How to Ditch Your Baggage

1. Start running
2. Change paths a lot
3. Do not stop running
4. Ignore any pleas for help
5. Don't look back
6. Run faster, bitch
7. Find a vehicle
8. Continue on wheels
9. Don't turn around for nothin'

At this time, I'd like to go on record that 'baggage' is actually a person. You're ditching a person.

I hope you feel like shit, cause I sure don't.