Master of Sardonic Wit

He was James Euringer, former business man with tons of suits. Now on a major label with his band mates Steven Montano, Vanessa YT and Jennifer Dunn, also known as Kitty for the friends. However, the time that it takes them to grow as a band is shorter than it takes the label to realize how big they can be.

Thankfully, James and the band still have a brain and continue promoting their little band the same way they did before signing on a label.

Now if only those managers could stop whining.

Disclaimer : I don't own, nor know, Mindless Self Indulgence

Author's Note : I don't know Mindless Self Indulgence myself, never even met them but I'm trying to make this story as realistic as possible, using all the important dates I can find on the band in order to help the story progress and reach it's end. Please bare with me if you think I'm wrong about something, information can be hard to find and it's not always easy to put it in a story. I try my best to make this story as accurate and realistic as possible (so leave some comments and let me know that this story is worth continuing). Have fun reading!

~MJLS

1.
“Now who in God's name is Darth Vader?”
2.
“Sheesh woman, it's just a color,”
3.
"I mean, we're both two losers that have no dating life and yet you insist we spend money on gifts, how does that work out?”
4.
“Well that's because you're a stick,”
5.
“How did we go from hugging on the couch to this?”
6.
“Because I say so! Now make out!"
7.
“Don't deny the fact that we met in the dark and you kissed me!”
8.
“Now all we need is some sappy music,”
9.
“mother***ing boats.”
10.
"Because my ass looks amazing in them!”
11.
“Go away, this is my pink tour bus! Get your own!”
12.
“Oh my god! Dark Horse Comics!”
13.
“Well you know, him, me, a couple of beers, a hotel room,”
14.
“That's not the point!”
15.
"Look, I know he has a fine ass but he's not interested."
16.
“What do reading glasses have to do with me dropping eggs on the floor?”
17.
“Who the *** is Jack?”
18.
“Burger King makes a superior meal!”
19.
"Which makes me a bad Santa!”
20.
“He's such a special person isn't he?”
21.
“Chantal and Jimmy, sitting in a tree-”
22.
“Jimmy Urine does not sulk,”
23.
“Pft, blasphemy.”
24.
“Next time, you can join me, maybe then I won't be sore,”
25.
“Uhm, my hair looks like shit?”
26.
"Oh come on, it was only 13%."
27.
“James shut up please.”
28.
“Connections my dear Steve, connections.”
29.
“You know, maybe they work together and beat Magneto?”
30.
"The hate mail's okay, it's those pesky interviews we can't stomach."
31.
“Psht, asshole.”