The Black Parade
The Black Parade (Parody)
Gerard: When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band...
*30 years ago*
Father:Shit we forgot Mikey *gets Mikey*
Mikey: Dad I don't want to go to some stupid marching band
Father:Dont worry child
Father: Sons, when you grow up will you be the saviors of the broken, the beaten and the damned?
Mikey: No! I want to be a Unicorn!!!
Gerard: I just want to play music dad!
Father:Will you defeat them Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made
Mikey: That's some deep shit
Gerard: Shut up Mikey
Father: Because one day i'll leave you
Gerard: NO DAD DON'T LEAVE ME
Father: A phantom to lead you in the summer
Mikey: But it's Winter
Father: To join the black parade
Gerard: Hey that could be a name of an album. Nice thinking Dad!
Mikey: What's a black parade? Is it like a club?
Gerard: Mikey you're so stupid! It's obviously a parade where people dress in black.
Mikey: Whatever, hey where did dad go?
Gerard: I have no idea
Mikey: Oh MY GOd Gerard he's in the hospital! HE HAS CANCER!!
Gerard: I should write a song about that…
Mikey: GERARD THIS IS SERIOUS I HAVE TO GET IN MY UNICORN COSTUME!!!
Gerard: c'mon we have to go save Dad!
Mikey and Gerard: *Ride a parade float to the hospital*
Gerard: HELP!!!11!! I'M STUCK IN A TV!!!!!!!!
Mikey: I CAN'T FIND MY UNICORN COSTUME
Father: I HAVE CANCER
Brendon: WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
Mikey: All I can Find is this weird oversized black jacket!
Frank: You're supposed to put that on you dickhead
Mikey: *puts on jacket* did you know that my brother is a jacket slut
Gerard: *winks*
Bob: Guys, its about to start cmon
Gerard: Well it would actually be nice if I could get out of here since i'm stuck in a fucking TV
Ray: GUYS WE NEED TO GO NOW! GERARD YOU STAY HERE AND WAIT TILL YOUR SOLO
Pete: yO WHAT THE FUCCKKKK YO THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOPE
Patrick: Pete stop you'll distract them!
Bob and Mikey and Frank and Ray: Get on float
*piano starts playing*
Gerard: *breaks the glass of the TV and escapes* YEAHHHHH\
Gerard: *runs over to dad* FATHER ARE YOU OK??!!
Father: *puts his hand up like in welcome to the black parade video*
Gerard: Dad, are you okay?
*Scene turns into the black parade
Gerard: Hey where did the hospital- oh.
Mikey: yO Gerry! Look at me I'm pursuing my dream!
Gerard: I thought you were going to be A unicorn
Mikey: plans change, I want to be Emo now!!!!!!!!!
(just a reminder that this takes place when everyone is 9 years old)
Mikey:*Violently playing electric guitar* FRICKEN PUNK
Josh: SO PUNK!
Bob: Cmon Gerard Sing!
Gerard: Ok i guess so../.
Gerard: WOoOooOOoOOooo MONA LISA
MCR: *Starts playing The Ballad of Mona Lisa*
Brendon, Ryan, and Gerard: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH JUST A TASTE OF WHAT YOU'VE PAID FOR
Mikey: THis would be much better if i had my unicorn costume
Gerard: HEY LOOK THERE'S DAD! *points*
Mikey: OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHt. OI PAPA OVER HERE!
Father *dies*
MCR: *starts playing Cancer*
Tyler and GErard: CAUSE THE HARDEST PART OF THIS IS LEAVING YOOOO YYYUUU!
Ferard: *kiss*
Gerard: I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Frank: I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO!
Gerard: I think I might Cry
Dan and Phil: DON'T CRY, CRAFT *hands gerard paper and scissors*
Gerard: *crafts*
Gerard: Do we have any coffee?
Bob: were on a parade float there is no coffee, plus you're too young Gerry!
Gerard: *Crafts more*
Frank: *crafts too*
The whole world: I SHIP IT!!
Ryan: Hey Brendon?
Brendon: Yeah Ryan
Ryan: I've been meaning to ask you this but, would you..uhh,,.. Maybe accept me back into P!ATD?
Brendon: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK *hugs Ryan* I LOVE YOU
Ryan: *Smiles*
MCR: Aww Wee, everything is so great. Except for Gerard and Mikeys dad dying.
Gerard: It's ok now, i'm over it
Mikey: I STILL NEED MY UNICORN COSTUME!!
Dallon: Here *hands Mikey a real unicorn*
Mikey: OMFG IT'S AN FRUCKING SODGSHAGSOD
Mikey: faints*
Pete: YO FUCK THESE DUDES I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!
Patrick: We've been through this Pete we need to stop swearing
Pete: Oh shit, sorry
Dan: Woah Woah Woah, back the fuck up
Phil: Dan don't swear
Gerard: YO this won't be that fucking hard
Ray: Im so lonley..
