Status: Heyyy! (:

Devil's Angel


"If you were my husband, I swear I'd poison your tea!"
He was so rude, so mean and so devilish, she didn't know how she could ever like him. No, liking would be going too far. She didn't know how to stand in the same room with him. And he was too much like her younger brother. Snobbish, arrogant and a total jerk. If possible, she would kill him someday. Hell, she would be justified in the act too. For all she knew, the man was the devil's incarnate himself.
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"If you were my wife, I'd drink it. I could swear on that too."
She was... weird. Way too weird. She was foolish, nonsensical, untalented and annoying. But that was the tip of the iceberg. She stood on tables and chairs when she was excited, she always seemed lost, and she definitely didn't know how to carry herself. Hell, she didn't know how to talk too. Nevertheless, it was kind of amusing. She was stupid, but watching her was fun until she opened her mouth and spoiled it all, of course. But... she was adorable in a weird kind of way too. Ridiculously hilarious. Funnily cute.
Entered in The Genre Prompt Contest.