the wind blogger!
Definition: A motivational phrase bloggers use when they need to hurriedly update their blog.
3. You're the Shay to my Lilly
Definition: Soul-mate, significant other, best friend, sister etc. To be very close.
4. Ew, their an android....
Definition: Not as good, low quality, unbecoming.
5. He's such a Hans.
Definition: Backstabbing, no good, sly, unworthy.
6. Don't give me that sassy fetus Louis Tomlinson attitude!
Definition: To be saucy, or over-dramatic.
7. Smile like you're Taylor Swift receiving yet another Grammy.
Definition: Smile without holding back
8. She looks like a book, but is actually a kindle.
Definition: She seems awesome, but is in fact a fake impostor.
9. Causes me to sputter like a Ford engine!
Definition: Scrambling for words, dying on the inside
10. If only this were fictional
Definition: Wishing your life was a book/movie that you could put down/pause
Definition: Amazing, jaw-dropping, may make you cry, the absolute best, wonderful etc.
2. Type like the wind blogger!
Definition: A motivational phrase bloggers use when they need to hurriedly update their blog.
3. You're the Shay to my Lilly
Definition: Soul-mate, significant other, best friend, sister etc. To be very close.
4. Ew, their an android....
Definition: Not as good, low quality, unbecoming.
5. He's such a Hans.
Definition: Backstabbing, no good, sly, unworthy.
6. Don't give me that sassy fetus Louis Tomlinson attitude!
Definition: To be saucy, or over-dramatic.
7. Smile like you're Taylor Swift receiving yet another Grammy.
Definition: Smile without holding back
8. She looks like a book, but is actually a kindle.
Definition: She seems awesome, but is in fact a fake impostor.
9. Causes me to sputter like a Ford engine!
Definition: Scrambling for words, dying on the inside
10. If only this were fictional
Definition: Wishing your life was a book/movie that you could put down/pause