Damn, Daniel
no, daniel
“So I reckon it’s my turn to use the camera.”
“You know you take photos with a camera, right? Not a video?”
“Kimi, you’re the one that’s been calling it a camera the whole time.”
“Oh, yeah. Oops.”
“So. My turn. State your full name for the purpose of this project.’
“Kimiko Sexy-Woman.”
“Oh Kimi, you make me laugh.”
“I try.”
“You know I’m going to put this into the project, yeah?”
“I’m sure Miss Harris will get a good laugh out of it.”
“She’s hot.”
“And a good teacher.”
“That too.”
“Uh huh.”
“So Kimi, what do you like doing in your spare time?”
“Writing. And binge-watching TV shows.”
“Oh man, two equally intriguing questions I could ask there.”
“I know you’re dying to ask about the TV shows.”
“Your sarcasm gets better and better.”
“I’m learning from the best.”
“Your flirting skills are getting better too.”
“I learned that on my own.”
“I’m impressed.”
“That’s not the only thing you’ll be impressed by.”
“Oh really? What else will I be impressed by?”
“Uh…I don’t know where I was going with that.”
“Nah nah, you have to continue now.”
“Noooo, Daniel. I’m blushing.”
“Yeah, I can tell.”
“You’re just teasing me now.”
“You make it so easy.”
“Lucky you find me so cute, right?”
“Nice save!”
“I aim to please.”
“Oh, you’ve definitely pleased me.”
“Did you mean for that to sound super sexual?”
“I love how you say that with a red face.”
“I feel like we’re getting extremely distracted here.”
“It’s probably a good thing you’ve been asking the questions instead of me, huh?”
“I’m not going to deny it.”
“Haha. Okay. What type of things do you write?”
“Fiction stuff. Short pieces. I’m not so good at finishing stories.”
“How come?”
“Commitment issues.”
“In real life?”
“Just in story writing, dude.”
“Remember when we were talking about my family doing my head in?”
“Yeah?”
“And you agreed?”
“I did agree, didn’t I.”
“Would you like to elaborate on that?”
“Not particularly.”
“Kimi, we’re not going to pass this assignment if you keep evading my questions.”
“It’s not my fault you keep asking stupid questions.”
“So you’re allowed to ask me personal questions but I’m not allowed to ask you any?”
…
“Kimi.”
…
“Kimi?”
…
“Kimi, come on. Don’t leave.”
…
“Kimi, I’m sorry. Can you come back?”
“You know you take photos with a camera, right? Not a video?”
“Kimi, you’re the one that’s been calling it a camera the whole time.”
“Oh, yeah. Oops.”
“So. My turn. State your full name for the purpose of this project.’
“Kimiko Sexy-Woman.”
“Oh Kimi, you make me laugh.”
“I try.”
“You know I’m going to put this into the project, yeah?”
“I’m sure Miss Harris will get a good laugh out of it.”
“She’s hot.”
“And a good teacher.”
“That too.”
“Uh huh.”
“So Kimi, what do you like doing in your spare time?”
“Writing. And binge-watching TV shows.”
“Oh man, two equally intriguing questions I could ask there.”
“I know you’re dying to ask about the TV shows.”
“Your sarcasm gets better and better.”
“I’m learning from the best.”
“Your flirting skills are getting better too.”
“I learned that on my own.”
“I’m impressed.”
“That’s not the only thing you’ll be impressed by.”
“Oh really? What else will I be impressed by?”
“Uh…I don’t know where I was going with that.”
“Nah nah, you have to continue now.”
“Noooo, Daniel. I’m blushing.”
“Yeah, I can tell.”
“You’re just teasing me now.”
“You make it so easy.”
“Lucky you find me so cute, right?”
“Nice save!”
“I aim to please.”
“Oh, you’ve definitely pleased me.”
“Did you mean for that to sound super sexual?”
“I love how you say that with a red face.”
“I feel like we’re getting extremely distracted here.”
“It’s probably a good thing you’ve been asking the questions instead of me, huh?”
“I’m not going to deny it.”
“Haha. Okay. What type of things do you write?”
“Fiction stuff. Short pieces. I’m not so good at finishing stories.”
“How come?”
“Commitment issues.”
“In real life?”
“Just in story writing, dude.”
“Remember when we were talking about my family doing my head in?”
“Yeah?”
“And you agreed?”
“I did agree, didn’t I.”
“Would you like to elaborate on that?”
“Not particularly.”
“Kimi, we’re not going to pass this assignment if you keep evading my questions.”
“It’s not my fault you keep asking stupid questions.”
“So you’re allowed to ask me personal questions but I’m not allowed to ask you any?”
…
“Kimi.”
…
“Kimi?”
…
“Kimi, come on. Don’t leave.”
…
“Kimi, I’m sorry. Can you come back?”
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woah kimi y u gettin' so defensive for