The Great Sea Quellin and Other One Chapter Average Stories

- This is a Band
- Buttered Straw
- Patrick is a Doll
- 4 Whole Months
- Guy on a Lawn
- Mother on a Lawn
- Moth on a Lawn
- Crêpes on Parade
- Judging Bailey's Bathing Suit
- Ella
- We Are Not Named Bella
- No Homo, Bro

- Like Mike, Sports?
- Reasons Babies Cry
- A Breezy, Non-Threatening Sort of Way
- What I'm Used to Cooking On
- Grils Just Wanna' Have Fun
- Gril On a Lawn
- Bust a Nutterbutter
- Blame My Dog
- David, Blame Me
- Paler Rainbow Fish
- Goose of Love
- And Last Yet...
- Jennifer On a Diet