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Build-a-Boyfriend Workshop
Intro
Soul mates, courtship and power of love. The art of romance was everyone’s fixation to some extent; there's this sort of glamour or mystique about the whole concept.
All those rom-coms and sappy novels made it look so easy, with their perfectly timed chance meetings, the scripted lines drawing the connections and convenient plots that bring the sappy package all together. These stories inspire people to search for their chance meeting with their ‘one true love’, so they can finally get their happily-ever-after. It’s all anyone can ever want…
I mean…That’s the script, is it not?
Whether it be a casual fling or a ring on the finger as the final destination, everyone has their own play or ways to go about it. Nowadays, everyone is so cavalier about meeting people and getting intimate. And shame those who were not! Everyone obviously got the memo; there was something wrong with you if you weren’t dating, or at least getting it on. It says so right in the beginning of the dating playbook.
The only problem was… I never read the playbook. Hell, I never had it. I am clueless when it comes to the ways of the heart… or the other thing.
And as luck would have it, I found myself trying to stay afloat in a situation where it felt like I was thrown into a gladiator’s pit. If the participating gladiators were all horny. Instead of tigers and lions, there were nosy elderly people. And instead of fighting-to-death there were really cringe-worthy mating displays and overpowering cologne....
All those rom-coms and sappy novels made it look so easy, with their perfectly timed chance meetings, the scripted lines drawing the connections and convenient plots that bring the sappy package all together. These stories inspire people to search for their chance meeting with their ‘one true love’, so they can finally get their happily-ever-after. It’s all anyone can ever want…
I mean…That’s the script, is it not?
Whether it be a casual fling or a ring on the finger as the final destination, everyone has their own play or ways to go about it. Nowadays, everyone is so cavalier about meeting people and getting intimate. And shame those who were not! Everyone obviously got the memo; there was something wrong with you if you weren’t dating, or at least getting it on. It says so right in the beginning of the dating playbook.
The only problem was… I never read the playbook. Hell, I never had it. I am clueless when it comes to the ways of the heart… or the other thing.
And as luck would have it, I found myself trying to stay afloat in a situation where it felt like I was thrown into a gladiator’s pit. If the participating gladiators were all horny. Instead of tigers and lions, there were nosy elderly people. And instead of fighting-to-death there were really cringe-worthy mating displays and overpowering cologne....
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Hello! Thank you for reading! This is just a tiny intro to kickstart this series and bring it to you all.I hope I got you hooked, if not, it's alright. But if you want more of my awkward fails and moments, keep reading. It gets better.