Till Death Do Us Party
Party with a Princess
Robert Newlawn Park.
Charles sees her reading the sign.
"We call it Nolawn around here. No body around here has got shit. In fact there is this cat named Gethro. You see Gethro sold all the copper piping in his house for meth. He even pawed his front door. If you walk by his lot it reeks. He literally shits in the yard. I saw that man get drunk and piss on a lamp, the be-damned thing caught fire and singed his eyebrows off."
"Yep", added Seth, "Thats about all you need to know about Nolawn."
We walk a few more yards and they see a brown mobile home with a small metal porch. The only home with a porch. Several cars are parked outside. They look like they have been there for centuries. If that is even possible.
We step up to the porch. The awning is metal and so is its support when I touche it she gets a shock. "Ouch!"
The boys light up with laughter!
"Err yea, I forgot to mention not to touch that. It tends to zapp people."
Charles sees her reading the sign.
"We call it Nolawn around here. No body around here has got shit. In fact there is this cat named Gethro. You see Gethro sold all the copper piping in his house for meth. He even pawed his front door. If you walk by his lot it reeks. He literally shits in the yard. I saw that man get drunk and piss on a lamp, the be-damned thing caught fire and singed his eyebrows off."
"Yep", added Seth, "Thats about all you need to know about Nolawn."
We walk a few more yards and they see a brown mobile home with a small metal porch. The only home with a porch. Several cars are parked outside. They look like they have been there for centuries. If that is even possible.
We step up to the porch. The awning is metal and so is its support when I touche it she gets a shock. "Ouch!"
The boys light up with laughter!
"Err yea, I forgot to mention not to touch that. It tends to zapp people."