Joe: yO you will never be alone because you have me.
Andy: I just want to play in some fucking metal bands
Tyler: Josh you're out of the band
Josh: NO You'RE OuT oF tHe BaNd!!
Tyler: I'M THE LEAD SINGER AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KICK YOU OUT LIKE FUCKING PJ
Pj: Nobody's kicking anybody except for me, now lets calm down and slurp down some delicious tea *holds up tea*
Everyone: *holds up tea*
Pj: What's your opinion on Bagged Juices?
Brendon: On,,,..Bagged Juices??
Pj: I mean shit man, we've hit the pinnacle, there is no better question that i can not possibly Top that with an answer?
Mikey: wait,.. BAGGED JUICES
Ryan: lmao more like bagged milk
Brendon...plz dont
Phil: Oh no
Dan: What the hell Phil, You're actually going to bring that up! We've agreed not to mention that in front of other people! Jesus christ!
Pj:........................../..
Pj:..
Pj: BAGGED JUICES??!
Chris: Hey guys want to play 52 card pickup
PJ, Dan and phil: NOT NOW CHRIS
Chris: *Crafts*
Brendon: *drinks tea*
Pete: Makeup is fucking great for a guy
Gerard: because it makes Frank pretty, not that he's pretty without makeup because he's beautiful..
Dan: Will all of you shut up about having someone in their life i have no one!
Phil:...*Crys a lot*
Phil: WHAT AM I THEN!!! A POTATO?????????!?!!?!? I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED BY YOU DAN!! WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE THE DAY WE MET IN PERSON OCTUBRE 19 AND WHEN DID YOU EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME HUH???? YOU JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT-
Dan: *shuts Phil up*
Dan: Phil I do care about you
Phan: *hugs*
Dallon: I guess everything turned out the way that it should
Everyone: *bows* the end
Shrek: OR IS IT
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
A special Thanks too:
Patrick Stump's Fedora
Tyler Josephs ukulele
Mikey Ways Unicorn
Gerard Way s Coffee
Gerard Ways Pumpkin Pie
Cast
Gerard Way
Mikey Way
Father
Bob Bryar
Ray Toro
Frank Iero
Brendon Urie
Pete Wentz
Patrick Stump
Josh Dun
Tyler Joseph
Dallon Weekes
Ryan Ross
Dan Howell
Phil Lester
Pj Liguori
Chris Kendall
Shrek
*30 years ago*
Father:Shit we forgot Mikey *gets Mikey*
Mikey: Dad I don't want to go to some stupid marching band
Father:Dont worry child
Father: Sons, when you grow up will you be the saviors of the broken, the beaten and the damned?
Mikey: No! I want to be a Unicorn!!!
Gerard: I just want to play music dad!
Father:Will you defeat them Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made
Mikey: That's some deep shit
Gerard: Shut up Mikey
Father: Because one day i'll leave you
Gerard: NO DAD DON'T LEAVE ME
Father: A phantom to lead you in the summer
Mikey: But it's Winter
Father: To join the black parade
Gerard: Hey that could be a name of an album. Nice thinking Dad!
Mikey: What's a black parade? Is it like a club?
Gerard: Mikey you're so stupid! It's obviously a parade where people dress in black.
Mikey: Whatever, hey where did dad go?
Gerard: I have no idea
Mikey: Oh MY GOd Gerard he's in the hospital! HE HAS CANCER!!
Gerard: I should write a song about that…
Mikey: GERARD THIS IS SERIOUS I HAVE TO GET IN MY UNICORN COSTUME!!!
Gerard: c'mon we have to go save Dad!
Mikey and Gerard: *Ride a parade float to the hospital*
Gerard: HELP!!!11!! I'M STUCK IN A TV!!!!!!!!
Mikey: I CAN'T FIND MY UNICORN COSTUME
Father: I HAVE CANCER
Brendon: WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
Mikey: All I can Find is this weird oversized black jacket!
Frank: You're supposed to put that on you dickhead
Mikey: *puts on jacket* did you know that my brother is a jacket slut
Gerard: *winks*
Bob: Guys, its about to start cmon
Gerard: Well it would actually be nice if I could get out of here since i'm stuck in a fucking TV
Ray: GUYS WE NEED TO GO NOW! GERARD YOU STAY HERE AND WAIT TILL YOUR SOLO
Pete: yO WHAT THE FUCCKKKK YO THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOPE
Patrick: Pete stop you'll distract them!
Bob and Mikey and Frank and Ray: Get on float
*piano starts playing*
Gerard: *breaks the glass of the TV and escapes* YEAHHHHH\
Gerard: *runs over to dad* FATHER ARE YOU OK??!!
Father: *puts his hand up like in welcome to the black parade video*
Gerard: Dad, are you okay?
