‹ Prequel: *** Dock

*** Destroyer

right hole?

“Hallie.”

“Liam.”

“Hi.”

“Hi.”

“Do you feel awkward or is it just me?”

“Just you, babe.”

“So.”

“The day has come.”

“So it has.”

“I’m not sure why this has to be a big deal, but I guess it’d make sense. You are such a drama queen.”

“Hey! This is an important moment, okay?”

“The first time you lose your straight virginity?”

“Yes!”

“Liam, I love you and all, but you’re such a dork.”

“Love you too, Hallie.”

“Alright loverboy, let’s get comfortable.”

“Clothes off?”

“Have you ever heard of foreplay?”

“Oh right. I’m good at that, yeah?”

“It’s like you’ve never heard me moan your name before.”

“Why are my cheeks so red?”

“Do I make you flustered?”

“Hallie, we both know the answer to this.”

“Sorry Liam, you make it too easy.”

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“So all I have to do is put my thing….in there.”

“All you have to do is insert your penis into my vagina, yes.”

“What does a vagina feel like?”

“It’s like a warm home for your dick to come into. Pun intended.”

“I want to preface by saying that even though I watched a ton of porn to prepare me, I’m still nervous.”

“Do you want me to go on top?”

“I was hoping you would.”

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“Is this okay?”

“Hallie, how am I supposed to know….oh.”

“Good oh?”

Great oh. Oh. Oh!”

Oh!

“Hey, that’s a different hole.”

“Ah!”

“Why’d you move?”

“You slipped into the wrong hole!”

“Or the right hole.”

“Just because you enjoy ass play, it doesn’t mean that I do.”

“Sorry! It just slipped.”

“I know, it’s a thing that happens. Just uh, I don’t know, focus?”

“Hallie, it’s a bit hard to focus when your tits are bouncing all over the place.”

“I do have a nice rack, don’t I?”

“They’re my favourite pair.”

“Aw. Aren’t you nice.”

“Mind you, they’re the only pair I’ve ever seen in real life, but they’re still good.”

“Hahahahaha thanks Liam.”

“So uh, do you want to try again?”

“Yeah. But uh, can I be on the bottom this time?”

“Uh…”

“Don’t worry, I’ll guide you.”

“You better.”

“Liam, of course.”

“Right. Sorry. Okay. C’mere for a second.”

“I like your kisses.”

“I like you.”

“Yeah, you go alright.”

“Do I need a condom?”

“Ah, you know just what to say to make this moment even more romantic.”

“Yes, well I’m quite good at that.”

“No, you don’t need a condom. I mean, you can put one on if you like but I’m on the pill so we can go bareback.”

“I always wore condoms with the guys I fucked.”

“Isn’t bareback better though?”

“Yeah, but I fucked a lot of guys and y’know, I’d like to not get STD’s.”

“Ah, the peak of romance. STD talk.”

“I’m a smooth guy.”

“Ha! I can tell.”

“Alright, so uh, you ready?”

“Ready when you are.”

“Okay. Um, did you want to open your legs maybe?”

“Oh god, my bad.”

“It’s fine. Okay, you know what, I’m just gonna have a little peek just to see where I’m going.”

“Go for your life. You can use your hands if you want to know the exact spot and all.”

“Is this your way of you telling me you want some more foreplay?”

“Duh.”

“I’d rather use just a finger or two, if that’s alright.”

“Yeah, that’s more than....woah.”

“Right hole?”

“Liam.”

“Yes?”

“Liam!”

“Hallie, is there something wrong?”

“Liam I swear to God if you don’t stick your dick in me right now I will….oh, this is much better.”

“Hmmm?”

“Keep your mouth down there where it belongs!”

“I love it when you get bossy on me.”

“It means you’re doing a good job.”

“Oh believe me, I know.”

“Liam.”

“Yes, Hallie?”

“I’m close.”

“And incredibly aroused.”

“Yes.”

“Yes.”

“I’m ready.”

“Okay.”

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“Liam.”

“Is this okay?”

“Perfect.”

“Really?”

Yes.

“Right hole?”

“You’re fucking with me, right?”

“Technically I’m fucking you, but yes, I am.”

“Just shut up and go for your life, Liam.”

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“Hallie, I’m close.”

“Same.”

“Wouldn’t it be cool if we came in sync?”

“They say that the more that lovers tend to fuck, they become more in sync with their finishing times.”

“So because this is our first time together, we’re going to finish at different times?”

“I’m a seasoned professional at this sex thing, and you’re doing alright time wise, so I think we’ll be fine.”

“Do you find that our talking while fucking kills the mood or you good?”

“I don’t mind conversation. It helps me focus.”

“Same.”

“Okay but seriously I’m going to finish soon, so if you could pick up the speed that would be…swell.”

“Hallie.”

Liam.”

Hallie.

“Liam!”

“Jesus Christ.”

“You’re telling me.”

“Sorry, I couldn’t hold it in any longer.”

“If you gotta nut, you gotta nut. I feel you.”

“Can we cuddle?”

“Of course.”

“You smell nice.”

“I’m wearing perfume.”

“No I mean like, your natural smell. You smell like roses and a hot dinner that’s sitting in front of the TV where the footy is on.”

“Are you drunk?”

“Drunk in love.”

“Aw.”

“I’m a sap.”

“I don’t mind.”

Aw.”

“So if you had to give that a rating, what would you give it?”

“Considering it was my first time fucking a girl, 8. But because it was with you, 12.”

“Out of?”

“10.”

“Nice.”

“You go alright.”

“Thanks, Liam.”

“You were right, by the way.”

“About what?”

“What your vagina feels like. It’s like a warm home made only for me. But it’s less like a home and more like a mansion because you’re the best.”

“The very best.”

“That no one ever was.”

“You wanna play Pokemon Go later?”

“Only if I can poke-you later.”

“Smooth. You wanna go again now?”

“Oh, no can do.”

“Why not?”

“Dude, you have, quite literally, destroyed my dick.”

“They call me the dick destroyer for a reason.”

“Who has ever called you that?”

“You just did.”

“Ah...fuck me.”

"You wish."

"I just did."

"Ah...fuck."
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i hope this has made you laugh and feel a little awkward as it did me

ps liz i hope this was the sequel you were looking for
and i hope it was to your SATISFACTION