Saint ***butt’s Home for the Elderly and Unstable
Saint Whorebutt’s Home for the Elderly and Unstable
Established 2048
2068 Brochure
Here at Saint Whorebutt’s, we really care for the aged and decrepit members of the musical community.
Now in our 20th year of providing care, we believe in good old fashioned values, and so we run the as if it were the very beginning of the century. Because this was the time at which many of our residents were at their most successful, they find a sense of peacefulness and belonging.
Visiting hours are very flexible, and overnight accommodation is available for visitors at a small extra cost*.
Ex-patrons (May they Rest in Peace) include Matt Bellamy, Dave Grohl, Billie Joe Armstrong and many more**!
So, if you want the best for your elderly relative, call 0800-KRUSTY Today!
*$256 per person per nigh, meals and VAT not included
**Less valued clients include Dolly Parton and Chad Kroeger, but please don’t judge us on that.
Call now for a complimentary ballpoint pen!
Written with Chadam aka. the lovely Morgan! She writes so much better than me it's not even funny... except it is. Very.
Yeah, we don't own anyone except for the nurses, please don't sue/eat us =D
Established 2048
2068 Brochure
Here at Saint Whorebutt’s, we really care for the aged and decrepit members of the musical community.
Now in our 20th year of providing care, we believe in good old fashioned values, and so we run the as if it were the very beginning of the century. Because this was the time at which many of our residents were at their most successful, they find a sense of peacefulness and belonging.
Visiting hours are very flexible, and overnight accommodation is available for visitors at a small extra cost*.
Ex-patrons (May they Rest in Peace) include Matt Bellamy, Dave Grohl, Billie Joe Armstrong and many more**!
So, if you want the best for your elderly relative, call 0800-KRUSTY Today!
*$256 per person per nigh, meals and VAT not included
**Less valued clients include Dolly Parton and Chad Kroeger, but please don’t judge us on that.
Call now for a complimentary ballpoint pen!
Written with Chadam aka. the lovely Morgan! She writes so much better than me it's not even funny... except it is. Very.
Yeah, we don't own anyone except for the nurses, please don't sue/eat us =D
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Chapter Oneizzle
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Where Is Bob?
Um... I hope this doesn't offend anyone... :D