It's Just Not That Simple

Word of advice, never, under any circumstances, become friends with a guy in a band. Particularly a guy in band with worldwide fame. Unless of course you want your life turned upside down, your dreams crushed and your heart shredded into tiny little pieces, never to be while again. The minute that guy looks your way, run. Run for the hills. Run for the oceans. Run for the moon. Just run. As far and as fast from him as you can. If he follows, lose him in a maze, travel the world, but never let on where you’re going. Just steer clear at him at all costs. Because that’s exactly what I should’ve done.