Boys

"I really thought this one would be alright." Alex sighs as he slides back into the booth, taking a sip of water to calm himself down. The two friends don't even question what the hell the boy's talking about, because at this point, it's seemingly all they talk about.

Alex can't seem to keep a boyfriend.

The worst part about it is that Alex doesn't even think anything's off. Sometimes there are hardly even days between dates or hookups and Alex sees absolutely nothing wrong with it. Maybe one day he'll just stop and settle with the fact that he can't commit. But that day isn't today.

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hi, so, 75% of this is a little silly and not meant to be taken seriously; a little on the verge of a crack!fic, i'd say. but this shit is 18k+ words and i've worked too long and hard on it to deem it a crack!fic so, that's not what we're calling it.

for ref, i'd say the boys are around 22-24, somewhere around that range. also, the adam is elmakias and tom is falcone, if that wasn't obvious. gotta show the photographers some love.

there are many different pairings in here, but it's eventual jalex, don't worry.