The Adventures of Gerard

Suddenly, Gerard fell out the window and landed on the concrete. Frank happened to be nearby. He screamed and ran over to Gerard.

"GERARD! DON'T DIE!" He screamed and started crying and rolling around on the ground. Gerard sat up. He suddenly felt all special and fuzzy inside because Frank was his bestest buddy.

"FRANKIE M'BOY!" Gerard screamed and hugged Frank. Frank screamed.

"Are you Gee's ghost?" He asked in a shaky voice. Before Gerard could answer, Ray threw a TV at Frank's head.

"OWWIE!" Frank screamed. He died. Gerard got sad again.

"RAY WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" Gerard and Ray had a staring contest because they were angry. Ray won.

"Because you guys aren't paying attention to me!" Ray whined and threw a box of crap at Bob who happened to be standing there. Bob died.

"NOOOOOOO!" Gerard cried because all his friends were dead. "You're not my friend anymore because you threw a TV at Frank's head!"

"Let's get married Gerard!"

"Okay!"

So Gerard and Ray got married, had 234873249587395737568379 children and got in a car accident and died.

THE END!