*Scene turns into the black parade
Gerard: Hey where did the hospital- oh.
Mikey: yO Gerry! Look at me I'm pursuing my dream!
Gerard: I thought you were going to be A unicorn
Mikey: plans change, I want to be Emo now!!!!!!!!!
(just a reminder that this takes place when everyone is 9 years old)
Mikey:*Violently playing electric guitar* FRICKEN PUNK
Josh: SO PUNK!
Bob: Cmon Gerard Sing!
Gerard: Ok i guess so../.
Gerard: WOoOooOOoOOooo MONA LISA
MCR: *Starts playing The Ballad of Mona Lisa*
Brendon, Ryan, and Gerard: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH JUST A TASTE OF WHAT YOU'VE PAID FOR
Mikey: THis would be much better if i had my unicorn costume
Gerard: HEY LOOK THERE'S DAD! *points*
Mikey: OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHt. OI PAPA OVER HERE!
Father *dies*
MCR: *starts playing Cancer*
Tyler and GErard: CAUSE THE HARDEST PART OF THIS IS LEAVING YOOOO YYYUUU!
Ferard: *kiss*
Gerard: I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Frank: I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO!
Gerard: I think I might Cry
Dan and Phil: DON'T CRY, CRAFT *hands gerard paper and scissors*
Gerard: *crafts*
Gerard: Do we have any coffee?
Bob: were on a parade float there is no coffee, plus you're too young Gerry!
Gerard: *Crafts more*
Frank: *crafts too*
The whole world: I SHIP IT!!
Ryan: Hey Brendon?
Brendon: Yeah Ryan
Ryan: I've been meaning to ask you this but, would you..uhh,,.. Maybe accept me back into P!ATD?
Brendon: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK *hugs Ryan* I LOVE YOU
Ryan: *Smiles*
MCR: Aww Wee, everything is so great. Except for Gerard and Mikeys dad dying.
Gerard: It's ok now, i'm over it
Mikey: I STILL NEED MY UNICORN COSTUME!!
Dallon: Here *hands Mikey a real unicorn*
Mikey: OMFG IT'S AN FRUCKING SODGSHAGSOD
Mikey: faints*
Pete: YO FUCK THESE DUDES I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!
Patrick: We've been through this Pete we need to stop swearing
Pete: Oh shit, sorry
Dan: Woah Woah Woah, back the fuck up
Phil: Dan don't swear
Gerard: YO this won't be that fucking hard
Ray: Im so lonley..
Joe: yO you will never be alone because you have me.
Andy: I just want to play in some fucking metal bands
Tyler: Josh you're out of the band
Josh: NO You'RE OuT oF tHe BaNd!!
Tyler: I'M THE LEAD SINGER AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KICK YOU OUT LIKE FUCKING PJ
Pj: Nobody's kicking anybody except for me, now lets calm down and slurp down some delicious tea *holds up tea*
Everyone: *holds up tea*
Pj: What's your opinion on Bagged Juices?
Brendon: On,,,..Bagged Juices??
Pj: I mean shit man, we've hit the pinnacle, there is no better question that i can not possibly Top that with an answer?
Mikey: wait,.. BAGGED JUICES
Ryan: lmao more like bagged milk
Brendon...plz dont
Phil: Oh no
Dan: What the hell Phil, You're actually going to bring that up! We've agreed not to mention that in front of other people! Jesus christ!
Pj:........................../..
Pj:..
Pj: BAGGED JUICES??!
Chris: Hey guys want to play 52 card pickup
PJ, Dan and phil: NOT NOW CHRIS
Chris: *Crafts*
Brendon: *drinks tea*
Pete: Makeup is fucking great for a guy
Gerard: because it makes Frank pretty, not that he's pretty without makeup because he's beautiful..
Dan: Will all of you shut up about having someone in their life i have no one!
Phil:...*Crys a lot*
Phil: WHAT AM I THEN!!! A POTATO?????????!?!!?!? I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED BY YOU DAN!! WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE THE DAY WE MET IN PERSON OCTUBRE 19 AND WHEN DID YOU EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME HUH???? YOU JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT-
Dan: *shuts Phil up*
Dan: Phil I do care about you
Phan: *hugs*
Dallon: I guess everything turned out the way that it should
Everyone: *bows* the end
Shrek: OR IS IT
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
A special Thanks too:
Patrick Stump's Fedora
Tyler Josephs ukulele
Mikey Ways Unicorn
Gerard Way s Coffee
Gerard Ways Pumpkin Pie
Cast
Gerard Way
Mikey Way
Father
Bob Bryar
Ray Toro
Frank Iero
Brendon Urie
Pete Wentz
Patrick Stump
Josh Dun
Tyler Joseph
Dallon Weekes
Ryan Ross
Dan Howell
Phil Lester
Pj Liguori
Chris Kendall
Shrek
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