Status: going strong!! || this formatting is a pain in my caboose

Sam Is Typing

sixteen hours

ROBIN: Hey

SAM: You're in the next room over why the texting

ROBIN: Because I'm not walking over there
ROBIN:
Did Holly just send you some stupid fucking email?

SAM: Eh she sent it a couple of hours ago
SAM: It is stupid, isn't it?

ROBIN: Yeah
ROBIN: I'm trying to clear my inbox to get the alerts off my phone and here comes this shit

SAM: I don't know why she bothered
SAM: Is anyone gonna forward it?

ROBIN: Aren't you
ROBIN: You're pretty scary

SAM: I'm not
SAM: I'm moderately brave

ROBIN: Bull
ROBIN: You're a puss

SAM: I hate both of you on an incredibly equal level
SAM: I don't get scared that easy okay
SAM: And I know that this chain mail shit isn't real

ROBIN: Okay okay
ROBIN: But how do you know they're not real?

SAM: Gee I don't know
SAM: Call it intuition

ROBIN: He always comes for the nonbelievers
ROBIN: (;☉_☉)

SAM: I will never forgive Holly for showing you those stupid Kaomojis

ROBIN: They're adorable fuck you

SAM: Won't catch me using them

ROBIN: GOOD NO ONE WANTS YOU TO

SAM: Uh huh
SAM: Look I have things to do so we can continue this horrible conversation later

ROBIN: What could you possibly have to do at 4 in the morning?
ROBIN: Is it sexy or illegal

SAM: Neither
SAM: It's sleep

ROBIN: Without me? (」゜ロ゜)」
Read at 4:26 am
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i like how they pick and choose which questions to punctuate.