Sam Is Typing

ROBIN: I've been thinking

SAM: Oh God no

ROBIN: Hey so fuck you
ROBIN: But I was thinking about the chain letter thing
ROBIN: And like
ROBIN: You'd never really know if someone died from not forwarding

SAM: I regret asking already but explain?

ROBIN: So the messages will say you'll die if you don't pass it on or whatever
ROBIN: But they don't really say how
ROBIN: Someone could've been choked by the angry spirit and people just think they choked on food or something
ROBIN: Or they got hung by the spirit but people think they did it on purpose
ROBIN: So how do you really know?

SAM: I guess you don't
SAM: Unless of course
SAM: You're not an idiot

ROBIN: Yeah sure act big now
ROBIN: Wait til little TimmyBilly gets you

SAM: Oh I'm shaking
SAM: Did you even forward it?

ROBIN: Hell yeah man
ROBIN: I'm not taking any chances
ROBIN: I'm too young to die

SAM: Right of course

ROBIN: I can sense sarcasm through messages Samuel
ROBIN: You're lucky I have something to do that is preventing me from witting you to west hell

SAM: Uh huh
SAM: When you come back, bring food